Don't worry WarJorge i heard your posts wanting to spice up the jff and here it comes...
~~Announcement~~
1st up
Welcome back the most obscene trash talkin, bonus check collecting, nut kickin, and best lookin jff fighter ready to Bro Down at any time.............
Macca420 ~ who had something to say ~
"thank you, thank you ,thank you.. i know i know its been too long..ive been unplugged and gypsy'n around all year, but im still that bum who could walk off the street into any cage and kotfo any chump who wants a piece ."
Great stuff, what a quote.. Today on Bro-Down News We take you to our Corespondent "jff nut-hugger69"
macca:
mr nuthugga what do you think of the friendly, holdin hands, ball huggin, goin on in the jff lately, hasn't any 1 Grown a Pair since left?
jffnuthugga69:
its a great place to compete, after every match we hug n smile, maybe slap each other on the ***, and even after some fights we go pick daisy's together under the rainbow bridge
macca:
WOW that is the Straightest thing ive read on junkie lately
jffnuthugga69:
yeah its great, we're all closet friends
macca:
don't you mean "close" friends?
jffnuthugga69:
no i meant our one big happy rainbow starts and ends in a closet"
macca:
seriously ? ok then.. (Macca gives nutthugga a quick poke to the eye, a devasting kick to the nuts and shoves his fruitty pebble *** back into the closet).. thats enough of that interview
Okay then so i guess the jff seems to be missin that the 1 thing that makes a "key board warrior" feel welcome and fantasy fighting exciting..and that is the lack of Great fueds... and no im not talkin about blu's best of 7's to avoid any match up with any1 not on his speed dial. I'm talkin mid card fueds, rookies comin in talkin shite for no reason other then they got a pair. Someone off there 1st win callin out top contenders or champs just cause they don't like your name
So I have decided to bring you ~
Bro-Down Beat-Down
~my basic idea is to have a place to talk about key board warriors vs the rest, ill be updating hot, new and old fueds, and calling out the rest from closet, to come "Man-Up and Grow a Pair"
on a side note to some old friends some congratulations
congrats to gibbs, great to see you've hit puberty, congratulations.
congrats too trig, now the CHAMP
and finally congrats to Macca, for reminding you all that there is hope from under the rainbow...
and now to blu's press confrence we'll join in progress...