I have a black belt in (fill in) jitzu.

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Originally posted by: snakechamer
Date: September 07, 2010 at 04:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

I'll try one.
I have a black belt in Lay n' Pray Jitzu. - The signature Fitch line.
I have a black belt in s--- Jitzu - GG signature line.
Let's hear them.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: September 07, 2010 at 04:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

Jui
Jit
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It's the Jewish kind.
 
Originally posted by: VIPete
Date: September 07, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

I thought that was "Jew" Jitsu
 
Originally posted by: Reckin007
Date: September 08, 2010 at 10:44 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

definitely have one in beer-jitsu
 
Originally posted by: Vaselino
Date: September 09, 2010 at 04:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

Poo-jitsu - Tim Sylvia
Snooze-jitsu - Fitch
Lose-jitsu - Chael Sonnen
Cooze-jitsu - Phil Baroni
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: September 09, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
 
Originally posted by: KCBowser
Date: September 09, 2010 at 04:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
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wow, thats sad
 
Originally posted by: snakechamer
Date: September 09, 2010 at 04:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
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You need to find a guy with a black belt in snip-jitzu.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: September 09, 2010 at 07:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
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Have fun on parent day at school.
 
Originally posted by: odb44
Date: September 09, 2010 at 10:38 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
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I have that also. My ex twice while she was my ex when i was 22(before i went to iraq and once i got back that night),
a P.Rican. chick in DC when i was 21
My first real girlfriend when i was 15 and she was 17(also P.Rican)
But lucky for me I earned my black belt in abort-jitzu at a young age.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: September 09, 2010 at 10:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

sean44 said:
sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
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I have that also. My ex twice while she was my ex when i was 22(before i went to iraq and once i got back that night),
a P.Rican. chick in DC when i was 21
My first real girlfriend when i was 15 and she was 17(also P.Rican).
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So Puertorican chicks are easy, then?
:mrgreen:
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: September 10, 2010 at 02:17 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

in all fainess i said i knocked up 3 chicks on four different occassions. as of right now i have a 2 year old and another on the way. nobody cares about a sob story but use your imagination to figure out what happened with the rest. good to see humpty sean when through the same sort of ordeal. perhaps if i joined team pullout in the tagg days, this all would've been different.
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: September 10, 2010 at 02:19 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

CopperHeart said:
sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
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Have fun on parent day at school.
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? it's not like i work at mcdonalds or something. i'm one of the people in vegas fortunate enough to still have a job and am able to support and provide for my family. parent day will be just fine copper.
 
Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: September 10, 2010 at 08:17 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

sincitydc said:
CopperHeart said:
sincitydc said:
i got a black belt in babymaking-jitzu
knocked up 3 girls a total of 4 times and i'm only 24
Click to expand...
Have fun on parent day at school.
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? it's not like i work at mcdonalds or something. i'm one of the people in vegas fortunate enough to still have a job and am able to support and provide for my family. parent day will be just fine copper.
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All your exes live near you and have shared custody arrangements with you (if you don't mind he question)?
It just seemed difficult to coordinate things, in my view.
 
Originally posted by: sincitydc
Date: September 10, 2010 at 10:20 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

only one kid with one ex and we live in the same city and custody is shared. not as bad as it probably sounded originally.
 
Originally posted by: talkischeep
Date: September 11, 2010 at 03:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-have-a-black-belt-in-fill-in-jitzu.30110/

T I C has a black belt in JIUSTREETSU
 
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