Charlie Sheen's glorious meltdown (audio)

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Originally posted by: reghartner
Date: February 24, 2011 at 09:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/charlie-sheen-got-high-and-called-alex-jones-today/
wow this is just...gold. he has literally become cocaine.
edit: well, not 'literally'...
 
Originally posted by: SafyreSchool
Date: February 24, 2011 at 09:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Does anyone here watch that show?
I saw it once and didn't laugh a single time.
I'm completely baffled as to how it did so well.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: February 24, 2011 at 10:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Hehehehehe menmenmenmenmentioned me! Stutter much Charlie, what a douche. :roll:
If dude is not high, he has a serious hole in his gnarly gnarlington brain from his previous HEAVY drug use.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: February 24, 2011 at 10:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

I like Charlie.
He knows how to party.
 
Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: February 24, 2011 at 10:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Its easy to hate on him, but the guy has had a much more interesting and exciting life than anyone here. You only live once, so heres to coke and hookers
 
Originally posted by: toerag
Date: February 24, 2011 at 10:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Goddesses, Scoreboards, Bible grippers, Vatican assassins, Jefferson's a p----, Charity, Violent love, 4 dimensions, Winning, Bayonets, Fools and Trolls.
I agree that he has literally become cocaine. That was an awesome rant. He's an F18 bro. Boom, that's life.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: February 24, 2011 at 10:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

toerag said:
Goddesses, Scoreboards, Bible grippers, Vatican assassins, Jefferson's a p****, Charity, Violent love, 4 dimensions, Winning, Bayonets, Fools and Trolls.
I agree that he has literally become cocaine. That was an awesome rant. He's an F18 bro. Boom, that's life.
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Yea, while all of us losers lay with our ugly spouses and ugly children thinking of him trying to figure him out!
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

I listened to 8 minutes of that.
Good Lord.
He sounds like he's still shellshocked from serving in Vietnam.
Except that one was f---ing movie!
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

I'd pay cold hard cash to drink with him and Mel Gibson for an evening.
 
Originally posted by: Hitman21
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:14 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

I bet he doesnt make it to 50
 
Originally posted by: reghartner
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Seawall said:
I'd pay cold hard cash to drink with him and Mel Gibson for an evening.
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i dont think you're gonna want to start mixing whatever charlie's on with alcohol.
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

reghartner said:
Seawall said:
I'd pay cold hard cash to drink with him and Mel Gibson for an evening.
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i dont think you're gonna want to start mixing whatever charlie's on with alcohol.
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Why? It could be pretty funny.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

It would be funny Sea, just do a line of coke and DON'T blow Mel before the hot tub. :lol:
 
Originally posted by: reghartner
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Seawall said:
reghartner said:
Seawall said:
I'd pay cold hard cash to drink with him and Mel Gibson for an evening.
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i dont think you're gonna want to start mixing whatever charlie's on with alcohol.
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Why? It could be pretty funny.
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yeah like when you're driving charlie to eric stoltz' house in your cadillac...
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Tamara...... said:
It would be funny Sea, just do a line of coke and DON'T blow Mel before the hot tub. :lol:
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He deserves it, dammit.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Seawall said:
I'd pay cold hard cash to drink with him and Mel Gibson for an evening.
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I'd buy their drinks. That's it!
 
Originally posted by: reghartner
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

amusing article on the AV club
http://www.avclub.com/articles/charlie-sheen-lashes-out-at-two-and-a-half-men-cre,52369/
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: February 24, 2011 at 11:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

Maybe a hooker and some snacks too.
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: February 25, 2011 at 12:20 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

I think about Charlie Sheen, I thnk about the Sandman. Except, Charlie Sheen is an ambulatory mass of human-shaped cocaine. If he takes 75% total Hit Points damage, he loses his form, temporarily, and will collapse into a 180 pound pile of coke, but will quickly give himself the winningness to reform his body.
He's got other powers. He can burn Sanity points for Charisma. Heck, he can turn Sanity Points into peach cobbler. He's Charlie Sheen.
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: February 25, 2011 at 12:21 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/charlie-sheens-glorious-meltdown-audio.35987/

"most of the time—and this includes naps—I’m an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.”
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Epic.
 
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