Castaway MMA v2.0
- Thread starter Tito Orcheese
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TheIronSheik
I break your back, make you humble!
It made SO much more sense after.
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The Original Jerky Boy
I'd wet my noodle on any of em, just not anything Moar
TheIronSheik
I break your back, make you humble!
Allow me translate this bio:
She’s fled from authorities on multiple occasions, enjoys real conversations with her attorney, has been belligerent to cops in the past, and needs someone who is emotionally and mentally stable to be a co-signer on a loan she could never take out by herself.
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The Original Jerky Boy
Sounds like a perfect one night stand. I'll even make sure to rent a hotel room so she don't know where I live. Totally worth it.
TheIronSheik
I break your back, make you humble!
There’s definitely potential there - both for some wild sex and waking up the next morning liverless in a bathtub full of ice.
I need a smoker.Can't wait till they cool off.
And I'm all out of Sweet Cheeks. @Honky Killa, will you have some ready for the end of July? I would buy like 6 bags.
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
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The Original Jerky Boy
First rule of Fuckclub, never spend the night. That's rookie shit.
I'm definitely Team Elizabeth.
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The Original Jerky Boy
Basic starter smokers are fairly cheap. Easy to use, understand how it works, and go bigger later on. This one is @Honky Killa approved on name alone.
https://www.acehardware.com/departm...TKFn6qq46dH1NPA8yZAOF7FW1jbTqDP8aAmjrEALw_wcB
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The Original Jerky Boy
Maybe after a few more smoothies I'll drop her a DM. I got nothing to lose. Other than my vital organs, amirite @TheIronSheik
Tito Orcheese
MTM Junkie Idol Jesus
coreymb
The Moderator's Moderator
While that's somewhat true, it's so much worse for you. Ya live in the middle of no where Wisconsin.
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The Original Jerky Boy
#me tooJust remember, she's "looking for something real and lasting."
coreymb
The Moderator's Moderator
Ask her how she feels about blue smoothies..you'll know if ya found a real one or not.
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The Original Jerky Boy
Does your wife got a hot sister by chance?
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The Original Jerky Boy
I'll throw a ring on it instantly.
TheIronSheik
I break your back, make you humble!
It might work out great or it might be a great episode of Dateline. It’s really a coin flip.
coreymb
The Moderator's Moderator
Lol nah..only child. She does have a hot cousin close to where @ABB be at i think. Double win there for you lol.
Btw We still ain't married lol. Been together a longgggg time tho. Lots of problems going on as usual over here too...the couch is so mine for sleep lately.