Originally posted by: Andre3000 Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:03 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
The following posters have thrown their names into the ring to compete to become Steph8983's next Internet husband:
Brick
MrJames
Mr-Sinizta
Showdown
DublinDevil83
CrazyCroat57
nmmmafan
Captain_Howdy171
The media are currently voting to determine the seedings. Results should be posted shortly and the brackets set up.
Originally posted by: Showdown Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:07 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: Brick Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:12 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: Andre3000 Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:13 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
The votes are in and the results are shocking. Despite being Steph's most recent eHusband and considered by many to have an excellent chance at reconciliation, Mr-Sinizta lost out on being named top seed. Legendary MMAJunkie poster Brick has been named the number one seed, and is now looking to add an eWife to complement his real world wife. The first round matchups are as follows:
(1) Brick vs. (8) Captain_Howdy171
(2) Mr-Sinizta vs. (7) MrJames
(3) Showdown vs. (6) nmmmafan
(4) DublinDevil83 vs. (5) CrazyCroat57
Originally posted by: Showdown Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:13 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Brick said:
And let me just repeat that I don't want to be Steph's internet husband, I just want to fight the other posters.
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So basically if you win, 2nd place gets to be the husband correct?
Originally posted by: Andre3000 Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:14 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Brick said:
And let me just repeat that I don't want to be Steph's internet husband, I just want to fight the other posters.
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Dude, I already bought the cyber-engagement ring to present to the winner of the tourney. What am I supposed to do if you win?
Originally posted by: Brick Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:15 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Showdown said:
Brick said:
And let me just repeat that I don't want to be Steph's internet husband, I just want to fight the other posters.
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So basically if you win, 2nd place gets to be the husband correct?
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Nope. You have to win to get the prize. I will be fighting for the right to deny other Grand Prix participants access to Steph. Bwaaaa haa haa haa!
Originally posted by: Showdown Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:17 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: Shaunissey Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:21 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: BRAD Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:36 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: EnderWiggin Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:45 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: crazycroat57 Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:46 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: Shaunissey Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:51 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
EnderWiggin said:
So how exactly will these knights of valor compete for Steph's keyboard in e-matrimony?
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The winner gets to take her mouse.
Originally posted by: Andre3000 Date: June 09, 2008 at 02:54 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
EnderWiggin said:
So how exactly will these knights of valor compete for Steph's keyboard in e-matrimony?
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They will be fighting under the unified rules at a secret location near Vostok, Russia. I will be reporting back as to the outcomes of the fights.
The first fight is already mired in controversy, as top seed Brick's motives for entering the tournament are coming under heavy scrutiny in the international media. There is also speculation that Brick's real world wife monitors his activity on the Internet and is putting heavy pressure on him to drop out of the competition altogether. It is not clear what effect, if any, this is having on his training.
The word out of Captain_Howdy171's camp is that he has finally managed to view the pics Steph has posted of herself, and as a result he has upped his training regimen from two-a-days to fourteen-a-days.
Originally posted by: MrJames Date: June 09, 2008 at 03:06 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Andre3000 said:
The votes are in and the results are shocking. Despite being Steph's most recent eHusband and considered by many to have an excellent chance at reconciliation, Mr-Sinizta lost out on being named top seed. Legendary MMAJunkie poster Brick has been named the number one seed, and is now looking to add an eWife to complement his real world wife. The first round matchups are as follows:
(1) Brick vs. (8) Captain_Howdy171
(2) Mr-Sinizta vs. (7) MrJames
(3) Showdown vs. (6) nmmmafan
(4) DublinDevil83 vs. (5) CrazyCroat57
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How in the world am I a #7 seed??? :?:
My beef with Mr. Vegetable Cleanser got this whole thing started.
I gotta be at least the #3 so I can crush him in the finals.
But this is too immature for the UK fella anyhow. Wait until he sees it. He'll call it a waste of his time. Dead people have more of a sense of humor than him...
Originally posted by: EnderWiggin Date: June 09, 2008 at 03:20 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
MrJames said:
How in the world am I a #7 seed??? :?:
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I think that's pretty obvious. With Sini
Z
ta as a #2 seed, you had to be seeded 7th to create the most highly anticipated matchup of the GP right off the bat.
Originally posted by: Steph8983 Date: June 09, 2008 at 03:27 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: Brick Date: June 09, 2008 at 03:28 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: MrJames Date: June 09, 2008 at 03:34 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
Originally posted by: Shaunissey Date: June 09, 2008 at 03:35 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/grand-prix-to-determine-steph8983s-next-e-husband.2316/
