Castaway MMA v2.0

BrokenThreads said:
So I was tired of texting back and forth the other night w/ @ABB , so i decided to just call him. After a long call, I think he may have convinced me to dl Tinder. Only social media I've ever done is this.

Let's crack another and see what it's all about. Warning!, these are gonna be Wisco gals, I'll let yall judge the quality in my area.
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Look man, imma be 100 with you:

I got a friend in Portland, and he hits our friend chat with what he finds on the daring scene there (@TheIronSheik can attest to all this).

So. Many. Clowns. Actual clowns.

And pronouns no one has ever heard of.

Idk if I have it in me to talk someone else off that particular ledge...
 
bconcrete said:
Look man, imma be 100 with you:

I got a friend in Portland, and he hits our friend chat with what he finds on the daring scene there (@TheIronSheik can attest to all this).

So. Many. Clowns. Actual clowns.

And pronouns no one has ever heard of.

Idk if I have it in me to talk someone else off that particular ledge...
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I imagine Portland and Wisconsin might be a bit different, much to @BrokenThreads favor.
 
bconcrete said:
Look man, imma be 100 with you:

I got a friend in Portland, and he hits our friend chat with what he finds on the daring scene there (@TheIronSheik can attest to all this).

So. Many. Clowns. Actual clowns.

And pronouns no one has ever heard of.

Idk if I have it in me to talk someone else off that particular ledge...
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Turns out it's easier for me to buy a gun vs sign up for tinder. Finally got signed up, but feels dirty. Not to mention my thumb was getting sore from swiping left a hundred times before a 5 popped up and swiped right. Not my thang atm.
 
BrokenThreads said:
Turns out it's easier for me to buy a gun vs sign up for tinder. Finally got signed up, but feels dirty. Not to mention my thumb was getting sore from swiping left a hundred times before a 5 popped up and swiped right. Not my thang atm.
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Lower your standards, up your average.

(The last person I gave that advice to, I ended up needing to talk them out of investigating a clown cult/college).
 
bconcrete said:
Look man, imma be 100 with you:

I got a friend in Portland, and he hits our friend chat with what he finds on the daring scene there (@TheIronSheik can attest to all this).

So. Many. Clowns. Actual clowns.

And pronouns no one has ever heard of.

Idk if I have it in me to talk someone else off that particular ledge...
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It’s a parade of ambiguously gendered Pagliaccis.
 
bconcrete said:
Lower your standards, up your average.

(The last person I gave that advice to, I ended up needing to talk them out of investigating a clown cult/college).
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I'm fucking snipped, it all feels the same with my eyes closed. Only thing I have to worry about is catching bugs. Trust me, I have taken many a hogger home at bar time in my youth. Actually surprised my dick hasn't shriveled up and fallen off from all the non proud poon.
 
BrokenThreads said:
Turns out it's easier for me to buy a gun vs sign up for tinder. Finally got signed up, but feels dirty. Not to mention my thumb was getting sore from swiping left a hundred times before a 5 popped up and swiped right. Not my thang atm.
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I tried Facebook dating for 15 minutes. I didn’t find any winners but I understood David Carradine a whole lot better after.
 
TheIronSheik said:
I tried Facebook dating for 15 minutes. I didn’t find any winners but I understood David Carradine a whole lot better after.
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