Getting Old Is A Bitch

[bconcrete]

A thread to post the various stories of aging and why it's a real motherfucker.

For example: As I've gotten older, I can only physically run outside once a week due to my knees apparently being made of paper maiche.

Today, as I was warming up for my weekly run, I realized I now have to spend about half as long as I'm planning to run warming up, or I'm nearly crippled for the next two days.

In my youth, I could roll out of bed with 3 hours sleep, no stretching, still be partially drunk, and hit 10 miles wearing mismatched running shoes and not even feel it.

Getting old is a bitch.

 

[webble]

I Feel that pain, I used to love running, did a few half marathons for charity, now even a mile kills my hips and back

I won't bore you all with the middle aged lady hormone issues that come with getting older

 

[ABB]

I spent all day yesterday at a music festival (Bottle Rock in Napa CA) smoking joint after joint, vape after vape. In a cloud of smoke, high AF from 11am to 10pm. I ate like 5 meals there too. I don't drink so I avoid the hangover tens of thousands of others are awaking to this morning but DAYAM do I have a weed hangover. just turned the tv on and realized I've been staring at the wall next to the tv for 10 min and don't even know why I turned it on. I got an incoming dump on its way that will be so impressive that I might just leave it on the lawn like the dog so I can admire it all day.

Getting old is a bitch.
But so what, getting wise is amazing, hope that happens for me and I don't just stay a dumb motherfucker

 

[ABB]

I Feel that pain, I used to love running, did a few half marathons for charity, now even a mile kills my hips and back

I won't bore you all with the middle aged lady hormone issues that come with getting older

please "bore" us with a description of that middle aged horniness. you walk around wanting to fuck all day I KNOW IT!

 

[bconcrete]

I Feel that pain, I used to love running, did a few half marathons for charity, now even a mile kills my hips and back

I won't bore you all with the middle aged lady hormone issues that come with getting older

I can't imagine. Everything I've ever heard makes it seem like men get life's easy mode when it comes to physicality and hormones.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

If I took off in a sprint, I'm pretty sure everything from the knees down would shatter at the same time I go into cardiac arrest.

 

[bconcrete]

If I took off in a sprint, I'm pretty sure everything from the knees down would shatter at the same time I go into cardiac arrest.

We don't sprint Tito.

If the choice is sprinting or death, we stare death in the face like a man and die with our dignity intact.

 

[Tito Orcheese]

As long as I can still get an erection whilst eating a brick of cheddar, I'll stick around.

 

[bconcrete]

As long as I can still get an erection whilst eating a brick of cheddar, I'll stick around.

But does your erection still have enough force to knock a hole in the cheddar so you can hang it off your weiner and walk around with it handsfree?

Like I said, getting old is a bitch.

 

[ABB]

But does your erection still have enough for e to knock a hole in the cheddar so you can hang it off your weiner and walk around with it handsfree?

Like I said, getting old is a bitch.

Is that Walking Cheese and Cracka? Is that what the Iowa state fair honkeys look like? Please tell me a subset of that population walks with cheese dick. please, and pics we need pics

 

[bconcrete]

Is that Walking Cheese and Cracka? Is that what the Iowa state fair honkeys look like? Please tell me a subset of that population walks with cheese dick. please, and pics we need pics

That's more a @BrokenThreads question, he's from the land of cheese. I'm from the corn.

 

[LoneCowboy]

We don't sprint Tito.

If the choice is sprinting or death, we stare death in the face like a man and die with our dignity intact.

i might be found dead surrounded by a pile of brass, but running?????? no.

 

[LoneCowboy]

That's more a @BrokenThreads question, he's from the land of cheese. I'm from the corn.

aren't you in your mid 30's???????
Cuz i got bad news for you
25 is the peak
slow barely noticeable decline to 35
Then the decline starts picking up speed
by 50 or so it's yeah, I can do that once.............
by 55 it's like "nah, I' not even gonna attempt that.......i'm gonna have to pay someone to do that for me"

Also Ibuprofen use goes up geometrically with age.

 

[bconcrete]

aren't you in your mid 30's???????
Cuz i got bad news for you
25 is the peak
slow barely noticeable decline to 35
Then the decline starts picking up speed
by 50 or so it's yeah, I can do that once.............
by 55 it's like "nah, I' not even gonna attempt that.......i'm gonna have to pay someone to do that for me"

Also Ibuprofen use goes up geometrically with age.

Late 30s now (with the hormone profile of my mid twenties!)

I chew Aleve like Skittles already lol

 

[ABB]

That's more a @BrokenThreads question, he's from the land of cheese. I'm from the corn.

I parked in @BrokenThreads parking spot once and he was quick to leave me the rudest of rudest notes.

 

[bconcrete]

I parked in @BrokenThreads parking spot once and he was quick to leave me the rudest of rudest notes.

Welp, you just gave me an idea on how to prank the annoying fuckkng manager in my company.

 

[ABB]

aren't you in your mid 30's???????
Cuz i got bad news for you
25 is the peak
slow barely noticeable decline to 35
Then the decline starts picking up speed
by 50 or so it's yeah, I can do that once.............
by 55 it's like "nah, I' not even gonna attempt that.......i'm gonna have to pay someone to do that for me"

Also Ibuprofen use goes up geometrically with age.

meh I'm 51 and can run forever and be fine.

 

[ABB]

Welp, you just gave me an idea on how to prank the annoying fuckkng manager in my company.

 

[LoneCowboy]

meh I'm 51 and can run forever and be fine.

you just admitted you have been staring at a wall for 10 minutes.......................
your "forever" could be anywhere from 2 seconds to 2 minutes.

 

[ABB]

you just admitted you have been staring at a wall for 10 minutes.......................
your "forever" could be anywhere from 2 seconds to 2 minutes.

now I'm shitting out those 5 meals I ate after breakfast yesterday. think I'll get some more wall time in after this and not run. thanks for the encouragement LC