Originally posted by: TheREALOmoPlata Date: September 09, 2010 at 12:59 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-do-believe-it-is-time-for-a-good.30158/
wankin! A locking my front gate, closing my windows, lowering the blinds and it's time for some old fashioned hand on gland action! But I don't have any porn anymore, I buried my stash a couple years ago and don't have any downloaded on my computer....
So my question is....where can I find so quality porn? I can't hang with that grainy stuff on pornhub, I need the real deal!
Originally posted by: phoenix-mma Date: September 09, 2010 at 01:48 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-do-believe-it-is-time-for-a-good.30158/
"I hate you, Google. You've caused a lot of problems in my relationship. I share a computer with my girlfriend and she would look up anything. "I'm going to look up apples today." She just hits 'A.' It's "Asian *** porn" instantly. Google is, like, "I'll take it from here. I know exactly what you're looking up... Well, every time you hit 'A,' it's 'Asian *** porn.'" Google! All I ask is that you let her type three letters before you jump to such a bold conclusion. It's bad enough that I'm clearing my history every three hours and changing my passwords. I'm trying to have an honest relationship, and you are f**king my sh*t up!
I've got the plantation shutters closed, my keyboard is at a safe, but manageable distance. Do you get the visual i'm describing for you?? I'm yanking it in this scenario"- Daniel Tosh
Originally posted by: Gutter Date: September 09, 2010 at 02:00 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-do-believe-it-is-time-for-a-good.30158/
phoenix-mma said:
"I hate you, Google. You've caused a lot of problems in my relationship. I share a computer with my girlfriend and she would look up anything. "I'm going to look up apples today." She just hits 'A.' It's "Asian *** porn" instantly. Google is, like, "I'll take it from here. I know exactly what you're looking up... Well, every time you hit 'A,' it's 'Asian *** porn.'" Google! All I ask is that you let her type three letters before you jump to such a bold conclusion. It's bad enough that I'm clearing my history every three hours and changing my passwords. I'm trying to have an honest relationship, and you are f**king my sh*t up!
I've got the plantation shutters closed, my keyboard is at a safe, but manageable distance. Do you get the visual i'm describing for you?? I'm yanking it in this scenario"- Daniel Tosh
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love that bit.
Originally posted by: buckhunter620 Date: September 10, 2010 at 09:06 PM Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-do-believe-it-is-time-for-a-good.30158/
