How do you want to die?

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Originally posted by: Hitman21
Date: May 10, 2011 at 03:51 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Most people say in their sleep and of old age, Im curious how you guys want to die, and how it would satisfy you to die
 
Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: May 10, 2011 at 04:16 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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As an old man doped up to bliss on xanax, morphine, THC, have one beer, in a bed, i want to go out with a smile on my face
 
Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: May 10, 2011 at 04:17 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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As an old man doped up to bliss on xanax, morphine, THC, have one beer, in a bed, i want to go out with a smile on my face
 
Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy171
Date: May 10, 2011 at 07:50 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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I wanna die during sex.. Soi can come and go all at the same time
 
Originally posted by: smartigan
Date: May 10, 2011 at 07:59 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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With Arianny sitting on my face
 
Originally posted by: clockwerk
Date: May 10, 2011 at 08:31 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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I want to die of kidney failure, then mysteriously get killed again by SEAL Team Six almost 10 years later.
But seriously...blow a load (preferably on some really hot young hooker my geriatrric *** is helping put through college), followed by a massive heart attack.
 
Originally posted by: blacklung
Date: May 10, 2011 at 10:19 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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FIghting a bear or mountain lion. Preferably I kill the bear or lion and die from my wounds later.
Maybe a shootout.
 
Originally posted by: cobra_punch
Date: May 10, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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There is already a thread like this, silly geese.
 
Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: May 10, 2011 at 04:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Of embarrassment, after pooping me sweatbritches on a national television program.
 
Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: May 10, 2011 at 04:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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trying to take down a bear with a knife.
 
Originally posted by: Jak
Date: May 10, 2011 at 04:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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roorippin said:
trying to take down a bear with a knife.
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That one is easy. just go to your local zoo and hop the fence.
but be sure to get somebody to iphone it so that we can youtube it...
 
Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: May 10, 2011 at 04:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Jak said:
roorippin said:
trying to take down a bear with a knife.
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That one is easy. just go to your local zoo and hop the fence.
but be sure to get somebody to iphone it so that we can youtube it...
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See Jak I think I could take at least one bear and If I did I would establish my dominance among the sleuth. Zoo bears would be too easy, I need a mean mofuggin black bear.
 
Originally posted by: Jak
Date: May 10, 2011 at 06:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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roorippin said:
See Jak I think I could take at least one bear
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I'm positive i could take 1 bear...
but when its mom witnessed what just happened i'd probably get torn up pretty bad.
 
Originally posted by: Vovchanchanator
Date: May 10, 2011 at 06:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Jak said:
roorippin said:
See Jak I think I could take at least one bear
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I'm positive i could take 1 bear...
but when its mom witnessed what just happened i'd probably get torn up pretty bad.
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s---, if you have a long sturdy spear and a katana, you could roll up on those damn bears, just sayin
 
Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: May 10, 2011 at 07:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Jak said:
I'm positive i could take 1 bear...
but when its mom witnessed what just happened i'd probably get torn up pretty bad.
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Yep, she'd definitly make you give it back.
 
Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: May 10, 2011 at 07:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Jak said:
roorippin said:
See Jak I think I could take at least one bear
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I'm positive i could take 1 bear...
but when its mom witnessed what just happened i'd probably get torn up pretty bad.
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I dont know, you brutalize one bear with a knife and Im pretty sure the rest bow to you.
 
Originally posted by: Puxin
Date: May 10, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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roorippin said:
I dont know, you brutalize one bear with a knife and Im pretty sure the rest bow to you.
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Jak said:
That one is easy. just go to your local zoo and hop the fence.
but be sure to get somebody to iphone it so that we can youtube it...
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Originally posted by: Archean_Life
Date: May 11, 2011 at 12:47 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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From the neural processor chips of my android replacement body melting under the heat of our sun's red giant stage while enjoying the world's last margarita.
 
Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: May 11, 2011 at 12:49 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/how-do-you-want-to-die.38601/
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Gagging on the testicles of my enemies.
 
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