"I Know a Guy Who..."

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: LnF
Date: April 05, 2011 at 12:26 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

I know that none of us have things that we're ashamed of but I often come across people who coincidentally know a guy that's guilty of some dark secret that sounds suspiciously like something that the person speaking is guilty of.
In the spirit of that, I've created a safe, cleansing thread where nobody has to admit to anything, they simply "know a guy who..."
I know a guy who freakin' loves "The Sound of Music".

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Captain_Howdy171
Date: April 05, 2011 at 12:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

I know a guy who used to have a fetish for midgets

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: April 05, 2011 at 01:19 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

I know a guy who isnt the tallest dude in the world but has a phobia of midgets

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: April 05, 2011 at 01:21 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

I know a guy who has woken up with several chicks of the plumper variety after blacking out on booze.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BaconBits
Date: April 05, 2011 at 01:41 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

I know a guy walks around like the world's biggest hardass and drinks only girly drinks.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: April 05, 2011 at 03:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

BaconBits said:
I know a guy walks around like the world's biggest hardass and drinks only girly drinks.
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Hey I know that guy too, I think he said his fav drink at the bars is " pornstar "

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Bob002
Date: April 05, 2011 at 04:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

Gnarcore said:
I know a guy who has woken up with several chicks of the plumper variety after blacking out on booze.
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I know a guy who does this willingly.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: GOODNIGHTIRENE
Date: April 05, 2011 at 05:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

Bob002 said:
Gnarcore said:
I know a guy who has woken up with several chicks of the plumper variety after blacking out on booze.
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I know a guy who does this willingly.
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:lol:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: cobra_punch
Date: April 06, 2011 at 12:02 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

Used to go around grabbing women, and then he would run off.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: April 06, 2011 at 04:57 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

...thinks Ellen is a pretty good show.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: mmach0l0
Date: April 06, 2011 at 05:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

....teared up watching the notebook

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: residency
Date: April 06, 2011 at 06:23 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-know-a-guy-who.37457/

I know a guy who is straight and bought High School Musical on DVD out of his own pocket.
Worst part about it is that he's my best friend.
GOODNIGHTIRENE said:
Bob002 said:
Gnarcore said:
I know a guy who has woken up with several chicks of the plumper variety after blacking out on booze.
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I know a guy who does this willingly.
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:lol:
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I find "plumper" chicks more appreciative as they don't know when they're gonna get it next, so they try harder. Makes for a better experience overall.