Are Some Things Too Taboo to Joke About? poll
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TurdFurguson said:
Gnarcore said:
TurdFurguson said:
anythings good but dead baby jokes
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So a woman is giving birth and right after she delivers the doctors cuts the chord. He then proceeds to swing it about his head by the chord and tosses it into the wall where it slides down to the floor. He then runs over, picks it up, runs past a nurse giving her a straight arm and spike the baby yelling 'touchdown!' The woman is hysterical and screaming but that doesn't deter the doctor as he winds up and kicks the baby out the door and yells 'GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL' . The doctor then looks over at the woman and says 'Stop your crying it was already dead'
*rimshot*
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Have your baby die and see if that jokes still funny
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That goes for almost every tasteless joke. If you read the post below I also said I never found it funny but that a joke like that is hard to forget.
roorippin said:
I think the funniest joke Ive ever heard was whoever did the little abortion/adoption piece in the adoption thread. If anything is off limits Id say its eating a dead fetus, but in this case it totally worked.
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Thanks, roorippin. That was my baby....(rimshot)
Flound said:
ModestMMA said:
Adoption is just as good as abortion but without the moral baggage.
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Adoption, abortion - such a divisive subject, but I think we can find some common ground. Regardless of which side of the scalpel you fall on, I think consensus is attainable. Whether you support a women's right to choose or not, I think we can all agree that it's a matter of personal taste.
If you like your babies really, really tender - I mean like veal tender - I recommend abortion. Astoundingly good raw, especially on the half shell or braised in a lovely wine wine jus de placenta. Truly, the possibilties are endless. Now, some people are opposed to abortions. They'd never think of dining early, preferring to wait for aging. If you like them more seasoned, perhaps free range is more your style. Adoption is the way to go if you like a little something on the bone.
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Flound said:
ResoluteProtector said:
I think some things simply deserve a certain amount of reverance.
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Like what?
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Situation dictates.
I won't deny that people are capable of making jokes of anything, but to me its about being considerate of others. Case in point, I make jokes about killing people, but the girlfriend doesn't find it funny at all. Is it funny to me, sure; but to continue to do so in her presence simply shows a selfish attitude.
ResoluteProtector said:
I won't deny that people are capable of making jokes of anything, but to me its about being considerate of others. Case in point, I make jokes about killing people, but the girlfriend doesn't find it funny at all. Is it funny to me, sure; but to continue to do so in her presence simply shows a selfish attitude.
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Ì suppose it depends on who you`re talking about killing - her or somebody else.
Flound said:
ResoluteProtector said:
I won't deny that people are capable of making jokes of anything, but to me its about being considerate of others. Case in point, I make jokes about killing people, but the girlfriend doesn't find it funny at all. Is it funny to me, sure; but to continue to do so in her presence simply shows a selfish attitude.
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Ì suppose it depends on who you`re talking about killing - her or somebody else.
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Other people.... and it's still a no fly zone.
ResoluteProtector said:
Flound said:
ResoluteProtector said:
I won't deny that people are capable of making jokes of anything, but to me its about being considerate of others. Case in point, I make jokes about killing people, but the girlfriend doesn't find it funny at all. Is it funny to me, sure; but to continue to do so in her presence simply shows a selfish attitude.
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Ì suppose it depends on who you`re talking about killing - her or somebody else.
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Other people.... and it's still a no fly zone.
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I mean...how good are the jokes? Is it like a jokingly "Im gonna kill that b----" or do you actually have some good material?
roorippin said:
I mean...how good are the jokes? Is it like a jokingly "Im gonna kill that b----" or do you actually have some good material?
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In all honesty the material is likely very bad. I only make a joke out of it because it falls into that taboo category. I don't say much of anything I don't actually mean.
redd1 said:
'And with the first overall pick in the Rapture draft, God picks....... Macho Man Randy Savage!!!! Ooooooh Yah!!!!!!!'
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Read this earlier and was like Macho Man Randy Savage is a solid but odd pick.
Just saw that he died, then the joke really kicked in. :lol:
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of its head.
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through its head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
rocklobster said:
Wow, this thread has set a new record.
2 new posters made their first post in it.
I should get rewarded by having my warning level lowered 2 or 3 levels.
Welcome Gutter_McPoop and Luca.
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Reward? Pfft, you probably bribed them.
Tits_MaGee said:
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He bribed you guys with dead babies, didn't he? I know what he's like. As soon as he found out that I had a mrs, BOOM, dead baby in the mail.....If only these walls could talk. (No Seawall, not you. We all know you can talk, we just don't care.)