*******Huge Genesis Announcement********

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The Four Horsemen have lost a great member of our squads. @CD816 has been a staple in the FFing community for many years. He is a member of the JFF HOF and founding member of The Four Horsemen. It is with great sadness that real life has gotten in the way of his FFing career. CD will always be remembered as one of the truly great E-Fighters. The Four Horsemen hope him the best in his retirement from the sport and wish him the best in his future endeavors.

We found ourselves shorthanded Season 4 which everyone knows is why the can crushers were able to actually win for once. We have had numerous resumes come through our front office. We understand everyone wants to be a winner but only the best can make the cut.

After sifting through all of the resumes, we narrowed our search down to 2 finalists. The 2 finalists were flown out to our gym and put through a gauntlet. Only one had the heart, determination, skill and knowledge to make it on the greatest dynasty in FFing History.

Without further ado I have the honor of announcing today that the newest member of The Four Horsemen is none other than CoolHandPuke. Better known here as @CHP

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CHP will now round out this elite squad of E-Fighters.

Remember this: Diamonds are forever and so are The Four Horsemen

The Four Horsemen
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@Phatphil88
@jaysumz
@CHP

 

[Webble]

@nubbynub76 wtf? I didn't get this level of announcement and welcome?

 

[Trig]

@nubbynub76 wtf? I didn't get this level of announcement and welcome?

Getting signed by SALT & PEPPA is kinda like getting signed by Caged Steel. Dominic Gibbs doesn't send out press releases either.

 

[ABB]

Getting signed by SALT & PEPPA is kinda like getting signed by Caged Steel. Dominic Gibbs doesn't send out press releases either.

@CHP is getting smashed in his next appearance.

 

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@CHP is getting smashed in his next appearance.

You better come in like a juiced up Vitor Belfort from 2013

 

[ABB]

You better come in like a juiced up Vitor Belfort from 2013

or engineer a no-show

 

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or engineer a no-show

I know you quit. I hear it every week but you just can't stay away

 

[CHP]

@CHP is getting smashed in his next appearance.

I must admit these past few cards have been 'suspect' at best for me.. but now I must prepare myself for the upcoming battles with these elite members known as The Four Horsemen

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The Four Horsemen have lost a great member of our squads. @CD816 has been a staple in the FFing community for many years. He is a member of the JFF HOF and founding member of The Four Horsemen. It is with great sadness that real life has gotten in the way of his FFing career. CD will always be remembered as one of the truly great E-Fighters. The Four Horsemen hope him the best in his retirement from the sport and wish him the best in his future endeavors.

We found ourselves shorthanded Season 4 which everyone knows is why the can crushers were able to actually win for once. We have had numerous resumes come through our front office. We understand everyone wants to be a winner but only the best can make the cut.

After sifting through all of the resumes, we narrowed our search down to 2 finalists. The 2 finalists were flown out to our gym and put through a gauntlet. Only one had the heart, determination, skill and knowledge to make it on the greatest dynasty in FFing History.

Without further ado I have the honor of announcing today that the newest member of The Four Horsemen is none other than CoolHandPuke. Better known here as @CHP

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CHP will now round out this elite squad of E-Fighters.

Remember this: Diamonds are forever and so are The Four Horsemen

The Four Horsemen
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@Phatphil88
@jaysumz
@CHP

Thank you for the Honor! If disposing of @ABB is my first challenge, I'll be happy to take out the trash!

 

[ABB]

I know you quit. I hear it every week but you just can't stay away

no I'm going to engineer him quitting.

After he quits I'm quitting FOR GOOD

 

[ABB]

I must admit these past few cards have been 'suspect' at best for me.. but now I must prepare myself for the upcoming battles with these elite members known as The Four Horsemen

Thank you for the Honor! If disposing of @ABB is my first challenge, I'll be happy to take out the trash!

The four honkys is more like it.

Alright I've had enough, I'm not quitting this week. Actually I am, but I'm forcing everyone else to quit too.

Hear Ye Hear Ye:
I command that you refrain from submitting picks this weekend, fuck this game.

 

[Nastycrow]

@CHP was already on team West!!!

Edit: Nevermind! It's for the next season.

 

[ABB]

@CHP was already on team West!!!

Edit: Nevermind! It's for the next season.

what team I'm on?

 

[nubbynub76]

@nubbynub76 wtf? I didn't get this level of announcement and welcome?

I'm sorry!!! I'm not as creative as Magnet but you are the best thing that ever happened to our team. Well next best thing after crow quit.

 

[Fight Magnet]

We found ourselves shorthanded Season 4 which everyone knows is why the can crushers were able to actually win for once.

He missed twice, then the league bailed you out. It was MEGALODON, that crushed the hopes and dreams of the Four Road Apples.

 

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He missed twice, then the league bailed you out. It was MEGALODON, that crushed the hopes and dreams of the Four Road Apples.

Wait what.....He missed twice then you threw someone on our squad who's point we didn't use......or are you talking about Week 3 when we destroyed Minidong 311-281.

 

[Fight Magnet]

Wait what.....He missed twice then you threw someone on our squad who's point we didn't use......or are you talking about Week 3 when we destroyed Minidong 311-281.

Shit!! I liked my version better.



For the record, that wasn't me, that was the COMMISH. The COMMISH makes decisions for the benefit of the league. I do believe him to be impartial and above reproach. He wears a White Hat at all times. His interests lie in having the league thrive.

 

[ABB]

Shit!! I liked my version better.



For the record, that wasn't me, that was the COMMISH. The COMMISH makes decisions for the benefit of the league. I do believe him to be impartial and above reproach. He wears a White Hat at all times. His interests lie in having the league thrive.

That fool needs to find some more games to spin off of TFF. Let that shit parlay itself up, at some point we should be able to sign up for the Walmart Rewards club right here on this site.

 

[Eranys]

Shit!! I liked my version better.



For the record, that wasn't me, that was the COMMISH. The COMMISH makes decisions for the benefit of the league. I do believe him to be impartial and above reproach. He wears a White Hat at all times. His interests lie in having the league thrive.

I heard the COMMISH pees sitting down

 

[the COMMISH]

I heard the COMMISH pees sitting down

That fool needs to find some more games to spin off of TFF. Let that shit parlay itself up, at some point we should be able to sign up for the Walmart Rewards club right here on this site.

the COMMISH recognizes you two are rookies and thus accepts, that you lack the foresight to anticipate the complexities of running the league. Carry on.

- the COMMISH - ​

 

[ABB]

the COMMISH recognizes you two are rookies and thus accepts, that you lack the foresight to anticipate the complexities of running the league. Carry on.

- the COMMISH - ​

This is accurate.

Genesis is to TFF what 8 minute abs was to...