Castaway MMA v2.0

If it's me, I react to almost everything. I'm a total emoji slut.

Also, is kill a cat a euphemism for getting laid? Cuz I'm definitely gonna try to kill a cat myself, except I ate WAY too much Chinese food... After my vasectomy that's my definition of "risky sex."
I tried to pet the kitty and got told I'm spending the weekend in a spare bedroom. Now I'm making songs online and will have the last laugh when I kill myself with alcohol.
 
I feel like I'm not able to express myself here without getting mocked by hate emojis. My emo song is more truer than ever. I'm vindicated.
 
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Let's fucking go Charles Leclerc! 9th career grand prix win and 1st at Silverstone! One more until he hits double digit wins! Forza Ferrari!

That Safety Car fucked Hamilton out of 2nd place though.
 
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