Castaway MMA v2.0

ABB said:
faggots
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Noooo. How dare you. We're all straight. Homo.

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Update: found the secret little button to manually flush the automatic shitter. We're in business, nothing can stop me now!

I think I'm going to put this as one of my "wins" when it becomes annual review time: "catalogued and optimized previously unknown engineering features to improve and optimize workplace, health, safety, and morale."
 
bconcrete said:
Update: found the secret little button to manually flush the automatic shitter. We're in business, nothing can stop me now!

I think I'm going to put this as one of my "wins" when it becomes annual review time: "catalogued and optimized previously unknown engineering features to improve and optimize workplace, health, safety, and morale."
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"My biggest strength? Problem solving!"
 
bconcrete said:
Update: found the secret little button to manually flush the automatic shitter. We're in business, nothing can stop me now!

I think I'm going to put this as one of my "wins" when it becomes annual review time: "catalogued and optimized previously unknown engineering features to improve and optimize workplace, health, safety, and morale."
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Devised updated evacuation plan to increase flow...
 
bconcrete said:
Update: found the secret little button to manually flush the automatic shitter. We're in business, nothing can stop me now!

I think I'm going to put this as one of my "wins" when it becomes annual review time: "catalogued and optimized previously unknown engineering features to improve and optimize workplace, health, safety, and morale."
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Told you there was one.
 
Nastycrow said:
OMG! It uses the power of VORTEX... As a civilization I didn't think we were there yet.
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The grip at the top was incredibly useful. You could really get some force on that when you were pumping versus the standard stick. Made a big difference.

I think I had to get rid of it because it was becoming a liability in the dating market. Girl goes in to the bathroom and sees an industrial strength plunger by the shitter, well, that just sends a message they're not ready for after only a date or two.
 
bconcrete said:
The grip at the top was incredibly useful. You could really get some force on that when you were pumping versus the standard stick. Made a big difference.

I think I had to get rid of it because it was becoming a liability in the dating market. Girl goes in to the bathroom and sees an industrial strength plunger by the shitter, well, that just sends a message they're not ready for after only a date or two.
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If you had seen it at a girl's home would that increase or decrease your attraction to her lol
 
Tito Orcheese said:
It's crazy how many times I've had to explain to employees how to properly use a plunger after they've sloshed shit & piss all over the place, including themselves at times.
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yeah man there's an art to it. You need an air tight seal to the bowl. Lose that and you're wearing the gravy. Once you get that seal your up and down movements don't need to be forceful or fast, just patiently steady.

Although if I go in after Crete's cheat meal evacuation, I'm becoming temporarily homeless and going behind the DQ dumpster to fire off a mud patty and eat whatever French fries still on the ground.
 
I think that excitement and mystery in a relationship is what keeps things feeling fresh and alive.

For example: my lady wants to do something nice for me (and probably wants an end to my incessant bitching about it), and is getting quotes from local people to take up the yard maintenance like mowing and shit.

Now, I'm sitting at my desk at work, texting her about it. She is under the impression that I have left work, and am hiding in the bushes to spy on/ambush these contractors when they're at the house gathering info for the quotes (I am notorious for not wanting people in my space). I am getting frequent texts (and more than a few missed calls) yelling at me for my behavior and to please not don"whatever lunatic shit" has entered my brain.

Just think how relieved she'll be when she finds out I'm just messing with her. Good job by me keeping things fresh and fun in the relationship!
 
bconcrete said:
I think that excitement and mystery in a relationship is what keeps things feeling fresh and alive.

For example: my lady wants to do something nice for me (and probably wants an end to my incessant bitching about it), and is getting quotes from local people to take up the yard maintenance like mowing and shit.

Now, I'm sitting at my desk at work, texting her about it. She is under the impression that I have left work, and am hiding in the bushes to spy on/ambush these contractors when they're at the house gathering info for the quotes (I am notorious for not wanting people in my space). I am getting frequent texts (and more than a few missed calls) yelling at me for my behavior and to please not don"whatever lunatic shit" has entered my brain.

Just think how relieved she'll be when she finds out I'm just messing with her. Good job by me keeping things fresh and fun in the relationship!
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I approve
 
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