Capitol Punishment Throughout The Ages

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Originally posted by: NicoSuave
Date: June 12, 2013 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/capitol-punishment-throughout-the-ages.55560/

Considering we're at a weird period of time in which the people who serve in government and the people who oppose the government are equally as f---ed up in the head as the other, it got me thinking about crime and the way punishments were given out long before we even became a nation or had a democratic process.
Thinking back as far as you can, list a few of the Capitol punishments and forms of torture that just like an absolute b---- to be subjected to.
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: June 12, 2013 at 09:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/capitol-punishment-throughout-the-ages.55560/

NicoSuave said:
Considering we're at a weird period of time in which the people who serve in government and the people who oppose the government are equally as f---ed up in the head as the other
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this is not a recent phenomenon.
people are f---ed up in the head.
period.
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: June 12, 2013 at 09:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/capitol-punishment-throughout-the-ages.55560/

on topic: any non-guillotine beheading not performed by a massive human with the sharpest possible sword/axe.
why? reportedly, beheadings prior to the guillotine RARELY were successful on the first hack.
Imagine that for a second. "we're just gonna hack at your neck 15 times with this shitty axe until your head falls off. it's the king's decree."
the guillotine was invented to be a humane way to execute someone.
 
Originally posted by: Sapper
Date: June 12, 2013 at 11:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/capitol-punishment-throughout-the-ages.55560/

This one is my favorite. Seen this exact one at the Amsterdam torture museum. Have some bad *** stuff there. Highly recommend checking it out if you are ever in the Dam.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: June 13, 2013 at 12:06 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/capitol-punishment-throughout-the-ages.55560/

grapplethis said:
on topic: any non-guillotine beheading not performed by a massive human with the sharpest possible sword/axe.
why? reportedly, beheadings prior to the guillotine RARELY were successful on the first hack.
Imagine that for a second. "we're just gonna hack at your neck 15 times with this shitty axe until your head falls off. it's the king's decree."
the guillotine was invented to be a humane way to execute someone.
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The only problem is that the head doesn't die for a bit. So the person gets to see their own severed body and the people mocking them, before they run out of oxygen.
India had a better idea. Now THIS illustration has been seared in my brain for years now:
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: June 13, 2013 at 12:40 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/capitol-punishment-throughout-the-ages.55560/

CopperHeart said:
The only problem is that the head doesn't die for a bit. So the person gets to see their own severed body and the people mocking them, before they run out of oxygen.
India had a better idea. Now THIS illustration has been seared in my brain for years now:
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there is no emoticon for the face i'm making right now. i wonder how often the guy holding the condemned to the block got stomped on by accident.
anyway, i'd rather have a few moments of being a disembodied, living head than live through 13 axe strikes to the neck and have them try again after the executioner drinks some gatorade.
 
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