Camel Toe
- Thread starter Nastycrow
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walking down the street
something caught my eye
a growing epidemic that really ain't fly
a middle aged lady
i gotta be blunt
her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front
I could see her uterus her pants were too tight
She must've owned panties that were not in sight
She walked right by the poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie a Camel Toe
[Chorus]
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
girl thats gotta hurt
take some time and adjust can't you see people staring
and making a fuss
could not believe my eyes had to take a second glance
is your crotch hungry girl
cause its eating your pants
do you enjoy the comotion and attenetion it brings
the only lips i wanna see are the ones that sing
in public putting on an x rated show grossin people out
with your Camel Toe
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first day of spring and by the looks of things these girls have forgot how to dress
a little quick to wearin
wearin pum pum shorts
and its causin me much distress
whoomp there it is
yeha right in the front
everybody come and get a good look
i can see everything through the panty cling every cranny
and every nook
you better take a quick minute
before you step outside
and check the area thats pubic
or you'll get your panties all up in a bunch all twisted up
like rubic
take these words of advice
cause its not very nice
i wanna put you al in the know
girls don't sleep
don't let your pants creep
watch out for
The Camel Toe
phoenix-mma said:
I dont mind a moose knuckle if the girl is wearing a bikini....
Whats even worse if a guy with a camel toe. If a dudes balls are forcefully seperated by denim then his jeans are too tight
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I dont mind a tasty camel toe.......But dudes straingling their jewels is.......
NOT ACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!
phoenix-mma said:
I dont mind a moose knuckle if the girl is wearing a bikini....
Whats even worse if a guy with a camel toe. If a dudes balls are forcefully seperated by denim then his jeans are too tight
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Why would you be looking that closely at some guys crotch in the first place?
Gnarcore said:
When I see a hot girl wearing her Lululemon pants and there is a little toe going on I can't say I mind at all.
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Camel Toe + Lululemon = Ninja Boot. From now until September there will be Ninja Boot sightings everyday in the lower mainland.
SRHKbyCkNorris said:
phoenix-mma said:
I dont mind a moose knuckle if the girl is wearing a bikini....
Whats even worse if a guy with a camel toe. If a dudes balls are forcefully seperated by denim then his jeans are too tight
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Why would you be looking that closely at some guys crotch in the first place?
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Was it hard for you to come out to your parents?
Dry those eyes cupcake.....they'll ALWAYS be your parents (whether they claim you or not)
illy-d said:
Gnarcore said:
When I see a hot girl wearing her Lululemon pants and there is a little toe going on I can't say I mind at all.
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Camel Toe + Lululemon = Ninja Boot. From now until September there will be Ninja Boot sightings everyday in the lower mainland.
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I forgot about that - so true so true.
I prefer to have something left up to my imagination... if I'd wanted to see that much revealed, I'd have become a gynecologist...
phoenix-mma said:
I dont mind a moose knuckle if the girl is wearing a bikini....
Whats even worse if a guy with a camel toe. If a dudes balls are forcefully seperated by denim then his jeans are too tight
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Isn't a moose knuckle when a guy has really tight pants and it shapes out a moose knuckle, like the male version of the camel toe
BadassCoffee said:
phoenix-mma said:
I dont mind a moose knuckle if the girl is wearing a bikini....
Whats even worse if a guy with a camel toe. If a dudes balls are forcefully seperated by denim then his jeans are too tight
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Isn't a moose knuckle when a guy has really tight pants and it shapes out a moose knuckle, like the male version of the camel toe
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Moose knuckle and camel toes are the same thing. They can be equally disturbing depending. Some girls have a phat monkey that make it look like they have a bag of marshmallows in their pants :lol:
phoenix-mma said:
BadassCoffee said:
phoenix-mma said:
I dont mind a moose knuckle if the girl is wearing a bikini....
Whats even worse if a guy with a camel toe. If a dudes balls are forcefully seperated by denim then his jeans are too tight
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Isn't a moose knuckle when a guy has really tight pants and it shapes out a moose knuckle, like the male version of the camel toe
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Moose knuckle and camel toes are the same thing. They can be equally disturbing depending. Some girls have a phat monkey that make it look like they have a bag of marshmallows in their pants :lol:
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Lol, ya either way it's all bad. One definition is the male version of the camel toe which is what I thought it was. But the other definition online is like you said another version of a camel toe.