Chael "the verbal assassin" Sonnen

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Monsterrob88
Date: December 26, 2010 at 09:11 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Chael on Wanderlei:
"More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids," wrote Sonnen. "You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool. You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of [Kazushi] Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece. If it wasn't for me, you would be thrashing around the jungle [with a] blowgun trying to catch breakfast."
"So a word to the UNWISE. DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. You don't have the words, I DO. You just got burried (sic). Now run along or I'll do worse tomorrow." -Chael via twitter
If words could kill and Wanderlei was a cat, this quote woulda knocked off all nine lives in an instant.
Chael on Lesner:
"If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me," Sonnen said. "Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything.
"'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way." -Chael, ranting
This is pretty funny, Lesners huge and would likely kill Sonnen with size alone and Chael knows this, which is what makes this so awesome IMO. The audacity to say this s---! :lol:
Chael on Georges St. Pierre:
"'GSP, do you have a hankering for pain? GSP, did you lose a bet with God? GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the three-cent tan knocked off your socialist back.' If you see GSP, give him that message for me." -Chael, ranting... again
This is a badass quote. It's so rare you see a white guy with this kind of trash talking skills, He's the Larry Bird of verbal assault. I'm a huge GSP fan but come on, that shits funny.
Side note: I haven't kept up with all his smack talk (i dont tweet) so if anybody has any personal favorites, please slap em on this thread. Dudes unbelievable.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Puxin
Date: December 26, 2010 at 09:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Chael doesn't have the balls to do anything to Lesnar. It must be the TRT talking.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tgilb2007
Date: December 26, 2010 at 09:17 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Monsterrob88 said:
Chael on Wanderlei:
"More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids," wrote Sonnen. "You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool. You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of [Kazushi] Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece. If it wasn't for me, you would be thrashing around the jungle [with a] blowgun trying to catch breakfast."
"So a word to the UNWISE. DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. You don't have the words, I DO. You just got burried (sic). Now run along or I'll do worse tomorrow." -Chael via twitter
If words could kill and Wanderlei was a cat, this quote woulda knocked off all nine lives in an instant.
Chael on Lesner:
"If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me," Sonnen said. "Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything.
"'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way." -Chael, ranting
This is pretty funny, Lesners huge and would likely kill Sonnen with size alone and Chael knows this, which is what makes this so awesome IMO. The audacity to say this s**t! :lol:
Chael on Georges St. Pierre:
"'GSP, do you have a hankering for pain? GSP, did you lose a bet with God? GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the three-cent tan knocked off your socialist back.' If you see GSP, give him that message for me." -Chael, ranting... again
This is a badass quote. It's so rare you see a white guy with this kind of trash talking skills, He's the Larry Bird of verbal assault. I'm a huge GSP fan but come on, that s**ts funny.
Side note: I haven't kept up with all his smack talk (i dont tweet) so if anybody has any personal favorites, please slap em on this thread. Dudes unbelievable.
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Lets get the obvious stuff aside:
Lesnar would maul Chael. It wouldn't even be fair. Hell, let Chael inject all the testerone he wants, Lesnar crushes him.
GSP is a MUCH better athlete, and Chael would, in all reality, lose to GSP. And probably via submission. Hell, GSP would toss on a triangle on him.
As for Wanderlei, he mouth is writing more checks, and he better be able to cash them. Wandi is a legend in this sport, and could literally pound Chael into nothingness. Oh, and Wandi is also a very good BJJ blackbelt, but stands in almost ALL of his fights.
As for the trash-talk itself, he is just too good at it. Man, this dude is funny. Shame he is spending more time on his smack-talk, than training at defending the triangle choke from guard.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Monsterrob88
Date: December 26, 2010 at 09:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Tgilb2007 said:
Monsterrob88 said:
Chael on Wanderlei:
"More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids," wrote Sonnen. "You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool. You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of [Kazushi] Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece. If it wasn't for me, you would be thrashing around the jungle [with a] blowgun trying to catch breakfast."
"So a word to the UNWISE. DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. You don't have the words, I DO. You just got burried (sic). Now run along or I'll do worse tomorrow." -Chael via twitter
If words could kill and Wanderlei was a cat, this quote woulda knocked off all nine lives in an instant.
Chael on Lesner:
"If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me," Sonnen said. "Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything.
"'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way." -Chael, ranting
This is pretty funny, Lesners huge and would likely kill Sonnen with size alone and Chael knows this, which is what makes this so awesome IMO. The audacity to say this s**t! :lol:
Chael on Georges St. Pierre:
"'GSP, do you have a hankering for pain? GSP, did you lose a bet with God? GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the three-cent tan knocked off your socialist back.' If you see GSP, give him that message for me." -Chael, ranting... again
This is a badass quote. It's so rare you see a white guy with this kind of trash talking skills, He's the Larry Bird of verbal assault. I'm a huge GSP fan but come on, that s**ts funny.
Side note: I haven't kept up with all his smack talk (i dont tweet) so if anybody has any personal favorites, please slap em on this thread. Dudes unbelievable.
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Lets get the obvious stuff aside:
Lesnar would maul Chael. It wouldn't even be fair. Hell, let Chael inject all the testerone he wants, Lesnar crushes him.
GSP is a MUCH better athlete, and Chael would, in all reality, lose to GSP. And probably via submission. Hell, GSP would toss on a triangle on him.
As for Wanderlei, he mouth is writing more checks, and he better be able to cash them. Wandi is a legend in this sport, and could literally pound Chael into nothingness. Oh, and Wandi is also a very good BJJ blackbelt, but stands in almost ALL of his fights.
As for the trash-talk itself, he is just too good at it. Man, this dude is funny. Shame he is spending more time on his smack-talk, than training at defending the triangle choke from guard.
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Right, the purpose of the thread is to shine a light on his s--- talking capabilities. Its not me saying "Oh ya he'd smash these dudes easy."
I'm forcing myself to not debate with you on the potential outcome of a Wandy, Chael match-up tho.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ChaosGod
Date: December 26, 2010 at 09:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

The lesnar and gsp lines are at least what 4 months old now and that is the purpose of his s--- talking. It is to talk about his opponents in such a way that you think he is going to get smashed. That is why people tuned into Silva/Sonnen fight because we wanted to see how anderson would beat him for all the disrespect and sonnen surprised the rest of us.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ModestMMA
Date: December 26, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

A lot of talk. Wandy could just make fun of Chael for "not going through puberty" and force Chael to relive his supposedly tormented adolescence.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: D253
Date: December 26, 2010 at 10:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Tgilb2007 said:
Monsterrob88 said:
Chael on Wanderlei:
"More guys have worked on your face than it took to build the Pyramids," wrote Sonnen. "You look like Lisa Rinna w/a Leprechaun beard, you fool. You are a walking punchline. Go fight what's left of [Kazushi] Sakuraba in an alley behind a sushi place in Tokyo for 10 Yen apiece. If it wasn't for me, you would be thrashing around the jungle [with a] blowgun trying to catch breakfast."
"So a word to the UNWISE. DON'T TALK ABOUT ME. You don't have the words, I DO. You just got burried (sic). Now run along or I'll do worse tomorrow." -Chael via twitter
If words could kill and Wanderlei was a cat, this quote woulda knocked off all nine lives in an instant.
Chael on Lesner:
"If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he brings it back to me," Sonnen said. "Talking about he's the baddest guy in the UFC? Brock, quit eating so many raw eggs and doing push-ups because it's affecting your realm of reality. Are you kidding me? I'd slap you in your face, and you wouldn't do anything.
"'I'm Brock Lesnar. I've got this $5 haircut and a knife tattooed on my chest.' I'll shove it up your face if you get in Chael Sonnen's way." -Chael, ranting
This is pretty funny, Lesners huge and would likely kill Sonnen with size alone and Chael knows this, which is what makes this so awesome IMO. The audacity to say this s**t! :lol:
Chael on Georges St. Pierre:
"'GSP, do you have a hankering for pain? GSP, did you lose a bet with God? GSP, bring your $3,000 suit, bring your $3 date and get the three-cent tan knocked off your socialist back.' If you see GSP, give him that message for me." -Chael, ranting... again
This is a badass quote. It's so rare you see a white guy with this kind of trash talking skills, He's the Larry Bird of verbal assault. I'm a huge GSP fan but come on, that s**ts funny.
Side note: I haven't kept up with all his smack talk (i dont tweet) so if anybody has any personal favorites, please slap em on this thread. Dudes unbelievable.
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Lets get the obvious stuff aside:
Lesnar would maul Chael. It wouldn't even be fair. Hell, let Chael inject all the testerone he wants, Lesnar crushes him.
GSP is a MUCH better athlete, and Chael would, in all reality, lose to GSP. And probably via submission. Hell, GSP would toss on a triangle on him.
As for Wanderlei, he mouth is writing more checks, and he better be able to cash them. Wandi is a legend in this sport, and could literally pound Chael into nothingness. Oh, and Wandi is also a very good BJJ blackbelt, but stands in almost ALL of his fights.
As for the trash-talk itself, he is just too good at it. Man, this dude is funny. Shame he is spending more time on his smack-talk, than training at defending the triangle choke from guard.
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Chael Sonnen can be funny at times, but mostly he just annoys me.
With that said there is no way he beats Lesnar (of course) but I think he beats GSP and Wanderlei tho....

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: December 26, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Chael beats Wandy and GSP, And would never fight Brock so it doesnt matter.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: onepurch
Date: December 26, 2010 at 10:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Just the rant's of someone who realizes they are no longer relevant attempting to extend out his 15 min of fame. He and Josh Barnett can should start a gym together with Victor Cante. Still funny though, he should replace Bonnar as the fighter / commentator.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: durtieb0xer
Date: December 26, 2010 at 11:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

ChaosGod said:
The lesnar and gsp lines are at least what 4 months old now and that is the purpose of his s**t talking. It is to talk about his opponents in such a way that you think he is going to get smashed. That is why people tuned into Silva/Sonnen fight because we wanted to see how anderson would beat him for all the disrespect and sonnen surprised the rest of us.
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^^^ this is true

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: durtieb0xer
Date: December 26, 2010 at 11:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

onepurch said:
Just the rant's of someone who realizes they are no longer relevant attempting to extend out his 15 min of fame. He and Josh Barnett can should start a gym together with Victor Cante. Still funny though, he should replace Bonnar as the fighter / commentator.
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"No longer relevant" WTF???
That might be taking it to the extreme a lil bit ! This guy was 1min and some odd seconds from being the UFC MW champ via UNANIMOUS decision and he's not relevant anymore?? :roll: WOW.
I think not.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TheLethalLefty
Date: December 26, 2010 at 11:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Sonnen's trash talk is pretty damn good for the MMA world. Lots of dry personalities out there and I'd love to see some more banter between fighters. A good fight build up + a good fight = super fun.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Hitman21
Date: December 27, 2010 at 12:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

durtieb0xer said:
onepurch said:
Just the rant's of someone who realizes they are no longer relevant attempting to extend out his 15 min of fame. He and Josh Barnett can should start a gym together with Victor Cante. Still funny though, he should replace Bonnar as the fighter / commentator.
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"No longer relevant" WTF???
That might be taking it to the extreme a lil bit ! This guy was 1min and some odd seconds from being the UFC MW champ via UNANIMOUS decision and he's not relevant anymore?? :roll: WOW.
I think not.
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i wouldnt say he isnt relevant but after testing posititve lots of people lost ineterest

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: durtieb0xer
Date: December 27, 2010 at 12:11 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

^^^That may be true, but he is still very much relevant as far as the MW rankings go and the UFC is definitely not trying to get rid of him due to his positive roid results. Still as marketable of a fighter as he was before the legal issues too IMO

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Monsterrob88
Date: December 27, 2010 at 01:52 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Sonnen was found not guilty of using an illegal substance. He does testosterone replacement therapy and is being suspended strictly for improper disclosure.
Chael is extremely entertaining, I tune in to see him back up his trash talking and plenty of people get hyped to see em get punched in his mouth. This guy is great for the sport IMO. The only reason I wanted to see GSP vs Kos 2 was to see kos pay for his jaw flapping. Chael Sonnen isnt annoying to me like Kos and Tito are, those guys just seem sad to me. I like bispings s--- talking too, i'd love to see him and Chael fight one day, the pre fight war of words would keep me amped up for the actual fight.
Im so sick of the cut and paste answers these mma fighters are giving now days, "Hes a great fighter, i expect nothing less than a battle.", "I like the guy but when those cage doors close were not friends im gona have to hurt em." Blah blah blah blah blah... Get personalities or STFU! People are either waaaay to timid and fake respect, or are just dull and sound like there reading cue cards. Some seem genuine but the majority are obviously just imitating the genuinely respectful fighters in a lame attempt to be a fan favorite.
My Fav MMA personalities:
Chael Sonnen- For obvious reasons
Forrest Griffin- Great one liners
Chris Leben- The catch phrase kid
Michael Bisping- Hilarious, funny in a prickish way
Rampage- Hit and miss but can be really funny
Brock Lesner- People love to hate em

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Johnny419
Date: December 27, 2010 at 07:23 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

I honestly don't even think Chael is THAT good at trash talking, he just does it because he doesn't give two shits about respecting opponents or other people. Chael Sonnen is in this game for Chael Sonnen to promote Chael Sonnen. I don't think he cares (as much as other fighters do) about the growth of the sport or much else outside of his own narrow-minded self-interest.
But hey I love nothing more than watching the dude talking the trash get his s--- split.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: bjj_rage
Date: December 27, 2010 at 08:14 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

this is just ridiculous, everyone knew chael would come out with this trash talking crap... hes been doing it for ever, it really got attention once he fought AS though, but at this time, everyone knows chael is just being funny more than agressive, even the guys getting trashed, they probably talked before the fight and chael probalby told wandy that he was going to massive trash talking mode, so he could sell the fight, wich probably means more money for both of them... wich probably means, wandy doesnt give a sht about it and probably told to go ahead....

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: squib
Date: December 27, 2010 at 11:38 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Brock's response to Chael's s--- was classic.
"Who's he? Is he a fighter?"

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Tgilb2007
Date: December 27, 2010 at 12:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Monsterrob88 said:
Sonnen was found not guilty of using an illegal substance. He does testosterone replacement therapy and is being suspended strictly for improper disclosure.
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He should of been forced on the 1yr. Receiving TRT and not dislosing it correctly is one thing. But, to be 4x OVER the limit?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Monsterrob88
Date: December 27, 2010 at 02:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chael-the-verbal-assassin-sonnen.33651/

Tgilb2007 said:
Monsterrob88 said:
Sonnen was found not guilty of using an illegal substance. He does testosterone replacement therapy and is being suspended strictly for improper disclosure.
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He should of been forced on the 1yr. Receiving TRT and not dislosing it correctly is one thing. But, to be 4x OVER the limit?
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Ya, thats suspicious as hell. I wish some1 would interview whoever made the ruling, i'd like to hear an explanation as to how his levels could be 4x over and be found not guilty.
by squib » Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:38 am
Brock's response to Chael's s**t was classic.
"Who's he? Is he a fighter?"
Haha! I didnt hear about that, nice. :lol: