Castaway MMA v2.0

[HKOG]

That was peckstar the other guy

Thanks I couldn’t rember the name

 

[Nubbynubb76]

Holy shit I'm being lazy. I'm usually out the door no later than 8 and today I'm not even out of the bed at 9. Someone give me some motivation.

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

Holy shit I'm being lazy. I'm usually out the door no later than 8 and today I'm not even out of the bed at 9. Someone give me some moisturizer..

 

[Nubbynubb76]

@PIT I already did that.

 

[BrokenThreads]

So one of the "gifts" the ex decided to take was my main chefs knife...

Decided to just order myself a replacement for an early father's day gift.

 

[Eranys]

So one of the "gifts" the ex decided to take was my main chefs knife...

Decided to just order myself a replacement for an early father's day gift.

You might want to upgrade your wardrobe, too.

Stab-proof!

https://a.co/d/01AxiTQW

 

[BrokenThreads]

You might want to upgrade your wardrobe, too.

Stab-proof!

https://a.co/d/01AxiTQW

She bought me a Wustof years back, but decided to upgrade a bit with the 68 layer damascus, Japanese style. I have a great set of sharpening stones, so this should be my last I'll ever need.

 

[BrokenThreads]

You might want to upgrade your wardrobe, too.

Stab-proof!

https://a.co/d/01AxiTQW

Talked to checkout gal after work today, slowly getting getting there. She noticed the empty wedding ring finger today.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Talked to checkout gal after work today, slowly getting getting there. She noticed the empty wedding ring finger today.

Next time you go through the checkout, have a solitary ball hanging out from the zipper, and only purchase an abundance of phallic-shaped produce. The most important part is to never speak while maintaining eye contact throughout the entire process.

 

[BrokenThreads]

Next time you go through the checkout, have a solitary ball hanging out from the zipper, and only purchase an abundance of phallic-shaped produce. The most important part is to never speak while maintaining eye contact throughout the entire process.

Glad my new manscaper showed up today!

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Glad my new manscaper showed up today!

 

[Tito Orcheese]

Next time you go through the checkout, have a solitary ball hanging out from the zipper, and only purchase an abundance of phallic-shaped produce. The most important part is to never speak while maintaining eye contact throughout the entire process.

This post was in honor of @ABB during his absence.

 

[JawboneOfAnAss]

 

[a-mart]

Talked to checkout gal after work today, slowly getting getting there. She noticed the empty wedding ring finger today.

Next time you go through the checkout, show her you conversation with Sarah and ask her for advice

 

[FunnyHoneyBunny]

Next time you go through the checkout, have a solitary ball hanging out from the zipper, and only purchase an abundance of phallic-shaped produce. The most important part is to never speak while maintaining eye contact throughout the entire process.

how could the first tinder message not be a complete success, with such an amazing author!

 

[BrokenThreads]

Clearer pic of my father's day gift to myself, just snapped a pic off my my computer screen last night. Forgot how shitty it turns out.

 

[Eranys]

Clearer pic of my father's day gift to myself, just snapped a pic off my my computer screen last night. Forgot how shitty it turns out.

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

Clearer pic of my father's day gift to myself, just snapped a pic off my my computer screen last night. Forgot how shitty it turns out.

Glad I didn't send that package today...
I forgot to put a tin of Cast Iron Compound inside.
Crisis Averted!

Also, someone else mentioned wanting to try the compound.
If you read this, lemme know who you were.

 

[Eranys]

Glad I didn't send that package today...
I forgot to put a tin of Cast Iron Compound inside.
Crisis Averted!

Also, someone else mentioned wanting to try the compound.
If you read this, lemme know who you were.

 

[IOB WORLDWIDE]

You got it!!!