I have come a long way on this forum. I showed up one day and claimed that now Junkie Fantasy Fighting was relevant.
Why? Cause Buffaloblue had arrived.
While many downplayed and called bulls---, there is little doubt in my mind, MMAJunkie Fantasy Fighting is relevant due to buffaloblue.
I came to this site and started one of the worst stretches in my career, but that didnt matter, I was bigger then this sport even in defeat.
I pissed more people off then numbers can even count.
I came as enemy number 1, and due to my greatness I became the JEC president in a landslide vote.
Due to my falling asleep during event to, someone else almost took over.
I have risen above nearly every challenge I have faced in my history here. While there are challenges that still exist for me in this great sport, I believe my place in history is safe.
Once upon a time I was up there with the names such as CAstella, Real Joker, Epkenpo, and Rees, but lets be honeest, 10 years from now when your sons and daughters are sitting on your lap listening to stories of the rise of fantasy fighting. You wont be telling the stories of Epkenpo or Real Joker, you wont be talking about how boring Rees was or even how Castella hedged more then every gardner I have ever met, no, you will be talking about the greatness of Buffaloblue.
You wil be talking about the time he brought Romo Gracie out of retirement to embarras BRAD
You will be talking about the epic buildup to Buffaloblue vs Meatmallet.
You will be talking about his contributions to the scoring log and in the elimination of hedging.
You will be talking about the time he made a team kick their own captain off the team with nothing more then tomfoolery and MS Paint.
You will be talking about how he took a team of misfits and outcasts and lead them to the brink of being the Team GP Champions.
But lets be realistic, I couldnt have gotten here without help.
There have been people along the way who have played my games and let me play them like a fiddle.
First there was Celtic33Pride33, this man allowed me and others to announce his resignation from the fantasy fighting forums at MMAWeekly.
There was The New Breed, this collection of pond scum let me lead them through a laberinth of demands and requirements before beating their asses once and for all.
There was wolf, without wolf and his lack of brain cells, there would be little chance I could have pulled off Scooby Do and Gang kicking their leader off the team.
There was Castella who always was good to run the JEC events when fights got cancelled.
There was Meatmallet who gave me the joy of yelling in his face for about 3 straight minutes after Wilson Gouviea fell like a ton of bricks.
There was grapplethis who once got so mad over his school newspaper he resorted to pming me his anger.
There was DanielLaruso who cant stand the fact Franchises dont work so bad that he ran off to vermont and married mmaisgreaterthanyou.
There was epkenpo who wouldnt fight me unless I top locked BJ Penn vs GSP the 2nd fight, and then he managed to still lose.
There was Showdown, nevermind he never really did anything relevant.
There was JohnMorgan aka Kingofabuelos who was so bad at fantasy fighting he had no other choice then to become a mma journalist.
There was Andre3000, he fought me and after losing and realizing he should relegate himself to failing at life he became a canadian lawyer.
There was psuwrestler99 who bragged his *** off about who he was, claimed he could beat Uriah Faber and then told everyone to forget what they heard and shut their pieholes while cuddling with his Phil Davis cutout.
There was Seawall who has fought 4 times in the JFF, but yet has started 7 different teams. Thats almost as many as me....wait who am I kidding, its not even close.
There was Kubz, who called us once every 17 minutes in vegas to tell us to come to the poker room.
There was UFC 86 was BS who went have having a terrible name to calling himself El Diablo. I would hate myself to. Although I once got him so angry, he was visibly mad while working. Thats just LOLZ, should have never told me that one.
There was the guys who taught me the ropes in snapcase, Phantom, Real Joker.
There were cheaters like MWHF, SilvaFTW, Sessoms, and the guy who used to do the news.
There were guys who went on one good run like Lightsout84 and epkenpo.
There was HolyHellFire who allowed me to beat him into irrelevancy.
There was pillman. Maybe the angriest guy in forum history.
There was Gibbs101, the worst fighter I have ever made relevant.
There was elfudge35, a guy who is a better president then fighter, and frankly he sucks as a president.
There was fedorlives...........................................................................................................
There was YPG who once doubted me as a fantasy fighting god, only to post a poll and lose.
There was Numa Numa's at TOIAP request, and a free contenders fight win anytime we faced off.
There have been so many fighters who have helped me a along the way, if you guys were all so f---ing stupid and didnt get butthurt at the drop of a penny, then this would not have been possible, so for that thank you.
With that being said, the best is yet to come. The tales for your children will go on and grow larger.
There is little doubt in my mind that my place in fantasy fighting is at the top of the mountain.
The rest of you are mere mortals and pawns in this game of fantasy fighting. Me, well I am...
Buffaloblue - Fantasy Fighting GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
GOD!
