All things Stanchion
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Thanks Brick.
I freakin love that pic!
No matter how many times I see it I still let out a loud laugh everytime.
It's especially funny because it looks like Stanchion is smiling at Melvin, like he knows how easy he is going to submit him later.
ArcheanLife needs to get his T-Shirt design on here too. Haha that is a riot too.
Indeed...that is a genius picture. I stole it from the old site, which I think is obvious for long-time readers so I don't feel to guilty about posting it here because I think most people who matter know that. But it is one of the best examples of photoshop I've seen, I don't know how to do that. Anyone know the original poster/creator? He or she deserves credit.
Brick said:
Indeed...that is a genius picture. I stole it from the old site, which I think is obvious for long-time readers so I don't feel to guilty about posting it here because I think most people who matter know that. But it is one of the best examples of photoshop I've seen, I don't know how to do that. Anyone know the original poster/creator? He or she deserves credit.
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I believe The MMAJunkie himself created that.
Which blows my mind considering how busy he probably is with the site to be able to find time to whip out that beauty.
I have done some photoshop back in the day and I can tell by looking at that pic that it involved some work.
He had to cut Melvin out which is one pic, he had to cut the Stanchion out which is a second pic. He had to cut out the UFN lettering out which is a third pic (plus I like the white glow he added to that lettering, it really makes the text pop out at you). He had to import the pic of the venue behind Melvin which is a fourth pic. He had to make up the fancy text at the bottom. He had to make the background behind Stanchion and fade it into the venue background, and he had to size everything so the dimensions looked right.
Trust me, it's not easy.
Maybe I'm wrong about how he created it, but what little knowledge I have about photoshop I don't know how he could have put that together any other way.
That would have taken me hours and I bet I still could not have done as good of job as Junkie did.
The Junkies got some serious talent!
Http://mmajunkie.com/news/3480/melvin-guillard-im-temporarily-leaving-the-ufc.mma
It all starts with this seemingly insignificant comment
joerogansvnecktee [Unregistered] on Mar 04, 2008 at 12:31 am ET
"Iâ??d rob a bank or some [expletive deleted]." The problem is Melvin would run into the bank,trip and fall and end up getting tangled in the stanchion. Then the stanchion would take his back and force him to tap.
What followed is, by far, the funniest comments I've laughed at since launching UFCjunkie.com/MMAjunkie.com.
MMAjunkie said:
Http://mmajunkie.com/news/3480/melvin-guillard-im-temporarily-leaving-the-ufc.mma
It all starts with this seemingly insignificant comment
joerogansvnecktee [Unregistered] on Mar 04, 2008 at 12:31 am ET
"Iâ??d rob a bank or some [expletive deleted]." The problem is Melvin would run into the bank,trip and fall and end up getting tangled in the stanchion. Then the stanchion would take his back and force him to tap.
What followed is, by far, the funniest comments I've laughed at since launching UFCjunkie.com/MMAjunkie.com.
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That is the hardest I've ever seen a fighter bashed in my life!!! :lol:
Brick said:
MMAjunkie said:
If you guys look in our "Fighters" section, you might find an interesting entry for a fighter with the initials B.S.
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Now THAT is simply ridiculous.
Bank Stanchion
Height: 3' 0" (91 cm)
Weight: 100 lbs (45 kg)
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OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS CLASSIC!!! :lol:
Meatmallet brought this thread up in the Your First Thread, Thread
So here's some more
Archean_Life said:
How about some Stanchion Affliction shirts?
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Castellammarese said:
MMAStudent said:
Castellammarese said:
I have an update on this story
apparently Dana has been working on getting a Kimbo vs Stanchion match set up for the new interim interim HW title
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OMG! SOURCES PLZ SOURCES!
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I was at my bank earlier today and I ran into Stanchion.
He confirmed to me that the UFC had offered him a fight with Kimbo for the new Interim Interim HW title
You want proof, here's me and Stanchion earlier today
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Archean_Life said:
""I went to the places where that stanchion wants to go, and that stanchion wasn't even there!" - Melvin Guillard on his quest beat some respect into that punk-*ss Stanchion
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omg hilarious! that brings back some funny memories :lol: