Can anyone tell me why?

Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: March 28, 2015 at 05:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/can-anyone-tell-me-why.65819/

redstar said:
Please take your Facebook tier bickering to the bird thread.
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smcd
 
Originally posted by: kungfu_ghetto
Date: March 29, 2015 at 01:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/can-anyone-tell-me-why.65819/

1. Why do toddlers remind me of drunk people?
2. Why do men wake up with erections every morning?
3. Why has no one invented a cure for a hangover?
4. Why am I attracted to older women, but I date younger women?
5. How come amish people use cell phones?
6. Why was the show "teen mom" ever allowed?
7. How come there is a part of my back I cant reach to scratch?
8. Mosquitos, why are you?
9. Why does gabriel inglecias look exactly like manny from "modern family"
10. Why do people always tell me to smile? Do I look like an a--hole?
 
Originally posted by: TheCregs
Date: March 30, 2015 at 05:43 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/can-anyone-tell-me-why.65819/

kungfu_ghetto said:
1. Why do toddlers remind me of drunk people?
2. Why do men wake up with erections every morning?
3. Why has no one invented a cure for a hangover?
4. Why am I attracted to older women, but I date younger women?
5. How come amish people use cell phones?
6. Why was the show "teen mom" ever allowed?
7. How come there is a part of my back I cant reach to scratch?
8. Mosquitos, why are you?
9. Why does gabriel inglecias look exactly like manny from "modern family"
10. Why do people always tell me to smile? Do I look like an a--hole?
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1. Lack of balance, cant talk right, do dumb stuff, their basically the same
2. Peak time for test levels
3. Its called another beer
4. I have the oposite problem, cant help you
5. To tweet Ezikiel and watch Weird Al videos
6. MTV trolling to encourage teenage pregnancy
7. Try Yoga
8. Genocide
9. Who?
10. Are you Kanye?
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: March 30, 2015 at 11:04 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/can-anyone-tell-me-why.65819/

kungfu_ghetto said:
1. Why do toddlers remind me of drunk people?
2. Why do men wake up with erections every morning?
3. Why has no one invented a cure for a hangover?
4. Why am I attracted to older women, but I date younger women?
5. How come amish people use cell phones?
6. Why was the show "teen mom" ever allowed?
7. How come there is a part of my back I cant reach to scratch?
8. Mosquitos, why are you?
9. Why does gabriel inglecias look exactly like manny from "modern family"
10. Why do people always tell me to smile? Do I look like an a--hole?
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Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: March 30, 2015 at 11:21 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/can-anyone-tell-me-why.65819/

kungfu_ghetto said:
10. Why do people always tell me to smile? Do I look like an a--hole?
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Either:
1) They are an a--hole
2) They are an a--hole
3) They are attracted to you and are looking for a way to strike up a conversation, and have no game at all.
4) They want to tell you to smile, so they can feel better about themselves... like they made some kind of difference in your life (this is usually what assholes do)
5) They want to try to start a fight with you
6) You look pissed off, and they are counting on you not to look pissed off for some reason... it's a selfish statement on their part. (let's say you're giving a business presentation together and they feel you are going to sabotage it because you look incredibly hostile... or, you are about to approach a group of girls and they are counting on you not to look like a serial killer and ruin their chances)
 
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