Yeah...Spiderman.It's a man
They do a really, really good job of hiding the fact that she has no hips.
There's always one, lol.They do a really, really good job of hiding the fact that she has no hips.
Hips don't lieThere's always one, lol.
You should put as much scrutiny into this as you do your judging. If you did, she'd be a 7.5 max. Too cliche or too well-known or too dumb.There's always one, lol.
And that right there, is the reason you won't date her.They do a really, really good job of hiding the fact that she has no hips.
Correct. I wouldn't even be interested. Afraid I'll split her in half with my giant babies.And that right there, is the reason you won't date her.
Gaybies...Correct. I wouldn't even be interested. Afraid I'll split her in half with my giant babies.
Ulf: "Ugh, a touch of under-arm stubble and tattoos. Unfuckable. I'm out. Would not return their calls."
Also: "Wearing white...after labor day...no thank you."Ulf: "Ugh, a touch of under-arm stubble and tattoos. Unfuckable. I'm out. Would not return their calls."