Tosh
There Can Be Only One
A Dagwood is a towering sandwich consisting of two slices of any ilk of bread, and whatever else (edible and delicious) you want to put inside.
Growing up, Dad let us have Dagwood making contests, and we all got to vote on the best one, which is what will happen here if you play along.
But, we had rules, and those apply here as well:
1. It has to taste good
2. It has to be at least 3" (or 7cm*) tall
3. It has to keep it's shape on the first bite
*yes that's less than three inches but everyone outside of North America has shitty hours to watch UFC so ffs at least give them this.
Growing up, Dad let us have Dagwood making contests, and we all got to vote on the best one, which is what will happen here if you play along.
But, we had rules, and those apply here as well:
1. It has to taste good
2. It has to be at least 3" (or 7cm*) tall
3. It has to keep it's shape on the first bite
*yes that's less than three inches but everyone outside of North America has shitty hours to watch UFC so ffs at least give them this.

