I Want to Fight Meatmallet

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Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:37 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

For realsies.
The gauntlet has been thrown down.
 
Originally posted by: Phenom
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Is this a troll job on the OT?
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Phenom said:
Is this a troll job on the OT?
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Yup.
:roll:
 
Originally posted by: icanthear
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:44 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Please get this on youtube for all to enjoy.
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Phenom said:
Is this a troll job on the OT?
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How f*cking dare you?
It's not trolling. I am issuing a public challenge.
 
Originally posted by: avonbarksdale
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:45 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

You guys can battle at Xtreme Couture at the Junkie Gathering.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:46 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Andre3000 said:
Phenom said:
Is this a troll job on the OT?
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How f*cking dare you?
It's not trolling. I am issuing a public challenge.
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Yeah, over the internet.
Do you have any idea how lame that is?
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:48 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Nick_Havok said:
Andre3000 said:
Phenom said:
Is this a troll job on the OT?
Click to expand...
How f*cking dare you?
It's not trolling. I am issuing a public challenge.
Click to expand...
Yeah, over the internet.
Do you have any idea how lame that is?
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Probably less lame than 35-40 things you've already done or said today.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Ignoring the fact that this is the dumbest thread I have ever seen...
This fight wouldn't even be close.
Meatmallet would stomp his size 16 shoe right through Andre's ***.
 
Originally posted by: Brick
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:51 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Phenom said:
I wanna ref this thing
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If Phenom gets to be ref, then I want to be able to corner one of the combatants. Either one. Andre could probably use the help, but Meatmallet sent me beer for Christmas, so I can't decide.
 
Originally posted by: psycho_steve
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:54 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Brick said:
Phenom said:
I wanna ref this thing
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If Phenom gets to be ref, then I want to be able to corner one of the combatants. Either one. Andre could probably use the help, but Meatmallet sent me beer for Christmas, so I can't decide.
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Well if we already have a ref. I want to do play by play for this.
 
Originally posted by: Tai_Mai_Shu
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:55 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

In the red corner fighting out of Canada
sporting a JFC record of 15 wins 7 losses
standing 6'2 weighing 205 lbs
Andre"The Giant"3000
In the blue corner fighting out of Chicago, IL
sporting a JFC record of 13 wins with 12 losses
standing 6'5 weighing 206 lbs
"Nice to" Meat you Mallet
and our referre is Steve Mazzagatti
AND HEEEEEEEERE WE GO!
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

You should have added a poll on who the Junkies think will win.
Now that would have been funny! :lol:
I bet it would look something like this...
Meatmallet -----------------------------------------------------------------------42 votes
Andre3000 -- 2 votes
 
Originally posted by: Andre3000
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:58 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Tai_Mai_Shu said:
In the red corner fighting out of Canada
sporting a JFC record of 15 wins 7 losses
standing 6'2 weighing 205 lbs
Andre"The Giant"3000
In the blue corner fighting out of Chicago, IL
sporting a JFC record of 13 wins with 12 losses
standing 6'5 weighing 206 lbs
"Nice to" Meat you Mallet
and our referre is Steve Mazzagatti
AND HEEEEEEEERE WE GO!
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I'm tipping the scales about about 225 these days.
This wouldn't be in a cage. It would be in the streets. Foreign objects are in play.
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: March 27, 2009 at 10:59 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Andre3000 said:
Tai_Mai_Shu said:
In the red corner fighting out of Canada
sporting a JFC record of 15 wins 7 losses
standing 6'2 weighing 205 lbs
Andre"The Giant"3000
In the blue corner fighting out of Chicago, IL
sporting a JFC record of 13 wins with 12 losses
standing 6'5 weighing 206 lbs
"Nice to" Meat you Mallet
and our referre is Steve Mazzagatti
AND HEEEEEEEERE WE GO!
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I'm tipping the scales about about 225 these days.
This wouldn't be in a cage. It would be in the streets.
Foreign objects are in play
.
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You're gonna need them. :lol:
 
Originally posted by: Nick_Havok
Date: March 27, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

...maybe some extra friends too.
 
Originally posted by: squib
Date: March 27, 2009 at 11:01 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

as per the tradition of duelling, if Meatmallet decides to take you up on this (if not, see "How to avoid fighting" thread), then he gets to choose time, location, and foreign objects (personally, I think choosing Fedor would be the best choice - he's foreign, and as a cyborg, he's an object).
 
Originally posted by: Tai_Mai_Shu
Date: March 27, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Another rule is that you can't wear a mouth piece and an Affliction shirt but everything else is fair game.
 
Originally posted by: icanthear
Date: March 27, 2009 at 11:05 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-want-to-fight-meatmallet.11970/

Andre, you should go to the "What are ways to avoid fighting" thread.
http://forums.mmajunkie.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=11924
 
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