Forest Gump Vs Bobby Bousher(waterboy) Fist Fight
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Its Boucher!
but not to be too much of a douche i'll go back to the thread
It would be a really boring start, because Gump is not much of a talker, so Bobby will never develop a rage. We also know that Gump has the best cardio in the WORLD, and is one of the most natural athletes in the world, while Boucher probably produces the most adrenaline in the world. I am sure if Gump makes fun of Bouchers mama, Boucher will take Gump down at will and the fight will likely be shades of Lesnar Carwin. Boucher might finish, but if Gump weathers the storm he has the fight on lock.
At the end of the day I will take Gump via 3rd round KO. Boucher will be gassed, and Gump will do horrible for the first two rounds, then precede to throw one wild haymaker and brake Boucher's jaw. Gump precedes to apoligize, and wearing his smiley face shirt tells the crowd that life is like a box of chocolates
canada_chuteboxe said:
Its Boucher!
but not to be too much of a douche i'll go back to the thread
It would be a really boring start, because Gump is not much of a talker, so Bobby will never develop a rage. We also know that Gump has the best cardio in the WORLD, and is one of the most natural athletes in the world, while Boucher probably produces the most adrenaline in the world. I am sure if Gump makes fun of Bouchers mama, Boucher will take Gump down at will and the fight will likely be shades of Lesnar Carwin. Boucher might finish, but if Gump weathers the storm he has the fight on lock.
At the end of the day I will take Gump via 3rd round KO. Boucher will be gassed, and Gump will do horrible for the first two rounds, then precede to throw one wild haymaker and brake Boucher's jaw. Gump precedes to apoligize, and wearing his smiley face shirt tells the crowd that life is like a box of chocolates
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Yea Gump is a military trained man, veitnam vet. Excellent marksman, excellent hand eye coordination (Ping Pong Champion), cardio for yrs, no fear of any man whatsoever, can great chin.
Bobby is super explosive, go at reading the opposition, play maker, holds a grudge, great drop kick, excellent takedowns, mimics capt insane-O's moves, good recovery, very focused on the target.
All in all Bobby would be the aggressor coming out, probably take Gump down immediately...Gump would suprise hime w/ his strength however. Gump would patter Bobby's face up, but ultimately Bobby's takedowns would prove to be too much. Bobby would do really well until he gassed out, as Gump would b jus gettn started. Bobby's corner would recognize this and slip him some of his "special" water, re-energizing him and he would come out like a wrecking ball once again. Once again, however, he would gas out again and Gump would take over the fight. Bobby's momma would interrupt the fight after seeing her boy catchin an *** whippin and allow Bobby some recovery time. But soon, after hitting Gump w/ everything he had and Gump still coming(Gump grew up getting hit by rocks on his head), Bobby would realize he's in way over his head w/ Gump and know he's in for the fight of his life. He would tell his girlfriend goodbye and she would sabotage the fight in someway in order to not lose Bobby. Both Bobby's mother and GF would be kicked out, leaving Bobby to be finished off rather easily by the Alabama Tycoon...War Gump!
LOL, this is a great topic for a thread!
i'd have to take forrest for his cardio and willingness to listen exactly to his corner. if his corner were to tell him to "dont let him take you down" he'd simply say "oh-kay" and DO IT!
plus i think once bobby sees forrest's corner actually using H2O and not gatorade, he will develop a liking towards forrest, and "tackling fuel" will be negated.
forrest via stoppage due to undefended punches