UFC 328: Chimaev vs. Strickland | Newark

[Fight Magnet]

MAIN CARD (9 p.m. ET, Paramount+)

Khamzat Chimaev (185) vs. Sean Strickland (185) – for middleweight title
Joshua Van (125) vs. Tatsuro Taira (125) – for flyweight title
Alexander Volkov (257) vs. Waldo Cortes-Acosta (264)
Sean Brady (170) vs. Joaquin Buckley (170)
King Green (155) vs. Jeremy Stephens (160)*

PRELIMINARY CARD (7 p.m. ET, Paramount+)

Ateba Gautier (185) vs. Ozzy Diaz (186)
Joel Alvarez (170) vs. Yaroslav Amosov (170)
Grant Dawson (156) vs. Mateusz Rebecki (156)
Jim Miller (155) vs. Jared Gordon (156)

PRELIMINARY CARD (5 p.m. ET, Paramount+)

Roman Kopylov (185) vs. Marco Tulio (286)
Pat Sabatini (145) vs. William Gomis (145)
Baisangur Susurkaev (186) vs. Djorden Santos (186)
Clayton Carpenter (126) vs. Jose Ochoa (125)

*Stephens missed the lightweight limit by 4 pounds. He will be fined a percentage of his purse if the fight is approved at a catchweight.

 

[LoneCowboy]

Was there some kind of controversy? I saw a comment questioning if he really made it.

Dunno, I'm watching ONE

Just checking sites during breaks, took him 1.5+ hours

 

[Pai Mei]

I've been doing pretty good on picks lately but really tanked last week and I've got a sinking feeling this will be more of the same. I try to go with the favorites but the dogs just look so attractive I can't bring myself to do it. I keep thinking this could be one of those weeks where the unexpected keeps happening and blows everybody's mind. Everybody's except mine. What is wrong with me? Help, somebody please help!

 

[Eranys]

always surprised too see how small the MMA world ist.

After a few days of our great MMA spot venture, LizaG went there, which i found hilarious.

I have become more and more convinced that Chael was actually LizaG.

 

[FunnyHoneyBunny]

I have become more and more convinced that Chael was actually LizaG.

can't sort when LizaG arrived and when he had his crash out.
I don't know how people that shit.
"Yeah Annas wedding? That was in August 1967"
How the fuck?
My own wedding was sometime between 2000 and now.

 

[Eranys]

can't sort when LizaG arrived and when he had his crash out.
I don't know how people that shit.
"Yeah Annas wedding? That was in August 1967"
How the fuck?
My own wedding was sometime between 2000 and now.

Liza was not a chick, and he was not from England. I ran enough tests to be convinced of that. Liza also lied and reacted very similarly to The Best Fighter in the World, who we all know was Chael. My theory is that Chael is a compulsive liar who got off on pretending to be a chick.

 

[bconcrete]

you motherfuckers are causing me to flip flop on a number of picks here Timmy @MMAFTM13 .

FOOK

last week I switched from the winner to the loser in the final hours GODDAMMIT

You shouldn't do that. Don't switch your pick if you picked the winner, only switch if you picked the loser.

Hope this helps

 

[LoneCowboy]

You shouldn't do that. Don't switch your pick if you picked the winner, only switch if you picked the loser.

Hope this helps

Goes along with "stop being poor "

 

[bconcrete]

Goes along with "stop being poor "

Also very good advice, but I personally prefer "don't be poor." This will prevent you from needing to stop being poor in the first place.

I should be a life coach.

 

[Leprechaun 5: In The Hood]

Goes along with "stop being poor "

 

[FunnyHoneyBunny]

. I ran enough tests to be convinced of that.

which tests did you run on me?
*fingers crossed
Not the tiny dick test, not the tiny dick test

 

[Eranys]

which tests did you run on me?
*fingers crossed
Not the tiny dick test, not the tiny dick test

 

[FunnyHoneyBunny]

THAT'S why i feel so loose!

 

[Eranys]

THAT'S why i feel so loose!

I told them to use the "German" probe, but I guess they fucked up the translation because I noticed they used the GIANT probe instead

 

[Leprechaun 5: In The Hood]

Khamzat was gifted. Didn't even let the scales settle. Chucky should be livid he wasn't born in a Russian mountain somewhere

 

[Eranys]

Khamzat was gifted. Didn't even let the scales settle. Chucky should be livid he wasn't born in a Russian mountain somewhere

I know there's almost no chance....but goddamn will I be over the moon if Sean takes this

 

[bconcrete]

I know there's almost no chance....but goddamn will I be over the moon if Sean takes this

We said the same about Sean vs Izzy.

Sean has that unique combination of stupidity and toughness that can sometimes overcome world class skill.

 

[Eranys]

We said the same about Sean vs Izzy.

Sean has that unique combination of stupidity and toughness that can sometimes overcome world class skill.

That's where my faint glimmer of hope comes from. I gave him almost no chance against Izzy. But the odds are slimmer against Kumshot.

 

[LoneCowboy]

NO one was giving him a shot against Fluffy either and he beat the shit out of Fluffy too.

 

[LoneCowboy]

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