Castaway MMA v2.0

Ok, this toilet situation at work is going to be a problem.

I may need to post a picture of the toilet, because I haven't been able to figure out how to do the manual flush, it's one of those automatic ones, and that just isn't going to work with the low flow and the volume being pumped into it.

Standing here waving my hands like I'm some sort of fucking Jedi blessing a turd abortion when I'm just trying to get it to flush more than once...
 
bconcrete said:
Ok, this toilet situation at work is going to be a problem.

I may need to post a picture of the toilet, because I haven't been able to figure out how to do the manual flush, it's one of those automatic ones, and that just isn't going to work with the low flow and the volume being pumped into it.

Standing here waving my hands like I'm some sort of fucking Jedi blessing a turd abortion when I'm just trying to get it to flush more than once...
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I'm just happy to have indoor plumbing at work. My last job had me shitting in an outhouse.
 
Poop Thread 2.0!

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bconcrete said:
Ok, this toilet situation at work is going to be a problem.

I may need to post a picture of the toilet, because I haven't been able to figure out how to do the manual flush, it's one of those automatic ones, and that just isn't going to work with the low flow and the volume being pumped into it.

Standing here waving my hands like I'm some sort of fucking Jedi blessing a turd abortion when I'm just trying to get it to flush more than once...
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There's always a manual button. Sometimes it's really hard to find.
 
JawboneOfAnAss said:
FHB, your nation's bicyclists are of a different species. While crossing the Elbe, I saw a bicyclist flip off the tram for being in the way.
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THEY ARE INSANE!
They run red lights all the time, they overtake you with half an inch space between you inside the city and see no problem at all, but complain whenever they get overtaken.
People might say.. hey, better build them their own roads right? RIGHT?
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN ROADS! They just refuse to use them.
Pieces of shit! I would not even stop, if i ever one of them get run over.
 
FunnyHoneyBunny said:
THEY ARE INSANE!
They run red lights all the time, they overtake you with half an inch space between you inside the city and see no problem at all, but complain whenever they get overtaken.
People might say.. hey, better build them their own roads right? RIGHT?
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN ROADS! They just refuse to use them.
Pieces of shit! I would not even stop, if i ever one of them get run over.
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and i just remembered a story.
A cyclist was run over by 3 cars.
It was in the middle of the night.
ON A FUCKING AUTOBAHN. Highway with NO SPEED LIMIT. Physics are you damn speed limit.
And on top of the.. the cyclst was driving the wrong way. All rules were broken including being there as a cyclist. Insanity.
 
FunnyHoneyBunny said:
and i just remembered a story.
A cyclist was run over by 3 cars.
It was in the middle of the night.
ON A FUCKING AUTOBAHN. Highway with NO SPEED LIMIT. Physics are you damn speed limit.
And on top of the.. the cyclst was driving the wrong way. All rules were broken including being there as a cyclist. Insanity.
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I love a story with a happy ending like this.
 
FunnyHoneyBunny said:
and i just remembered a story.
A cyclist was run over by 3 cars.
It was in the middle of the night.
ON A FUCKING AUTOBAHN. Highway with NO SPEED LIMIT. Physics are you damn speed limit.
And on top of the.. the cyclst was driving the wrong way. All rules were broken including being there as a cyclist. Insanity.
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Natural selection in action!
 
FunnyHoneyBunny said:
THEY ARE INSANE!
They run red lights all the time, they overtake you with half an inch space between you inside the city and see no problem at all, but complain whenever they get overtaken.
People might say.. hey, better build them their own roads right? RIGHT?
THEY HAVE THEIR OWN ROADS! They just refuse to use them.
Pieces of shit! I would not even stop, if i ever one of them get run over.
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Elon's got you covered!

https://twitter.com/x/status/2111418632135651619
 
JawboneOfAnAss said:
Getting the authentic Deutsche Bahn experience. In Dresden Haupftbanhof and my train back to Prague has been delayed by an hour.
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People in Germany that like to travel by train are masochists.
And i feel so much more offended since i saw the trains in Tokyo...
 
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