Get well soon ROCKLOBSTER

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Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: March 05, 2011 at 03:42 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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The bounce thread.........
bouncing in 20. Have to get up early to get my Strike Force on!
Thanks to Rock, Turd, Seawall and many others for a great night.
Roor, I would invite you to my party.
 
Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: March 05, 2011 at 03:44 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: The bounce thread.........
ya im gonna have a smoke and bang my gf, i have work at 2:30 tomorrow aft
 
Originally posted by: war811
Date: March 05, 2011 at 08:38 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: The bounce thread.........
i have no idea what this thread is about.
 
Originally posted by: Johnny419
Date: March 05, 2011 at 08:39 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: The bounce thread.........
bounce, as in you're about to leave and this is where you would come post before you "bounce" to said location.
I believe that is the point of the thread?
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: March 05, 2011 at 08:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: The bounce thread.........
Johnny419 said:
bounce, as in you're about to leave and this is where you would come post before you "bounce" to said location.
I believe that is the point of the thread?
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bingo! Seriously WAR I am 40 and know this. :?
 
Originally posted by: war811
Date: March 05, 2011 at 08:48 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: The bounce thread.........
Tamara...... said:
Johnny419 said:
bounce, as in you're about to leave and this is where you would come post before you "bounce" to said location.
I believe that is the point of the thread?
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bingo! Seriously WAR I am 40 and know this. :?
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I guess my whiteness shows lol
I don't I think I just read it wrong or something.
It is pretty obvious now.
 
Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: March 05, 2011 at 05:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: The bounce thread.........
What she meant to say is shes gotta get the f--- up and hit the cut homie
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 02:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Rock got a hold of us last night. He should be in surgery today. He had to go in for an Emergency Penile Implant after looking at Tito Ortis's photo.
Please leave warm wishes for Rock when he returns. Hopes for a speedy recovery and that adding 6 inches will make him feel more secure in his manhood.
 
Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: June 03, 2011 at 02:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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You of all people should know six times nothing is still nothing.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 02:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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BaconBits said:
You of all people should know six times nothing is still nothing.
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I know size doesn't matter, but when starting out with 1 -
Luckily for rock he didn't ask for it to multiply, he specifically said "add".
 
Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: June 03, 2011 at 02:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Tamara...... said:
BaconBits said:
You of all people should know six times nothing is still nothing.
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I know size doesn't matter, but when starting out with 1 -
Luckily for rock he didn't ask for it to multiply, he specifically said "add".
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That brings the greater question to light...
Why were you in the general area to hear that?
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 02:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Well, Rock was very nervous. Sometimes when he is nervous he stutters. So he put Sea and me on Conference Call with his Emergency Surgeon to make sure he was understood and there was no mess ups.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 02:53 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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I mean not to complain, but the conversation was awful.
Rock to Doctor - I saw Titos, c c ccacaca
US - Rock just say can
Rock - Can you a a a a a a a a
Us - ADD Rock ADD say it
Rock - add six six six six six inchworms worms worm worms
US - NO, not inchworms ROCK - INCHES say six inches
Rock - .............. I think he passed out, he said nothing. We then hurriedly told the Doctor he wants to add 6 more inches of penis. And the phone went dead.
This is why I worry.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: June 03, 2011 at 04:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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I don't even have a penis.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 04:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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rocklobster said:
I don't even have a penis.
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So the surgery was a fail? Not enough skin to pull off the implant?
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: June 03, 2011 at 04:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Tamara...... said:
rocklobster said:
I don't even have a penis.
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So the surgery was a fail? Not enough skin to pull off the implant?
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I have a vagina.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 04:15 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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I have $50.00 in my .......
wallet, what should I do with it?
 
Originally posted by: Meatmallet
Date: June 03, 2011 at 04:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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Re: I have $50.00 in my .......
not what I was expecting.
 
Originally posted by: Tamara......
Date: June 03, 2011 at 04:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/get-well-soon-rocklobster.39302/
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rocklobster said:
Tamara...... said:
rocklobster said:
I don't even have a penis.
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So the surgery was a fail? Not enough skin to pull off the implant?
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I have a vagina.
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So they had to go for the reversal, huh? Sorry to hear that.
 
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