Fedor is Officially Part of the Russian Parliament!

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Originally posted by: wolf
Date: October 19, 2010 at 07:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

http://middleeasy.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3170:as-of-today-fedor-emelianenko-is-a-russian-politician-and-he-plans-to-enforce-the-peoples-rights&catid=36:fighters
I wouldn't be surprised if years from now, middle-aged men will claim that they saw a picture of Fedor inside a tortilla or depicted on the back of a piece of toast. When it comes to demigods in combat sports, The Last Emperor resides on the same realm as Chuck Norris in some alternate universe where roundhouse kicks and overhand rights are currency. Back in June we broke the news that Fedor Emelianenko was running for senate and that he may retire at the end of his Strikeforce contract. A few people believed us, others were too busy reheating their left over Hot Pocket to read the story, and then there was a handful of you out there that simply didn't believe the story. To the people that were reheating their Hot Pocket, you really should start eating healthy. Hot Pockets are cooked by a radioactive process, and that just can't be good for you.
To all of you that refused to believe that Fedor was an aspiring politician, the joke's on you. My finger is pointed in your general direction. Today, ValeTudo.ru found a picture of Fedor Emelianenko's government certificate that apparently makes him the regional senate of his state of Belgorod, Russia. Fedor Emelianenko is now a member of Russian parliament.
By some bizarre occurrence, I decided to check my Twitter just before I interviewed Fedor Emelianenko at the EA Sports MMA press conference earlier today. MMASupremacy, tweeted (twatted?) Fedor's political news just minutes before it was my turn to interview The Last Emperor. Great, I finally had something to ask Fedor besides the generic trifecta of 'Who are you fighting next?/What's going on with your contract?/What happened in your fight with Werdum?'. When I approached him, he had a look of 'Hey, look at that guy with that snazy outfit, I want to talk to him', however after I showed him the leaked pictures of his government document, that look changed to 'How the hell did this guy get this photo?'. I asked Fedor what exactly he intends to do with his new political career, and here's The Last Emperor's short and concise response.
"Why not? I'm going to try it out. I want to enforce the people's rights and make living [in Belgorod, Russia] better for the people."
That's the best you can get out Fedor at any given moment. Ben Fowlkes of MMAFighting inquired about Fedor's political career, to which he blatantly denied. The guy is an enigma, maybe it's better that we shouldn't fully understand his behavior. Also, for those of you who don't believe Fedor is a video game aficionado, you are rudely mistaken. The guy defeated Randy Couture effortlessly in a EA Sports MMA bout. After he grabbed the digital victory, Vadim Finkelstein took video on his iPhone of Fedor defeating Randy Couture in a digital universe that can now exist on your Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 starting today.
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Does this mean that Fedor is securing some income should he retire soon? I don't like the one bit. This means his head is going to be somewhere else other than training for a while. I don't like it one bit. It's been rumored for a while now that Fedor was looking to become a politician, looks like this is the first step. Goodbye MMA career, hello post retirement desk job.
 
Originally posted by: JonnyF
Date: October 19, 2010 at 08:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

The guy defeated Randy Couture effortlessly in a EA Sports MMA bout.
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:lol: There goes Couture's only hope of beating Fedor.
 
Originally posted by: ballsout
Date: October 19, 2010 at 08:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Shill hate in 3...2.....1
 
Originally posted by: BigBadBre
Date: October 19, 2010 at 08:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

He's gonna be busy.
 
Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: October 19, 2010 at 08:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

ballsout said:
Shill hate in 3...2.....1
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The board's number one Fedor hater got his *** kicked to the curb for sending private messages spoiling the results of UFC 120 to people he had beef with.
 
Originally posted by: ballsout
Date: October 19, 2010 at 09:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Ahhhh I didn't know that. I wonder what his new name will be
 
Originally posted by: wolf
Date: October 19, 2010 at 11:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

ballsout said:
Ahhhh I didn't know that. I wonder what his new name will be
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LOL Seriously! Although the mods are pretty good at finding those guys. It's hard to hide when you leave an IP address to find.
 
Originally posted by: Fedor_is_god
Date: October 19, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Gnarcore said:
The board's number one Fedor hater got his *** kicked to the curb for sending private messages spoiling the results of UFC 120 to people he had beef with.
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Seriously? What a douchebag move.
 
Originally posted by: ballsout
Date: October 20, 2010 at 01:55 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

wolf said:
ballsout said:
Ahhhh I didn't know that. I wonder what his new name will be
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LOL Seriously! Although the mods are pretty good at finding those guys. It's hard to hide when you leave an IP address to find.
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however it is easy reset your modem, sign up for a new email account and re-register here, unless they track MAC addys here and even then a new computer or a new network card will get you in..
 
Originally posted by: derek666
Date: October 20, 2010 at 03:05 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Gnarcore said:
ballsout said:
Shill hate in 3...2.....1
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The board's number one Fedor hater got his *** kicked to the curb for sending private messages spoiling the results of UFC 120 to people he had beef with.
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wow, surprised he didnt send me results as he hates me!! hahaha oh well
 
Originally posted by: Woody90
Date: October 20, 2010 at 07:33 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Interesting, I doubt it would affect how active he is considering he doesn't fight that much anymore..
ps. Hold up is the no. 1 hater temporarily banned or permanently?
 
Originally posted by: Galgorian
Date: October 20, 2010 at 08:23 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

I don't know if I buy this or not. Is there a video of the interview that he talks about in the article? The document looks a bit photoshopped, the outline of the picture being a different colour than the rest of the paper.
 
Originally posted by: TheLethalLefty
Date: October 20, 2010 at 08:52 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Galgorian said:
I don't know if I buy this or not. Is there a video of the interview that he talks about in the article? The document looks a bit photoshopped, the outline of the picture being a different colour than the rest of the paper.
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It says his name on the top of it. Granted, that could be photoshopped to but I'd say theres a good chance of this being legit.
 
Originally posted by: bjj_rage
Date: October 20, 2010 at 08:53 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

wolf said:
ballsout said:
Ahhhh I didn't know that. I wonder what his new name will be
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LOL Seriously! Although the mods are pretty good at finding those guys. It's hard to hide when you leave an IP address to find.
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he got perm banned... that ban goes to his IP, so no new nick name will help him...
 
Originally posted by: dpbembe
Date: October 20, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

*holds a moment of silence for Fjodorz*
Okay now that I got that out of the way does anyone else think that this should help Fedor in his MMA career? I feel like now that Fedor is gaining power in Russia it should help him separate from M-1. I always thought the only reason Fedor let them screw him over so hard was because they threatened to kill his family if he didn't obey. Now that he is part of the parliament he should be able to have a ton of bodyguards and what not. I might be the only crazy person who thought that's how it was.
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: October 20, 2010 at 01:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

while participating actively in a representative democracy, i think fedor will be needing a new nickname.
and in this corner, fedor "the last senator" emelianenko
 
Originally posted by: Hitman21
Date: October 20, 2010 at 01:37 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

I respect him for this.........didnt pacquiao do the same in his country
he is a hero in Russia so I hope he does well in politics..........I see now why he wants to retire and focus on the democracy of Russia, rather than making a bunch of forum people happy
 
Originally posted by: grapplethis
Date: October 20, 2010 at 01:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/fedor-is-officially-part-of-the-russian-parliament.31445/

Hitman21 said:
I respect him for this.........didnt pacquiao do the same in his country
he is a hero in Russia so I hope he does well in politics..........I see now why he wants to retire and focus on the democracy of Russia, rather than making a bunch of forum people happy
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pacquiao has run twice and i believe he's lost both times, with voters' reasoning being reported as "he can better help the nation by fighting in her name."
but he'll for sure be in filipino politics before his life is over.
 
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