Had enough War Machine? Here's more!!!

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Originally posted by: wolf
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

When asked the simple question: "Should the HW division be split?"
"Because think about it man, Brock Lesnar is doo doo. I don't care what anyone says, he sucks. Brock Lesnar, all he is is a big strong gay wrestler. Think about it, he's probably about 275-285 and he was fighting Randy Couture who was 220. So what is that, 55 pounds? Alright so if I'm 170 minus 55 pounds, what's that 125? I don't care how good you are, if you weigh 125lbs you're not going to beat me. The best 125lb in the world, what is he going to do to me? He's too small. So that's what's happening. You got a 125lber vs. a 170lber and it's just not fair and that's the same exact thing in the heavyweight division. So Brock Lesnar sucks. He sucks. He's only good at wrestling. He's so much bigger and stronger than everyone...he's just a bully. He's not good and I think if that fight would have went a little longer, Couture would have won. All he [Brock Lesnar] is, is a big gay bully. He fights little tiny guys, wow. He weighs 50lbs more and just beats them up. Brock Lesnar sucks."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by: cool14
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

I will pay 100$ to see Brock fight War Machine. War Machine needs an old fashion *** whipping.
 
Originally posted by: Brick
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

You would think that someone who has been reasonably successful in MMA would know at least SOMETHING about MMA.
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:36 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

What a yutz.
 
Originally posted by: keystone
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

Say and do anything to keep your name in the papers eh War Machine. Didnt he just lose to a guy he was talking s--- about non-stop?
I bet there are a couple 125'ers that could beat his ***
 
Originally posted by: MMA-P6U6N6X
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

Re: Had enough War Machine? Here's more!!!
For just a second, a smile came to my face, as I recalled Yoshida putting War Machine to sleep. Awwww, the good ol' days.
 
Originally posted by: metalmike00
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

Re: Had enough War Machine? Here's more!!!
MMA-P6U6N6X said:
For just a second, a smile came to my face, as I recalled Yoshida putting War Machine to sleep. Awwww, the good ol' days.
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im pretty sure war machine lost his last match
 
Originally posted by: toerag
Date: November 03, 2009 at 07:49 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

keystone said:
Say and do anything to keep your name in the papers eh War Machine. Didnt he just lose to a guy he was talking s**t about non-stop?
I bet there are a couple 125'ers that could beat his ***
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Any publicity is good publicity, right??? I guess some guys don't know when to quit...
 
Originally posted by: rocklobster
Date: November 03, 2009 at 08:00 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

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Originally posted by: TheVileOne
Date: November 03, 2009 at 08:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

How did Cain Velasquez at like 234 beat a guy that cuts down to 265?
 
Originally posted by: efdaworld
Date: November 03, 2009 at 08:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

Re: Had enough War Machine? Here's more!!!
MMA-P6U6N6X said:
For just a second, a smile came to my face, as I recalled Yoshida putting War Machine to sleep. Awwww, the good ol' days.
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Tell me about it! Now he can't even look at a cage w/o getting sleepy himself! Atleast he got to put the nail in War Machines UFC coffin(career).
 
Originally posted by: sirgerbil
Date: November 03, 2009 at 10:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

wolf said:
When asked the simple question: "Should the HW division be split?"
"Because think about it man, Brock Lesnar is doo doo. I don't care what anyone says, he sucks. Brock Lesnar, all he is is a big strong *** wrestler. Think about it, he's probably about 275-285 and he was fighting Randy Couture who was 220. So what is that,
55 pounds? Alright so if I'm 170 minus 55 pounds, what's that 125
? I don't care how good you are, if you weigh 125lbs you're not going to beat me. The best 125lb in the world, what is he going to do to me? He's too small. So that's what's happening. You got a 125lber vs. a 170lber and it's just not fair and that's the same exact thing in the heavyweight division. So Brock Lesnar sucks. He sucks. He's only good at wrestling. He's so much bigger and stronger than everyone...he's just a bully. He's not good and I think if that fight would have went a little longer, Couture would have won. All he [Brock Lesnar] is, is a big *** bully. He fights little tiny guys, wow. He weighs 50lbs more and just beats them up. Brock Lesnar sucks."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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wow, nice math there. Looks like the only guy you should be fighting is Rich Franklin.
... get it? cause he's a math teacher? no? ok.
 
Originally posted by: unbeaten101
Date: November 03, 2009 at 10:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

Man war machine just never knows when to shut up
 
Originally posted by: benman3321
Date: November 04, 2009 at 01:15 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

wolf said:
When asked the simple question: "Should the HW division be split?"
"Because think about it man, Brock Lesnar is doo doo. I don't care what anyone says, he sucks. Brock Lesnar, all he is is a big strong *** wrestler. Think about it, he's probably about 275-285 and he was fighting Randy Couture who was 220. So what is that, 55 pounds? Alright so if I'm 170 minus 55 pounds, what's that 125? I don't care how good you are, if you weigh 125lbs you're not going to beat me. The best 125lb in the world, what is he going to do to me? He's too small. So that's what's happening. You got a 125lber vs. a 170lber and it's just not fair and that's the same exact thing in the heavyweight division. So Brock Lesnar sucks. He sucks. He's only good at wrestling. He's so much bigger and stronger than everyone...he's just a bully. He's not good and I think if that fight would have went a little longer, Couture would have won. All he [Brock Lesnar] is, is a big *** bully. He fights little tiny guys, wow. He weighs 50lbs more and just beats them up. Brock Lesnar sucks."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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170-55 is 115
did he really spew all of this garbage???
 
Originally posted by: JMorgan147
Date: November 04, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

Unless he's hung like a horse, he should keep his mouth shut.
 
Originally posted by: Chug_Life
Date: November 04, 2009 at 11:56 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

I would actually take War machine over Lesnar....if it's at the same gay club he already has fighting experience at. I feel like if you brought brock into War Machines element he wouldnt know what to do. So...Inside the Octagon Lesnar -1,000,000 streetfight at the Toolbox Lesnar -800.
 
Originally posted by: wolf
Date: November 04, 2009 at 01:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Originally posted by: unbeaten101
Date: November 04, 2009 at 01:31 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

wolf said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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wow lol just "f---ed" all his chances to ever be taken seriously as a fighter...
 
Originally posted by: Slampage
Date: November 04, 2009 at 04:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

War Machine needs a reality show. He can get into random adventures and then fight somebody at the end of every episode. Inbetween spouting off about the UFC and doing porn, he'll do challenges like math. Way better than balloon boy.
 
Originally posted by: ruscitti12
Date: November 04, 2009 at 06:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/had-enough-war-machine-heres-more.19080/

im sorry, but any man who decided to legally change his name 'war machine' is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
 
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