Ford Sucks!

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Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Screw these God Damn Ford pop-up ads on the Junk!
This s--- is ridiculous. These 'motion ads' are slowing up my computer all to hell and I have to hit refresh about 4-5 times on each screen I go to just to get past this bulls---.
As much as I tried on the main site I can't get past them and none of the article comes through.
I am probably the only one experiencing this because I am running my net of an absolute piece o's--- computer. But damn, I'm not trying to take a virtual tour of whatever new mass produced crap *** vehicle they are pushing. Screw that. I'm here for MMA.
What moron would be caught driving a Ford anyway?
 
Originally posted by: Shaunissey
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

A lot of morons drive Fords. For some reason, a ton of the jebs here think that they need to drive Fords and Chevy's although they suck. Not only that, but they have to get the biggest damn truck they can find, and then they think they have the right to push everyone off the road because they were retarded enough to buy a huge car.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Well, if anyone ever sees me driving a Ford you can be sure of one thing.
Aliens are real.
Because one obviously took over my body.
 
Originally posted by: Showdown
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

The Lincoln ad on the main MMAjunkie page get flashing across the page everytime I clicked on something. I eventually grew tired of it and came back here to the forums.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Showdown said:
The Lincoln ad on the main MMAjunkie page get flashing across the page everytime I clicked on something. I eventually grew tired of it and came back here to the forums.
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I knew I was not the only one. I did the same thing myself.
Figures too, there were a ton of great articles I wanted to read tonight. But no matter what I did I could not access the article content.
 
Originally posted by: Cavediver
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Shaunissey said:
A lot of morons drive Fords. For some reason, a ton of the jebs here think that they need to drive Fords and Chevy's although they suck. Not only that, but they have to get the biggest damn truck they can find, and then they think they have the right to push everyone off the road because they were retarded enough to buy a huge car.
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kwitcherb!tchin and let go of the grammamobile......I get tired of pulling those little rice burnin cockroach racers out of my 285 Nitto Terra Grapplers on my Z71
.
Tell yourself " yes I can do this" :arrow: :arrow: buy :arrow: a real MAN MOBILE :lol:
 
Originally posted by: Shaunissey
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Cavediver said:
Shaunissey said:
A lot of morons drive Fords. For some reason, a ton of the jebs here think that they need to drive Fords and Chevy's although they suck. Not only that, but they have to get the biggest damn truck they can find, and then they think they have the right to push everyone off the road because they were retarded enough to buy a huge car.
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kwitcherb!tchin and let go of the grammamobile......I get tired of pulling those little rice burnin cockroach racers out of my 285 Nitto Terra Grapplers on my Z71
.
Tell yourself " yes I can do this" :arrow: :arrow: buy :arrow: a real MAN MOBILE :lol:
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1.) I don't drive a rice burner, I drive a german-made automobile, which is one of the originals, unlike your POS american made monster truck.
2.) I don't have issues with my manhood, and thus, I don't need to compensate for anything, unlike those who drive the big *** trucks.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Allright! It just took me about 10 tries to even respond to this thread.
So let me use my last one to say in my best Cartman voice, "screw these ads...I'm going home."
I can't deal with this s--- anymore. And besides, if I have to see that WHACK-*** Ford Flex ad one more time, I think I am going to ram my face through my monitor.
 
Originally posted by: Cavediver
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Shaunissey said:
Cavediver said:
Shaunissey said:
A lot of morons drive Fords. For some reason, a ton of the jebs here think that they need to drive Fords and Chevy's although they suck. Not only that, but they have to get the biggest damn truck they can find, and then they think they have the right to push everyone off the road because they were retarded enough to buy a huge car.
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kwitcherb!tchin and let go of the grammamobile......I get tired of pulling those little rice burnin cockroach racers out of my 285 Nitto Terra Grapplers on my Z71
.
Tell yourself " yes I can do this" :arrow: :arrow: buy :arrow: a real MAN MOBILE :lol:
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1.) I don't drive a rice burner, I drive a german-made automobile, which is one of the originals, unlike your POS american made monster truck.
2.) I don't have issues with my manhood, and thus, I don't need to compensate for anything, unlike those who drive the big *** trucks.
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1. LOL....I'll bet its the bright green turtle lookin lil sweet thing too............... :mrgreen:
2........I do I'm short fat and hung like a nat :shock:
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Did you know that Henry Ford was awarded the highest Nazi honour that could be given to a non-Gerrman?
Also, I drive a Ford.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Andre3000 said:
Also, I drive a Ford.
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You strike me as a Ford Ranger type of guy.
Am I right?
 
Originally posted by: Shaunissey
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Andre3000 said:
Did you know that Henry Ford was awarded the highest Nazi honour that could be given to a non-Gerrman?
Also, I drive a Ford.
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I am not surprised of the award.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:48 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Shaunissey said:
Andre3000 said:
Did you know that Henry Ford was awarded the highest Nazi honour that could be given to a non-Gerrman?
Also, I drive a Ford.
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I am not surprised of the award.
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That I drive a Ford?
 
Originally posted by: Shaunissey
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Cavediver said:
Shaunissey said:
Cavediver said:
kwitcherb!tchin and let go of the grammamobile......I get tired of pulling those little rice burnin cockroach racers out of my 285 Nitto Terra Grapplers on my Z71
.
Tell yourself " yes I can do this" :arrow: :arrow: buy :arrow: a real MAN MOBILE :lol:
Click to expand...
1.) I don't drive a rice burner, I drive a german-made automobile, which is one of the originals, unlike your POS american made monster truck.
2.) I don't have issues with my manhood, and thus, I don't need to compensate for anything, unlike those who drive the big *** trucks.
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1. LOL....I'll bet its the bright green turtle lookin lil sweet thing too............... :mrgreen:
2........I do I'm short fat and hung like a nat :shock:
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Oh you caught me.... Not really, it is dark grey.
 
Originally posted by: Shaunissey
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Andre3000 said:
Shaunissey said:
Andre3000 said:
Did you know that Henry Ford was awarded the highest Nazi honour that could be given to a non-Gerrman?
Also, I drive a Ford.
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I am not surprised of the award.
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That I drive a Ford?
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No, that Henry Ford received a Nazi award of honor.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: August 28, 2008 at 09:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

I must have been right.
It's cool Andre, I would not admit to rolling a Ford Ranger in public either.
 
Originally posted by: Shaunissey
Date: August 28, 2008 at 10:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Nick_Havok said:
I must have been right.
It's cool Andre, I would not admit to rolling a Ford Ranger in public either.
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Haha. I knew this guy in high school who thought his Ford Ranger was the shiz. He had dumped a crap load of money into souping it up. At the time, I owned a Toyota Supra, and he thought he could beat me. Needless to say, he lost. Then he wanted to race me in my mom's matrix. He lost again. If that wasn't bad enough, a few months later, we had a bad hail storm in parts of central Oregon, and it was coming down the size of golf balls at his place. His truck was out through the whole thing, because he was asleep or something, and it was completely ruined from the dents. I laughed.
 
Originally posted by: Cavediver
Date: August 28, 2008 at 10:22 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Whats up with those Ford Rangers?My Son had one his grampa gave him.He would not be talked into getting something else....Till one of his buddies backed into it ( :lol: )
Then the wind shifted
....His end of semester grades dropped from 3.68 to 1.6 :evil: :evil: :evil: ..... I had spied out a late model F150 XLT Lariat 4 door for MY BAIT..
I made a killer deal and paid cash.I told him that he has to pay me back half and raise his grades up 2 points by the end of the first semester or the truck is gone gone..
Son :arrow: :shock: ..................Dad :arrow: :twisted: ...........I could sure use that money for this HD FXDL 1350 down the road :ugeek:
 
Originally posted by: MrJames
Date: August 28, 2008 at 11:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

Shaunissey said:
A lot of morons drive Fords. For some reason, a ton of the jebs here think that they need to drive Fords and Chevy's although they suck. Not only that, but they have to get the biggest damn truck they can find, and then they think they have the right to push everyone off the road because they were retarded enough to buy a huge car.
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I have an F150 bro. WTF???
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: August 28, 2008 at 11:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/ford-sucks.5077/

MrJames said:
Shaunissey said:
A lot of morons drive Fords. For some reason, a ton of the jebs here think that they need to drive Fords and Chevy's although they suck. Not only that, but they have to get the biggest damn truck they can find, and then they think they have the right to push everyone off the road because they were retarded enough to buy a huge car.
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I have an F150 bro. WTF???
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Someone really hates Ford.
 
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