I <3 BUFFALOBLUE!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnarchyElbows said:
Cbucu said:
Can someone throw up some cliffs?
There is no way I'm reading that wall of text, that would make OSU blush.
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Blue really gave it to NYR, now NYR is romo for blue... End of story
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Blue
has some sort of special powers, he just hypnotizes people without even trying
So last night I was at blue's house, you know, just chillin the way best buds do. He showed me a letter that MMA-P6U6N6X had left on his doorstep. It basically was PUNX pouring out is soul about how betrayed he felt by blue's and mine's relationship, and there were some barely concealed threats in there too. Then the 2nd sheet of paper was a song that PUNX had written about mine and blue's relationship. I guess he saw how much blue appreciated all the songs I've been writing for him, so he decided to try it out and see if it would work for him. I wanted to make the letter and the song made known publicly, just as evidence so that if something were to happen to me or blue, people would know who the #1 suspect would be! Blue, the thoughtful, caring, generous, standup guy that he is, didn't want to make the letter public, as he felt that would be a betrayal of MMA-P6U6N6X's privacy. We came to a compromise, and decided we could share at least the song with the public.
Without further ado, I present to you:
Blue
Oughta Know, written by MMA-P6U6N6X
I want
blue
to know, that I'm happy for
blue
I wish nothing but the best for
blue
and
NYR
both
An older version of me
Is
NYR
perverted like me
Would
NYR
go down on
blue
in a theater
(EW! What does he think we are, g*y together??)
Does
NYR
speak eloquently
And would
NYR
have
blue's
baby
(WTF??)
I'm sure
NYR
would make a really excellent mother
(????)
'cause the love that
blue
gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for
blue
to be open wide, no
And every time
blue
speaks
NYR's
name
Does
NYR
know how
blue
told me
blue'd
hold me
Until
blue
died, till
blue
died
But
blue's
still alive
And I'm here to remind
blue
Of the mess
blue
left when
blue
went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that
blue
gave to me
blue
,
blue
,
blue
oughta know
blue
seems very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought
blue
should know
Did
blue
forget about me, Mr. Duplicity
I hate to bug
blue
in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced
And is
blue
thinking of me when
blue
f*cks
NYR
?
(He seriously has the wrong impression of our relationship)
:roll:
'cause the love that
blue
gave that we made wasn't able
To make it enough for
blue
to be open wide, no
And every time
blue
speaks
NYR's
name
Does
NYR
know how
blue
told me
blue'd
hold me
Until
blue
died, till
blue
died
But
blue's
still alive
And I'm here to remind
blue
Of the mess
blue
left when
blue
went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that
blue
gave to me
blue
,
blue
,
blue
oughta know
'cause the joke that
blue
laid on the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade
As soon as
blue
closes
blue's
eyes, and
blue
knows it
And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back
I hope
blue
feels it...well can
blue
feel it?
And I'm here to remind
blue
Of the mess
blue
left when
blue
went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that
blue
gave to me
blue
,
blue
,
blue
oughta know
And then he even typed in the embed code for a video, JUST LIKE I'VE BEEN DOING! How pathetic :roll:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/4UEWbTxmG9o[/youtube]
This is clearly the work of a deranged, demented, and potentially dangerous individual. Who knows that sick, sadistic, violent acts he could be capable of in one of his jealous rages?! I hereby propose, for mine and blue's personal safety, that MMA-P6U6N6X be hit with the interwebz version of a restraining order, THE PERMABAN!
There are a couple of holes in your story. First Punx has been calling you NPR not NYR. Second you said you were at blues house and and punx left a letter on the doorstep then went on to say that he imbedded a video...?
Is your love for blue so deep that you have to fabricate stories of chilling and macking the c*ck?
AnarchyElbows said:
punx left a letter on the doorstep then went on to say that he imbedded a video...??
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Nooo I said that blue showed me a letter that punx had left on his doorstep, like earlier in the day before I got there.
And I said that "he even typed in the embed code for a video". I simply put that code into this post, and that video was what came up.
I'm sorry blue. I will work harder to please you. I promise.
From here on out, blue has requested that I only refer to him as BFF. We both think it's adorable, because not only does it stand for Best Friend Forever (which respresents our friendship, it's also a cute little play on his name. BuFFaloblue. BFF! <3 you BFF!
NYR30AILD said:
From here on out, blue has requested that I only refer to him as BFF. We both think it's adorable, because not only does it stand for Best Friend Forever (which respresents our friendship, it's also a cute little play on his name. BuFFaloblue. BFF! <3 you BFF!
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Hahahaha this post is awesome
MMA-P6U6N6X said:
A three letter acronym which, shares those three letters in a name, mind you not even key letters but only coincidentally, is now considered a play on a name. Cool Brah. ~ signed the Nasty Young Rapist
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Psssh....did you have a pet name for him? Thought not! Step off b----! Maybe if you treated him like I treat him, you'd still be riding shotgun on his nuts instead of being stuck in the old dirty balloon knot.
In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I just wanted to take this opportunity to give thanks for my BFF blue. Lyrics aren't edited because I don't have time and I'm hungover as f*ck, but you get the point.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why
I got out of bed alone
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
And even if I could it' d all be grey
But your picture on my wall it reminds me
That it's not so bad, it's not so bad
I drank too much last night, got bills to pay
My head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there'll be hell today
I'm late for work again and even if I'm there
They'll all imply that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it's not so bad
It's not so bad
And I want to thank you for giving me
The best day of my life
Ohh, just to be with you is having
The best day of my life
Push the door, I'm home at last and I'm soaking
Through and through then you handed me a towel
And all I see is you, and even if my house falls
Down now, I wouldn't have a clue because you're near me
And I want to thank you for giving me
The best day of my life
Ohh, just to be with you is having
The best day of my life