Chuck Norris Jokes

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: AlphaKilo615
Date: July 28, 2010 at 01:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

Everyone loves them. Post your Chuck Norris jokes!
"Giraffes were created when chuck norris uppercutted a horse"
"When Chuck Norris adds milk to rice krispies, they shut the f--- up"
Somebody once googled, "Who is Chuck Norris?" Chuck Norris then round house kicked him through the computer after anouncing, "I am."
"Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris can play xbox live on the ps3 with the gamecube controller"
"They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take s--- from anybody."
Go to google.com, type in "Where is Chuck Norris" and then click on I'm Feeling Lucky (some of you might know this already)

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: July 28, 2010 at 01:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

Chuck Norris' beard is so powerful it makes jokes about him funny 4 years ago.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: mabrown45
Date: July 28, 2010 at 01:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

My ultimate chuck Norris joke is..........."i wonder if people that make chuck norris jokes now were alive when they were actually considered funny"
best one ever

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: avonbarksdale
Date: July 28, 2010 at 01:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

No. It's over man.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: shaun00
Date: July 28, 2010 at 02:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

I could be wrong but I think theres already this same thread. :?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: AlphaKilo615
Date: July 28, 2010 at 02:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

Whoops, yeah there is. "How tough is Chuck Norris" The mods can go ahead and delete this thread.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Sedulous
Date: July 28, 2010 at 02:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

My favorite was "Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did."

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BringUFCtoDetroit
Date: July 28, 2010 at 04:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: -Hammer-
Date: July 28, 2010 at 04:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

Chuck Norris's legs are so powerful, he can score three field goals with a single kick.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: July 28, 2010 at 04:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/chuck-norris-jokes.28483/

Chuck Norris is so great, that if you use the search button to find Chuck Norris threads, he will punch you in the face.
I kid, I kid.
Side note, Avonbarksdale, where the f--- have you been?