Dana Whites Contender Series

Tito Orcheese said:
Great series. I preferred B&W. Honestly, seemed it was meant for it.
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yeah, i'm goin with B&W the first watch, but....if they giving me the option to do both, like that Bandersnatch movie...hehe, he said snatch, I'mma watch that shit as many ways as I can until i get tired and feel like punchin tortoises
 
nubbynub76 said:
I think Mir wins but not confident. She hasn't fought in an mma fight in a year and before that it was 3 years but the other girl is 32 and just started her pro career a few years ago. @Fight Magnet better?
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FunnyHoneyBunny said:
Shit the bed you say?!
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True story! A couple of months ago, I had to have a colonoscopy done. So, they give you this laxative you have to take 24 hours and 6 hours before the procedure. Since my appointment was at 8h00am I had to get up at 2:00am to drink those 2 liters of awful stuff.

And then, I made the biggest mistake of my life: I went back to sleep. I woke up soon after because, well, you know why. I decided to stay up until the procedure. Besides, I had to do laundry at 4:00am in the morning.
 
Nastycrow said:
True story! A couple of months ago, I had to have a colonoscopy done. So, they give you this laxative you have to take 24 hours and 6 hours before the procedure. Since my appointment was at 8h00am I had to get up at 2:00am to drink those 2 liters of awful stuff.

And then, I made the biggest mistake of my life: I went back to sleep. I woke up soon after because, well, you know why. I decided to stay up until the procedure. Besides, I had to do laundry at 4:00am in the morning.
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i don't want to say it.. but
SHIT..
You would think even if the sausage is artifically modified.. the body would wake you up, before opening the flood gates.
 
Nastycrow said:
True story! A couple of months ago, I had to have a colonoscopy done. So, they give you this laxative you have to take 24 hours and 6 hours before the procedure. Since my appointment was at 8h00am I had to get up at 2:00am to drink those 2 liters of awful stuff.

And then, I made the biggest mistake of my life: I went back to sleep. I woke up soon after because, well, you know why. I decided to stay up until the procedure. Besides, I had to do laundry at 4:00am in the morning.
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I've had 2, that liquid is something else. interesting though when you're done shitting out things that have been there your whole life and there's matchbox race cars and condoms
 
FunnyHoneyBunny said:
i don't want to say it.. but
SHIT..
You would think even if the sausage is artifically modified.. the body would wake you up, before opening the flood gates.
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there's no time for anything, full on right-now gesture. you gotta be retarded not to fall asleep on the toilet if you gotta fall asleep. you have to drink a whole gallon of the shit too
 
ABB said:
I've had 2, that liquid is something else. interesting though when you're done shitting out things that have been there your whole life and there's matchbox race cars and condoms
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"Taste like strawberry" Yeah right! I don't know where they get their strawberries but it ain't from a farm.

The worst part of a colonoscopy is to drink that HORRIBLE stuff. Plug a tube up my ass anytime but please don't make me drink that fucking thing again.
 
Nastycrow said:
"Taste like strawberry" Yeah right! I don't know where they get their strawberries but it ain't from a farm.

The worst part of a colonoscopy is to drink that HORRIBLE stuff. Plug a tube up my ass anytime but please don't make me drink that fucking thing again.
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ColoGuard.
 
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