Castaway MMA v2.0

IOB WORLDWIDE said:
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Here's what happened today:

I left the house and my plan was to go to Winn Dixie. But somehow along the way, I decided to stop at Lunkers for a beer. I stopped, looked at the pretty girls, and left. So, I decided to go to another bar, called Good Spirits, and I went in and ordered another beer. Turns out there were a few people there who I haven't seen in a long time. I haven't been to a bar in a long time. So I hung out with those people , and bought another beer, and bought them a drink. After that, I decided to set up the entire bar with drinks. So I did that.

When my friends left, I left also, and finally went to Winn Dixie. I bought a six pack of 20 mg weed drinks.

That's what I'm going to have for the rest of today. 1.5 weed drinks. I can't drink anymore alcohol, because my liver hurts. So, I'm just getting stoned instead.
 
mrducks said:
Here's what happened today:

I left the house and my plan was to go to Winn Dixie. But somehow along the way, I decided to stop at Lunkers for a beer. I stopped, looked at the pretty girls, and left. So, I decided to go to another bar, called Good Spirits, and I went in and ordered another beer. Turns out there were a few people there who I haven't seen in a long time. I haven't been to a bar in a long time. So I hung out with those people , and bought another beer, and bought them a drink. After that, I decided to set up the entire bar with drinks. So I did that.

When my friends left, I left also, and finally went to Winn Dixie. I bought a six pack of 20 mg weed drinks.

That's what I'm going to have for the rest of today. 1.5 weed drinks. I can't drink anymore alcohol, because my liver hurts. So, I'm just getting stoned instead.
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I thought you went back for the girls at first
 
mrducks said:
Here's what happened today:

I left the house and my plan was to go to Winn Dixie. But somehow along the way, I decided to stop at Lunkers for a beer. I stopped, looked at the pretty girls, and left. So, I decided to go to another bar, called Good Spirits, and I went in and ordered another beer. Turns out there were a few people there who I haven't seen in a long time. I haven't been to a bar in a long time. So I hung out with those people , and bought another beer, and bought them a drink. After that, I decided to set up the entire bar with drinks. So I did that.

When my friends left, I left also, and finally went to Winn Dixie. I bought a six pack of 20 mg weed drinks.

That's what I'm going to have for the rest of today. 1.5 weed drinks. I can't drink anymore alcohol, because my liver hurts. So, I'm just getting stoned instead.
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I didn't know Winn-Dixie still existed.
 
bconcrete said:
I'll admit it, sometimes when shit is rough on the home front, a solid chunk of my motivation to work it out is thinking about the dregs floating around the dating pool.

The statistical likelihood of finding someone to put up with me AND ending up in a situation at least as good as I am now is roughly equivalent to the odds of Brick skipping a bourbon-and-poker weekend to go to Bible camp.
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Bro we all have dark thoughts. Grass greener is lies. Can you actually imagine trying to date a chick our age? The damage she has been through just to even be available? I'm not perfect but life don't need to be gross.
 
I almost started over a few months ago. Was in a hotel. Reached out to old boys with no fucking women. I wanted to go out as old bachelors and met one at his house. He said he couldn't go. I said why? what you up to. He showed me the politics thread on a fake MMA forum. He said that he just posts MAGA tweets like 17 hours a day to get retards to blindly agree. I said cool, I'm coming home baby.
 
Joben Global Inc. said:
Bro we all have dark thoughts. Grass greener is lies. Can you actually imagine trying to date a chick our age? The damage she has been through just to even be available? I'm not perfect but life don't need to be gross.
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it's hard bro, I just went through it. met up with the old crew, pre-partied, jumped in the geo metro and headed to the clubs but ended up at a revive the tea party conference.
 
mrducks said:
Here's what happened today:

I left the house and my plan was to go to Winn Dixie. But somehow along the way, I decided to stop at Lunkers for a beer. I stopped, looked at the pretty girls, and left. So, I decided to go to another bar, called Good Spirits, and I went in and ordered another beer. Turns out there were a few people there who I haven't seen in a long time. I haven't been to a bar in a long time. So I hung out with those people , and bought another beer, and bought them a drink. After that, I decided to set up the entire bar with drinks. So I did that.

When my friends left, I left also, and finally went to Winn Dixie. I bought a six pack of 20 mg weed drinks.

That's what I'm going to have for the rest of today. 1.5 weed drinks. I can't drink anymore alcohol, because my liver hurts. So, I'm just getting stoned instead.
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Should go great.
 
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