$5 shirts! 10 bucks!!!

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: March 06, 2011 at 02:34 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

So, upon leaving Strikeforce tonight, I saw a scumbag looking dude selling Tapout shirts for $5. Businessman that I am, I figured I could buy several of them and resell them on the spot for $10 each. So I bought 5 of them.
Damn, talk about a hard sell. I wandered around in the rain for an hour trying to hock these generic-*** shirts. I ended up selling one to some crack-w----. I think she wanted to blow me too, but I didn't have time, I had shirts to sell, dammit!
Then my entourage showed up.
Meatmallet tried to steal one, f---ing douche! I offered a free one to BuffaloBlue, but I didn't have any XXXXXXXXL sizes in stock. Brick was drunk, and gave me $20, and I didn't give a shirt. BP's jacket was filthy, and packed with weed, so I didn't even ask him.
Then I ran out of gin and juice, so I rolled home.
Post adventure picture:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: March 06, 2011 at 02:53 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

epic story is epic

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: March 06, 2011 at 03:10 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

your scam failed :?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Cbucu
Date: March 06, 2011 at 03:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

Didn't even post noods of you and meatmallet together? I know you took some...for shame.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: March 06, 2011 at 05:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

dips---.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: March 06, 2011 at 06:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

This is quite possibly the worst thread I've ever created. What a stuipd boring story.
Post event euphoria + alcohol = DO NOT MAKE THREADS!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: AgoniesCreep
Date: March 06, 2011 at 06:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

Tear one in half & send me the upper portion. No way I'm paying 10 bucks for a five dollar shirt. Besides, it will show off my ab.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: March 06, 2011 at 07:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

Actually this is one of your better threads.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: March 06, 2011 at 07:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

AgoniesCreep said:
Tear one in half & send me the upper portion. No way I'm paying 10 bucks for a five dollar shirt. Besides,
it will show off my ab
.
Click to expand...
What happened to the rest of em?
rocklobster said:
Actually this is one of your better threads.
Click to expand...
Agreed.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: March 06, 2011 at 10:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

The real story is he got arrested for selling shirts without a vendors license. :shock:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: March 06, 2011 at 11:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

Tamara...... said:
The real story is he got arrested for selling shirts without a vendors license. :shock:
Click to expand...
So is he going away for awhile? Rock wants to know if you're gonna be in the market for a new lover

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: AgoniesCreep
Date: March 07, 2011 at 02:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/5-shirts-10-bucks.36330/

Gnarcore- What happened to the rest of em?
When I was younger I had six small ones but, as I've gotten older they've swoll up into one big one.