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Pai Mei

Pai Mei

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Ok, I'm trying once again to create a comedy thread again. Hopefully, this time the moderators will let it stand (yes, I'm joking).

Phumi Nkuta: “He’s not going to be my Keith Peterson. I know he’s trying to do his job. Being a referee in this sport where there’s so much going on, it’s not easy, so I’m not going to hate on Herb or say he’s a bad person or whatever. That’s not my job; I’m not going to attack his character or anything like that.

“But I disagree. And we have angles on film where you can see me fighting the choke as the bell goes off. I’m still grimacing as the bell goes off,” Nkuta continued. “If I’m grimacing and still fighting the choke at the bell, how am I out before?”
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Did Phumi really just throw Dominick Cruz under the bus??? :LOL:
 
There's a headline on that other site that starts with:

After massive Netflix cuccess,​

Is that the same thing as when Ian Garry wins a fight?
 
Pai Mei said:
Ok, I'm trying once again to create a comedy thread again. Hopefully, this time the moderators will let it stand (yes, I'm joking).



Did Phumi really just throw Dominick Cruz under the bus??? :LOL:
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I won't delete this comment or ban you. It's senior prom for my oldest, I got my eye on some other kid rn
 
Pai Mei said:
There's a headline on that other site that starts with:

After massive Netflix cuccess,​

Is that the same thing as when Ian Garry wins a fight?
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haven't seen or heard much from Ians wife, she wants me
 
a-mart said:
@Jizz Starmer
@Jizz Starmer
@Jizz Starmer
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“He has proven time and again that he can scale a business globally and profitably. His ‘fighter-first’ orientation has earned him loyalty and admiration from MMA athletes around the globe and across generations. He’s a world-beater, and I’m looking forward, yet again, to embarking on this journey together.”

Other investors named to be backing the unnamed new MMA league include Upper Deck; Steve Kaplan, owner of D.C. United and co-founder of Oaktree Capital; Swimmy Minami, founder of Visional and a limited partner of the New York Yankees; skateboarding legend Tony Hawk; former Fortress Investment Group vice-chairman Dean Dakolias; and others with ownership stakes in NFL and NBA franchises.

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Jizz Starmer said:
“He has proven time and again that he can scale a business globally and profitably. His ‘fighter-first’ orientation has earned him loyalty and admiration from MMA athletes around the globe and across generations. He’s a world-beater, and I’m looking forward, yet again, to embarking on this journey together.”

Other investors named to be backing the unnamed new MMA league include Upper Deck; Steve Kaplan, owner of D.C. United and co-founder of Oaktree Capital; Swimmy Minami, founder of Visional and a limited partner of the New York Yankees; skateboarding legend Tony Hawk; former Fortress Investment Group vice-chairman Dean Dakolias; and others with ownership stakes in NFL and NBA franchises.

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What about some more enthusiasm

Is Chatri our dear leader or Coker?
 
a-mart said:
What about some more enthusiasm

Is Chatri our dear leader or Coker?
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Chatri. He’s 17 years deep with ONE. This is remarkable, and the whole show is so good. Of course I want Coker to do well, but not holding my breath.
Apologies for the edit. You get the best of both Rizs though
 

A little NC news for you Cosmopolitans and a little eye candy for HK.
What you should notice is just how smart our local high school girls are.

Meadows said Tarr was a passenger in her car when they headed west on Unionville-Indian Trail Road after school, and she noticed smoke coming from under the vehicle in front of her.
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“My dad was a mechanic for a bunch of years, and I’ve always known if a car is smoking, something’s wrong,” said Meadows.
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Not gonna find women like that in Scotland. No sirree, Bob.
 
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Pai Mei said:
It has "Queen" on the packaging. Must have been designed by his wife before the divorce. She knew what she was gonna do though. She cut off half his face.
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that's a popular dairy brand in Spain. it's their wheaties box
 
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