UFC Fight Night: Moicano vs Nolan

JawboneOfAnAss said:
This asshole is still going?! Hold on a second, I need libations.

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I just took a squared ice cube, shaved some tomato peel onto 1.78oz of Jehovah's semen, and garnished it with 78yr old Palestinian pubic hair.

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Lol.
 
HKOG said:
Don’t act like you know anything about guns if you did you be up there with the gun tubers like Kentucky harrea hichock zardar 22 plinster and all that your not make millions off guns you read articles and that’s it you know as much as I do Jack shit
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HKOG said:
Dude your argued with me that mark serbu didn’t have no 20mm bet you don’t even know who mark serbu is
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HKOG said:
Boys trying to say he’s the king dick off gun

With no gun tube channel

With no gun or ammunition sponsorship

If he was the king dick off guns he be make money hand over fist on his knowledge on the you tube and pepper box and have all those gun companies line up to give him free shit
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Ok, boys, I feel like we need to get back on track here with the root cause of all of this chaos and debauchery that has occurred since I had to go take my daughter trick or treating. I have read everything, and am ready to jump back in!

@HKOG you talked a lot about moving goalposts, but you just removed the goalposts and added a basketball hoop here. Who the fuck said anything about YouTube channels? Who said anything about dicking kings of guns? I just made a joke about knowing more than a Canadian who doesn't know the difference between .22lr and .223 Remington.

But! I would wager my savings account that I am significantly more knowledgeable than the average American citizen about firearms and ballistics, let alone a simpleton who can't even legally hold an unloaded pellet gun. So, before we move forward, let's compare credentials! I'm going to bullet point mine here to make it easy for you!

  • I was raised in family that was rife with firearms. Three police officers, and four combat veterans made for an environment where guns were common and I learned much through osmosis.
  • I served in the 82nd Airborne Division, which is one of the top premier, elite light infantry units in the US Army. I served through three combat deployments where I used actual firearms in combat. While the vast majority of the rounds I expended in combat were through an M4 carbine, I fired numerous other weapons in anger including, but not limited to, M203 grenade launchers, MK19 automatic grenade launchers, M240B machine guns, and plenty of other fun stuff that aren't even firearms.
  • I have been heavily involved with firearms since I left the Army, and I have been carrying a pistol pretty much every day for the past 16 years. I have taken relatively high level defensive pistol classes taught by very knowledgeable people.
  • I also trained for some time to try my hand at International Defensive Pistol Association competitions. While I never got really deep into that world, I would say that my ability to handle a pistol in realistic scenarios is significantly higher than the average person. I'm no John Wick, but I am supremely confident in my ability to competently use a handgun under pressure.
  • I own, and know intimately, enough firearms to arm enough men to challenge the entire Village Guard of Scotland.
Please list your credentials that qualify you to say that I know jack shit. Keep in mind, I have less than zero desire to start a YouTube channel, nor have said that I know more than real experts out there. I'm the guy moving to the frozen woods of Alaska, remember?

So, whatcha got, shortstuff?
 
Eranys said:
Ok, boys, I feel like we need to get back on track here with the root cause of all of this chaos and debauchery that has occurred since I had to go take my daughter trick or treating. I have read everything, and am ready to jump back in!

@HKOG you talked a lot about moving goalposts, but you just removed the goalposts and added a basketball hoop here. Who the fuck said anything about YouTube channels? Who said anything about dicking kings of guns? I just made a joke about knowing more than a Canadian who doesn't know the difference between .22lr and .223 Remington.

But! I would wager my savings account that I am significantly more knowledgeable than the average American citizen about firearms and ballistics, let alone a simpleton who can't even legally hold an unloaded pellet gun. So, before we move forward, let's compare credentials! I'm going to bullet point mine here to make it easy for you!

  • I was raised in family that was rife with firearms. Three police officers, and four combat veterans made for an environment where guns were common and I learned much through osmosis.
  • I served in the 82nd Airborne Division, which is one of the top premier, elite light infantry units in the US Army. I served through three combat deployments where I used actual firearms in combat. While the vast majority of the rounds I expended in combat were through an M4 carbine, I fired numerous other weapons in anger including, but not limited to, M203 grenade launchers, MK19 automatic grenade launchers, M240B machine guns, and plenty of other fun stuff that aren't even firearms.
  • I have been heavily involved with firearms since I left the Army, and I have been carrying a pistol pretty much every day for the past 16 years. I have taken relatively high level defensive pistol classes taught by very knowledgeable people.
  • I also trained for some time to try my hand at International Defensive Pistol Association competitions. While I never got really deep into that world, I would say that my ability to handle a pistol in realistic scenarios is significantly higher than the average person. I'm no John Wick, but I am supremely confident in my ability to competently use a handgun under pressure.
  • I own, and know intimately, enough firearms to arm enough men to challenge the entire Village Guard of Scotland.
Please list your credentials that qualify you to say that I know jack shit. Keep in mind, I have less than zero desire to start a YouTube channel, nor have said that I know more than real experts out there. I'm the guy moving to the frozen woods of Alaska, remember?

So, whatcha got, shortstuff?
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"I served in the 82nd Airborne Division". Something to be proud of. I don't look at you like a scumbag anymore. You're a good dude now.
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HKOG said:
Million to show million to win is my price I don’t fight for free
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I do cuz I'm not an all talk pissy like you. And you must be running scared, cuz you raised your prices! Didn't used to be 100k and 100k? Don't be frightened child, I'll end it quick for you, you won't barely feel a thing.

Spend all day in the gym, lmao boy you don't know what that looks like.

And if you DID and you still that fuckin skinny-fat, you should get a refund on your membership. Cuz that's frankly pathetic, you look like a potato with toothpicks for arms.
 
Eranys said:
Ok, boys, I feel like we need to get back on track here with the root cause of all of this chaos and debauchery that has occurred since I had to go take my daughter trick or treating. I have read everything, and am ready to jump back in!

@HKOG you talked a lot about moving goalposts, but you just removed the goalposts and added a basketball hoop here. Who the fuck said anything about YouTube channels? Who said anything about dicking kings of guns? I just made a joke about knowing more than a Canadian who doesn't know the difference between .22lr and .223 Remington.

But! I would wager my savings account that I am significantly more knowledgeable than the average American citizen about firearms and ballistics, let alone a simpleton who can't even legally hold an unloaded pellet gun. So, before we move forward, let's compare credentials! I'm going to bullet point mine here to make it easy for you!

  • I was raised in family that was rife with firearms. Three police officers, and four combat veterans made for an environment where guns were common and I learned much through osmosis.
  • I served in the 82nd Airborne Division, which is one of the top premier, elite light infantry units in the US Army. I served through three combat deployments where I used actual firearms in combat. While the vast majority of the rounds I expended in combat were through an M4 carbine, I fired numerous other weapons in anger including, but not limited to, M203 grenade launchers, MK19 automatic grenade launchers, M240B machine guns, and plenty of other fun stuff that aren't even firearms.
  • I have been heavily involved with firearms since I left the Army, and I have been carrying a pistol pretty much every day for the past 16 years. I have taken relatively high level defensive pistol classes taught by very knowledgeable people.
  • I also trained for some time to try my hand at International Defensive Pistol Association competitions. While I never got really deep into that world, I would say that my ability to handle a pistol in realistic scenarios is significantly higher than the average person. I'm no John Wick, but I am supremely confident in my ability to competently use a handgun under pressure.
  • I own, and know intimately, enough firearms to arm enough men to challenge the entire Village Guard of Scotland.
Please list your credentials that qualify you to say that I know jack shit. Keep in mind, I have less than zero desire to start a YouTube channel, nor have said that I know more than real experts out there. I'm the guy moving to the frozen woods of Alaska, remember?

So, whatcha got, shortstuff?
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He's got about 1k in loose bills and some jackets that went out of style 9 years ago. And a YouTube channel with less than 250 subs. Who all think he's retarded.

Oh, and an obsolete TV.
 
Eranys said:
Ok, boys, I feel like we need to get back on track here with the root cause of all of this chaos and debauchery that has occurred since I had to go take my daughter trick or treating. I have read everything, and am ready to jump back in!

@HKOG you talked a lot about moving goalposts, but you just removed the goalposts and added a basketball hoop here. Who the fuck said anything about YouTube channels? Who said anything about dicking kings of guns? I just made a joke about knowing more than a Canadian who doesn't know the difference between .22lr and .223 Remington.

But! I would wager my savings account that I am significantly more knowledgeable than the average American citizen about firearms and ballistics, let alone a simpleton who can't even legally hold an unloaded pellet gun. So, before we move forward, let's compare credentials! I'm going to bullet point mine here to make it easy for you!

  • I was raised in family that was rife with firearms. Three police officers, and four combat veterans made for an environment where guns were common and I learned much through osmosis.
  • I served in the 82nd Airborne Division, which is one of the top premier, elite light infantry units in the US Army. I served through three combat deployments where I used actual firearms in combat. While the vast majority of the rounds I expended in combat were through an M4 carbine, I fired numerous other weapons in anger including, but not limited to, M203 grenade launchers, MK19 automatic grenade launchers, M240B machine guns, and plenty of other fun stuff that aren't even firearms.
  • I have been heavily involved with firearms since I left the Army, and I have been carrying a pistol pretty much every day for the past 16 years. I have taken relatively high level defensive pistol classes taught by very knowledgeable people.
  • I also trained for some time to try my hand at International Defensive Pistol Association competitions. While I never got really deep into that world, I would say that my ability to handle a pistol in realistic scenarios is significantly higher than the average person. I'm no John Wick, but I am supremely confident in my ability to competently use a handgun under pressure.
  • I own, and know intimately, enough firearms to arm enough men to challenge the entire Village Guard of Scotland.
Please list your credentials that qualify you to say that I know jack shit. Keep in mind, I have less than zero desire to start a YouTube channel, nor have said that I know more than real experts out there. I'm the guy moving to the frozen woods of Alaska, remember?

So, whatcha got, shortstuff?
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Yeah! But do you do Youtube? That's the most important part! If you don't, well, you know NOTHING about guns. #FACT
 
I'm not taking up for Dan, but while Renato had the dominant position with back control and the body triangle (and yes in this case there was movement and trying to grab hands and get a better position etc) but lets say there was no movement and Tom was just laying there with some dude stuck and frozen on his back.....how long then before the ref needs to stand them up? There was a moment where Tom grabbed both of Renato's hands so neither could do anything.
 
Troop said:
I'm not taking up for Dan, but while Renato had the dominant position with back control and the body triangle (and yes in this case there was movement and trying to grab hands and get a better position etc) but lets say there was no movement and Tom was just laying there with some dude stuck and frozen on his back.....how long then before the ref needs to stand them up? There was a moment where Tom grabbed both of Renato's hands so neither could do anything.
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Charles cuddled Max for 5 rounds
 
Troop said:
I'm not taking up for Dan, but while Renato had the dominant position with back control and the body triangle (and yes in this case there was movement and trying to grab hands and get a better position etc) but lets say there was no movement and Tom was just laying there with some dude stuck and frozen on his back.....how long then before the ref needs to stand them up? There was a moment where Tom grabbed both of Renato's hands so neither could do anything.
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Then that's on Nolan. You have to escape the dominant position. Period.

This wasn't being caught in closed guard, back mount with a body triangle is one of the most dominant positions you can get, and Dan just said all the disadvantaged fighter has to do is completely stall and they'll be reset. That is bullshit. The bottom fighter working for escapes is where opening present for the finish. The bum wants to turtle up, fine, it sucks but then he surrenders the round.
 
bconcrete said:
Then that's on Nolan. You have to escape the dominant position. Period.

This wasn't being caught in closed guard, back mount with a body triangle is one of the most dominant positions you can get, and Dan just said all the disadvantaged fighter has to do is completely stall and they'll be reset. That is bullshit. The bottom fighter working for escapes is where opening present for the finish. The bum wants to turtle up, fine, it sucks but then he surrenders the round.
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it was the most predatory stand up ever. dan literally took Renato's earned advantage and handed it to tom. Dan should forfeit his purse to Renato
 
Troop said:
I'm not taking up for Dan, but while Renato had the dominant position with back control and the body triangle (and yes in this case there was movement and trying to grab hands and get a better position etc) but lets say there was no movement and Tom was just laying there with some dude stuck and frozen on his back.....how long then before the ref needs to stand them up? There was a moment where Tom grabbed both of Renato's hands so neither could do anything.
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He did what he needed to set up the submission, saying they were just laying there is insane
 
Eranys said:
Ok, boys, I feel like we need to get back on track here with the root cause of all of this chaos and debauchery that has occurred since I had to go take my daughter trick or treating. I have read everything, and am ready to jump back in!

@HKOG you talked a lot about moving goalposts, but you just removed the goalposts and added a basketball hoop here. Who the fuck said anything about YouTube channels? Who said anything about dicking kings of guns? I just made a joke about knowing more than a Canadian who doesn't know the difference between .22lr and .223 Remington.

But! I would wager my savings account that I am significantly more knowledgeable than the average American citizen about firearms and ballistics, let alone a simpleton who can't even legally hold an unloaded pellet gun. So, before we move forward, let's compare credentials! I'm going to bullet point mine here to make it easy for you!

  • I was raised in family that was rife with firearms. Three police officers, and four combat veterans made for an environment where guns were common and I learned much through osmosis.
  • I served in the 82nd Airborne Division, which is one of the top premier, elite light infantry units in the US Army. I served through three combat deployments where I used actual firearms in combat. While the vast majority of the rounds I expended in combat were through an M4 carbine, I fired numerous other weapons in anger including, but not limited to, M203 grenade launchers, MK19 automatic grenade launchers, M240B machine guns, and plenty of other fun stuff that aren't even firearms.
  • I have been heavily involved with firearms since I left the Army, and I have been carrying a pistol pretty much every day for the past 16 years. I have taken relatively high level defensive pistol classes taught by very knowledgeable people.
  • I also trained for some time to try my hand at International Defensive Pistol Association competitions. While I never got really deep into that world, I would say that my ability to handle a pistol in realistic scenarios is significantly higher than the average person. I'm no John Wick, but I am supremely confident in my ability to competently use a handgun under pressure.
  • I own, and know intimately, enough firearms to arm enough men to challenge the entire Village Guard of Scotland.
Please list your credentials that qualify you to say that I know jack shit. Keep in mind, I have less than zero desire to start a YouTube channel, nor have said that I know more than real experts out there. I'm the guy moving to the frozen woods of Alaska, remember?

So, whatcha got, shortstuff?
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Had no idea you were IRF. 82nd Airborne the elite of elite. THANK YOU for all the lives you saved. I retract any and everything shitty I've said to you and don't give a fuck that you don't give a fuck, in this instance I'll take whatever you've got as a comeback, you've more than earned it.
 
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