Castaway MMA v2.0

a-mart said:
How much time does it take for the ship to arrive
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I don't know when it was sent, but it survived packaging in a heat wave without spoiling

I could share mine out your way if thats easier all round?
 
Nastycrow said:
Sorry but I don't get why someone would send a missionary and missionary girls to your house, What's the point? And why someone from some forum would elaborate such a prank? He would have to pay someone to do it I guess. And it would have to be a hardcore grudge.

I'm sorry but it doesn't make sense to me, at all.
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Again, that's why I shared it ffs, I was hoping someone had insight because none of it makes sense to me. But it did freak out my neighbors and get police to come to an upscale community where crewcuts and dark suits are the common uniform.
 
Nastycrow said:
I would have paid good money to see your face when you realized what it was.
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Dude, I chased highs through all my drug years that never matched the joy I find in the simple things now. Imagine I accepted I would never be part of the conversation with the products all these guys I adore are making, and then one surprise package lands.

@a-mart you deffo need to be part of the story. DM me your address
 
QuarterCircleForwardPunch said:
Dude, I chased highs through all my drug years that never matched the joy I find in the simple things now. Imagine I accepted I would never be part of the conversation with the products all these guys I adore are making, and then one surprise package lands.

@a-mart you deffo need to be part of the story. DM me your address
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Still would have love to see your face... LOL!

Happy for you bro! You deserved it!
 
Jedi Dojo I Run said:
Sauce shouldnt spoil.
It's been waterbathed, instead of hot packed.
Should last up to a year UNOPENED.
Once opened, 2 or 3 weeks.
Refrigerate after opening
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Landed sealed, opened 1st time today. Been in the fridge always.

Just about to crack the next glaze and see whats up with another pair.
 
Tosh said:
Again, that's why I shared it ffs, I was hoping someone had insight because none of it makes sense to me. But it did freak out my neighbors and get police to come to an upscale community where crewcuts and dark suits are the common uniform.
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Dark suits and crew cuts in a bad part of LA? Where did this door banging story happen?
 
Eranys said:
Dark suits and crew cuts in a bad part of LA? Where did this door banging story happen?
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My favorite thing when you get in this mode: when I told my outlandish (but completely true) story about the watch list and the "census bureau" years ago, you didn't even question it once.

You just knew me well enough to be like "Yep. Absolutely checks out. I'm honestly offended they didn't do it sooner and that they ever removed you."
 
bconcrete said:
My favorite thing when you get in this mode: when I told my outlandish (but completely true) story about the watch list and the "census bureau" years ago, you didn't even question it once.

You just knew me well enough to be like "Yep. Absolutely checks out. I'm honestly offended they didn't do it sooner and that they ever removed you."
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LoL

I have an excellent bullshit detector. I think I've always had this skill, but many years of managing wayward Privates and young food service workers has given me a sixth sense for honesty. I think I told you all before, but I was actually fairly far into the process of becoming a private investigator when life derailed my plans. I still think it was a perfect job for me that I would have excelled in.

Your story had the overpowering scent of truth and realistic hilarity. And, yes, everything lined up perfectly with what I knew of you. Having known you further since, I have even less doubt of the story's veracity.
 
Eranys said:
LoL

I have an excellent bullshit detector. I think I've always had this skill, but many years of managing wayward Privates and young food service workers has given me a sixth sense for honesty. I think I told you all before, but I was actually fairly far into the process of becoming a private investigator when life derailed my plans. I still think it was a perfect job for me that I would have excelled in.

Your story had the overpowering scent of truth and realistic hilarity. And, yes, everything lined up perfectly with what I knew of you. Having known you further since, I have even less doubt of the story's veracity.
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So what do you think about the prank story
 
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