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You think this blue wave is something?

Well, I'm feeling a burbling in my guts and am about to unleash a brown wave. And the only breakdown will either be of the low-flow toilet, or the poor janitor tasked with keeping the bathroom habitable.
use the handicapped spot please
 
I don't enjoy these conversations cause I'm checked out. I truly believe that we are all fucked and there is going to be a total breakdown in my lifetime.

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You think this blue wave is something?

Well, I'm feeling a burbling in my guts and am about to unleash a brown wave. And the only breakdown will either be of the low-flow toilet, or the poor janitor tasked with keeping the bathroom habitable.
If the wave comes out blue, or red, or green, I recommend seeing a proctologist.
 
Possibly a "Green" wave?
No sir. Can confirm a brown wave. Triple flush needed to fully cleanse the bowl (how do these low flows save money there is no way that's more efficient).

But I will say, you have inspired me. Now, each day, in your honor, I'm going to take my talents on the road to various parts of the building.

No one will know what bathroom I strike next. But I will write on the toilet paper after every stop: 'Joben was here.' Hoping to get at least a couple meetings created over this between facilities and security.
 
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No one will know what bathroom I strike next. But I will write on the toilet paper after every stop: 'Joben was here.' Hoping to get at least a couple meetings created over this between facilities and security.
'Back in pencil. Back in pen. Shithouse poet. Strikes again.'
 
"When a guy has to spend $100 to fill up his truck on his way to work, you're going to have a hard time convincing him to vote for you.
When you make a decision that makes his life measurably worse, like the Iran war with now gas prices, you're going to have a hard time getting him to vote for you. He's going to look at you and say, "Well, you made my life worse. Why would I vote for you?"


 
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