Ulf Murphy
Old Man Yelling at Clouds
We should have few issues...unless someone in the back line gets injured because our B squad is WOOF!
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- Thread starter PrinceVegeta
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JawboneOfAnAss
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Iraq finishing this tournament as the worst team statistically has to be the most believable thing about the World Cup.
JawboneOfAnAss
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Helio Valera, the guy who subbed on for Cape Verde, plays for Maccabi Tel Aviv. He scored the 2nd goal against Uruguay in the last match.
He has a chance to do a funny.
He has a chance to do a funny.
a-mart
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Uruguay not qualifying even as 8th best third-place finisher from a group with Saudi and Cape Verde is hilarious
PrinceVegeta
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This has to be the worst Uruguay squad in many many years!
Kudos to Spain for playing smart, controlling the ball, and not falling for heated altercations that Uruguay tends to bait people with.
JawboneOfAnAss
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Wished Cape Verde would have won that so they get their first WC win, but this is amazing.
And in a week, Argentina is going to pants them. Still, incredible Cinderella run.
Now, for our featured Pride month fixture in Seattle, Egypt versus the Islamic Republic of Iran.
And in a week, Argentina is going to pants them. Still, incredible Cinderella run.
Now, for our featured Pride month fixture in Seattle, Egypt versus the Islamic Republic of Iran.
a-mart
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Now, for our featured homos in the closet fixture in Seattle, Egypt versus the Islamic Republic of Iran.
a-mart
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They missed an open net at the last second.. at least it wasn't what sent them home
PrinceVegeta
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JawboneOfAnAss
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I want Ru Paul to host the half time show. I want an IRGC Pride flag unfurled in the stands. I want pink haired bears naked from the waist down to storm the pitch to give Mo Salah a hug.
LGBTA. The A stands for ayatollah. The G stands for goat.
JawboneOfAnAss
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And now! For our feature Pride match halftime show!
JawboneOfAnAss
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C'mon, where are the pitch invaders? I want Cascadian gay bears storming the pitch swinging their dicks like helicopters.
JawboneOfAnAss
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Winner of this match gets invited to the banana boat by the mayor of Seattle.
a-mart
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I was obviously right ;)
MMAFTM13
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Omg I remember that scorpion kick. I was about 16 at the time. Higuita was just nuts.
a-mart
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I obviously knew about it but was too young to watch
Started watching international football during Euro 96, still remember that Bierhoff golden goal to this day
MMAFTM13
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Yeah it all changed back to normal after that. We lost to them in the Semis in a game we should’ve won. That’s 4 major tournaments since 86 that England have lost in very close games to the eventual winners. We just need a bit of luck on the day at crucial games to win one. I wonder if I’ll ever experience winning it in my lifetime.
