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The Great Divide: Who is MMA’s worst referee?

Which UFC referee has earned their poor reputation the most?

(they debate if it's Dancin Herb or Tan Dan)

i really would not want to be a ref.
There are situations where a fighter gets punched 5 times and the fight gets stopped and people are asking why it took him so long, while in a parallel world he stops after 4 and the same people argue it was way too early.

But damn.. most of those videos are just horrible.
 
i really would not want to be a ref.
There are situations where a fighter gets punched 5 times and the fight gets stopped and people are asking why it took him so long, while in a parallel world he stops after 4 and the same people argue it was way too early.

But damn.. most of those videos are just horrible.
Why not? Once you're at the top you get job security and no matter how much you fuck it up the athletic commissions protect you from even having to respond to any criticism let alone suspend you
 
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Did we forget?
I can one up that I give you Kim Winslow
 
i really would not want to be a ref.
There are situations where a fighter gets punched 5 times and the fight gets stopped and people are asking why it took him so long, while in a parallel world he stops after 4 and the same people argue it was way too early.

But damn.. most of those videos are just horrible.
Have AI take over reffing. Here's how that would work:

Each fighter drinks 1 ounce of ref priming fluid before the fight. this allows the ref to stop either fighter, or both, digitally - without touching them.

Oh, the mechanism you ask?

It gives the fighter the ref wants to stop an instant massive erection or swollen clit.

No, @bconcrete , I haven't figured out what that means for those who already fight hard or swollen or both at the same time (happens).

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