MMA Comedy

[ABB]

I choose to believe what @Pai Mei said as the real truth.

It's always the real truth. Topuria is the Aaron Hernandez of mma except he's still alive and isn't named Aaron

 

[LoneCowboy]

It's always the real truth. Topuria is the Aaron Hernandez of mma except he's still alive and isn't named Aaron

ummmmmmm only Franny is the Aaron Hernandez of mma. Just saying.

 

[ABB]

ummmmmmm only Franny is the Aaron Hernandez of mma. Just saying.

I think Franny is done with MMA.

 

[LoneCowboy]

I think Franny is done with MMA.

i'm just saying Ilya has no dead bodies associated with him like Hernandez and Franny

 

[ABB]

i'm just saying Ilya has no dead bodies associated with him like Hernandez and Franny

what about the male lover he couldn't have his friends know about?

 

[LoneCowboy]

what about the male lover he couldn't have his friends know about?

i'm just saying, he ain't killed anyone that we know about.

 

[Pai Mei]

that's a popular hateful bitch brand in Miami. it's their wheaties box

 

[Pai Mei]

i'm just saying, he ain't killed anyone that we know about.

This game plan calls for patience.

 

[LoneCowboy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2059250412876603793

 

[ABB]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2059250412876603793

good lord that timing was fucking impressive

 

[Tito Orcheese]

good lord that timing was fucking impressive

The simulator was on point that day!

 

[ABB]

7
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ABBs

My favorite scene in Something About Mary, which is in the top 10 best comedies for me. Harlan Williams my favorite character in that movie. He was on JRE recently and he's the same guy IRL. Dude has me rolling and I'm only 30 min in.

 

[LoneCowboy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2061389435397435762

 

[MMAFTM13]

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Classic

 

[Pai Mei]

Classic

I never realized just how much Tony deformed Chandler's foot. I don't think Jon Jones would have survived that.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

I never realized just how much Tony deformed Chandler's foot. I don't think Jon Jones would have survived that.

Would've been so funny if Chael would've won the belt.

 

[Pai Mei]

Tito Ortiz injured in boating accident – “Much of my memory was gone”

Former UFC light heavyweight champion and UFC Hall of Famer Tito Ortiz has revealed that he was injured in a boating accident earlier this year.

mymmanews.com

Oh man, I saw the headline and thought OK Tito had a head injury years ago that left him with cognitive deficits. NO! This was 11 weeks ago and he is attributing all his problems to it.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Tito Ortiz injured in boating accident – “Much of my memory was gone”

Former UFC light heavyweight champion and UFC Hall of Famer Tito Ortiz has revealed that he was injured in a boating accident earlier this year.

mymmanews.com

Oh man, I saw the headline and thought OK Tito had a head injury years ago that left him with cognitive deficits. NO! This was 11 weeks ago and he is attributing all his problems to it.

You have some real nerve going in on one of the greatest minds of our time like that....

#LionsNotSheep

Some moar comedy:

Amanda Serrano on Gina Carano – “It would be an honor to go in there with such a great fighter”

“I told [Jake Paul], listen, put me in coach, I’m ready to go in!” Amanda Serrano told TMZ of the May 16 Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano event that aired on

mymmanews.com

“Listen, just hear the sound of it. ‘Serrano vs. Carano. Serrano, Carano!’” Amanda said. “It would be an honor to go in there with such a great fighter. She’s a striker as well. She comes from a kickboxing background. So you never know. You never know.”

Carano was defeated by Rousey by way of first-round armbar submission. It was her first fight since 2009.

 

[a-mart]

Classic