Who's done it?
Last night I went with a guy who farted 3 times. Knee on belly made him fart. And I think the other 2 were him hipping out or just trying to make an explosive movement.
Has anyone done it around a girl? I have done it three times from what I can remember and once rolling with a hot chick.
Man on a good night, at least 4 or 5 times. Nice and quiet though. I just try to roll away from the area and avoid triangles until Ive had some clear time.
lol
my BJJ coach is greek but when ever someone farts he says (in brazilian accent) "presshhuuur my brotha preshuuure is goood"
It happens, enough to make you chuckle and immediatly forget about it.
clockwerk said:
Yeah, I've done it too. It's only bad when you can tell the guy had KFC for lunch and Taco Bell for dinner if you know what I mean.
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You can taste it?
We have some nasty fackers who roll sometimes. Fart on purpose and they are the silent ones, they are the squirting sounding ones.
ACOGSCOPE said:
clockwerk said:
Yeah, I've done it too. It's only bad when you can tell the guy had KFC for lunch and Taco Bell for dinner if you know what I mean.
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You can taste it?
We have some nasty fackers who roll sometimes. Fart on purpose and they are the silent ones, they are the squirting sounding ones.
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No, but if I ever do actually taste someones fart I promise it's going from a BJJ match to an MMA match immediately.
ACOGSCOPE said:
Haha
Have you guys done it while rolling with a woman or near one? Little awkward Like I said.
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The only woman I roll with is my fiance, and thats because shes better than most of the guys in class, and when I fart she gives me a quick sack-tap, which really only makes the problem worse.
Showdown said:
ACOGSCOPE said:
Haha
Have you guys done it while rolling with a woman or near one? Little awkward Like I said.
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The only woman I roll with is my fiance, and thats because shes better than most of the guys in class, and when I fart she gives me a quick sack-tap, which really only makes the problem worse.
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Little cup check. Damn her!
i had a black belt in judo ( a woman) come in to our school i was trading jiu jitsu lessons for judo lessons for the team ,she was showing a rolling drill and let out the most deepest fart i had ever heard the class tryed not to giggle but it was most of the women in the class that did long story short she turned red finished the class and i havnt heard from her since :?
Nate said:
i had a black belt in judo ( a woman) come in to our school i was trading jiu jitsu lessons for judo lessons for the team ,she was showing a rolling drill and let out the most deepest fart i had ever heard the class tryed not to giggle but it was most of the women in the class that did long story short she turned red finished the class and i havnt heard from her since :?
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Yuck!
I have farted when rolling on the occasion but none too serious.
I have also farted when practicing katas and sparring. That bouncing on your feet just lets them flow right out.
i had a guy in a triangle in my guard and farted on him. i had to get up and stop and apologize, haha. shoulda waited for the tap first and seen if it was because of my *** or the choke.
ACOGSCOPE said:
Haha
Have you guys done it while rolling with a woman or near one? Little awkward Like I said.
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I am pretty good about not farting when rolling, can't say the same about the other guys though. That being said...when I first met my wife I wouldn't fart at all, but after a while I used to rip them all the time, especially in bed. Well, I tried to get her in a dutch oven one time, but that woman was quick, so I failed. A few weeks later, we are just laying in bed watching TV and I let one rip, and wouldn't you know it, the next thing I know, she is holding the blankets over my head. The woman dutch ovened me with my own stank....FTL
ACOGSCOPE said:
Haha
Not yet. But came close when someone body traingled me!
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I had someone sub me with a body triangle before (no RNC, just body triangle). He had the strongest legs i've ever seen (he was a horse trainer) and I swear as soon as he let go of the triangle and ran otuside and threw up. I honestly thought I was going to yack and drop a duece at the same time
