I wish I could give...

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: RaceBannon
Date: December 22, 2010 at 03:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Time to give some Christmas wish presents.
I wish I could give...
- Forrest knock out power
- Chuck his chin back
- Dana a cuss jar

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: December 22, 2010 at 03:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

-fedor new management and a mind of his own

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: tupua26
Date: December 22, 2010 at 03:39 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

ken shamrock some money so he can finally retire

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: December 22, 2010 at 03:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

tupua26 said:
ken shamrock some money so he can finally retire
Click to expand...
same goes for James Toney

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: wolf
Date: December 22, 2010 at 03:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Shane Carwin some cardio
Jon Fitch the Mortal Combat video game so he can learn how to Finish Him!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: tupua26
Date: December 22, 2010 at 03:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

gerald harris his job back

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Reako
Date: December 22, 2010 at 04:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Josh Barnett and Chael Sonnen the ability to piss clean

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Smasher170
Date: December 22, 2010 at 04:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

I'd give BJ, Brocks strength.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: December 22, 2010 at 04:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Vadim Finklestein a dose of "shut the f**k up"
Gina Carano a good motor boating
Brock Lesnar a RAZOR (bad things happen when you grow a bushy beard...ya'll hear me now, don't ya!?)

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: December 22, 2010 at 05:45 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Shogun a couple of good knees and a spare set just in case.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Johanna
Date: December 22, 2010 at 06:16 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

* Josh Koscheck a haircut...
* Chris Leben money to finish his flower(?!) tattoo on his cheast...
* Alan Belcher money to erase his Johnny Cash tattoo and get a real artist to make him a good one...
Me shallow?
:roll:

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: roorippin
Date: December 22, 2010 at 06:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

I would give that travis fulton guy another shot in the UFC.
Keep in mind it is a christmas gift.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: whatdupdoh
Date: December 23, 2010 at 12:57 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

...Cro Cop his confidence back.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TurdFurguson
Date: December 23, 2010 at 01:28 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

whatdupdoh said:
...Cro Cop his confidence back.
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mmm i hear that

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Maximumpain
Date: December 23, 2010 at 09:36 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Wanderlei Silva his killer instinct back.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Panther78
Date: December 23, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Brock some stand up ability and ability to take 1000 punches.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fjodorz
Date: December 23, 2010 at 01:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Cojones for GSP so he could move up..
killer instinct for GSP
a television show for Chael Sonnestosterone so he could use his motorboat mouth to harass more people
dose of rat poison to Vadim Finkelstein
Balls to Coker so he could get his fighters fight each other instead of running away in other organisations
one way ticket for Alistair to USA, so he would defend his title
a gag? for DW to keep his mouth shut for a month

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: filipino
Date: December 23, 2010 at 01:10 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

A good ground game to Gabe Gonzaga and Jorge Gurgel.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: squib
Date: December 23, 2010 at 01:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

Clay Guida a haircut.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gordon
Date: December 23, 2010 at 01:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/i-wish-i-could-give.33557/

filipino said:
A good ground game to Gabe Gonzaga and Jorge Gurgel.
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:lol:
Until I saw who posted this I thought it was for real.
I'd like to give Rich Franklin the ability to beat down Silva.
I'd also like to give Nate Diaz Speech Therapy.