If you woke up in a hotel with a dead hooker next to you, who's the first person you'd call?

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: June 29, 2013 at 01:54 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Ok, here me out...
With the Aaron Hernandez case taking more turns it generated a few interesting conversations last night. I was having a few drinks with some friends and we got on the topic of friendship. The question was asked "Do you have friends you could call if something like this happened?" Let me first say, I would never PLAN to kill anyone, but God forbid I was ever in that situation I do feel I have some close friends I could call. Not necessarily to cover it up, but to sit down with, and sort things out.
One of my best friends is a Phoenix Detective. I remember years ago when he was going thru his divorce he had joked about places to dump bodies and no one would find out. Fun conversation, right? LOL.
There is a town called Quartzite that is about 30 miles from the California border (as you drive to LA). It's basically a motel, a gas station and some trailers. I've always joked that if I ever wanted to disappear this is the place i'd go. It would also be a great place if you're in the witness relocation program.
With that being said, I have 2 buddies that we've always said, "If you get a call from me at 2am saying we need to make a trip to the Q, you know what that means".
Of course this is all for conversation sake, but the question is: Do you have close friends you could call to help you out if something "crazy" happened?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: FullItalian
Date: June 29, 2013 at 01:59 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

But in all seriousness the first time this happened to me I called my mother and she took care of it, so her.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: June 29, 2013 at 02:06 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

FullItalian said:
But in all seriousness the first time this happened to me I called my mother and she took care of it, so her.
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Harold Ramis strikes me as the type of guy that would lecture me on why I decided to put myself in a bad situation. That's not what i'd be looking for at the time. Crisis management 101.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Gnarcore
Date: June 29, 2013 at 02:13 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Of those 3..definitely Bill Murray.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: redd1
Date: June 29, 2013 at 03:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Nobody, ever, two can keep a secret only if one of them is dead.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Magson13
Date: June 29, 2013 at 03:24 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Ray Donovan.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: June 29, 2013 at 03:35 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

nope i dont see why you even have to hide the body, just get some tarps and a skill saw and start cutting off small enough pieces to flush down the toilet until the hooker is gone.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: CopperHeart
Date: June 29, 2013 at 04:40 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

ScreamBloodyGordon said:
nope i dont see why you even have to hide the body, just get some tarps and a skill saw and start cutting off small enough pieces to flush down the toilet until the hooker is gone.
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Doesn't work:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: gongabong
Date: June 29, 2013 at 05:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

I would Immidiatley call the Police.
Her Pimp is Black sooooooo

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BRF
Date: June 29, 2013 at 05:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

i would have snuck out after she fell asleep

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: smartigan
Date: June 29, 2013 at 05:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

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[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: smartigan
Date: June 29, 2013 at 05:52 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

BRF said:
i would have snuck out after she fell asleep
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leaving your dna in her mouth/***/eyes/nails etc.?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: BRF
Date: June 29, 2013 at 05:55 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

smartigan said:
leaving your dna in her mouth/***/eyes/nails etc.?
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lol true.
nvm

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAFTM13
Date: June 29, 2013 at 06:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Phone the Agency and get another one in. Problem solved.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: rhino78
Date: June 29, 2013 at 06:04 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Prob the cops, but conversation sake. My older brother. He would help me out.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: smartigan
Date: June 29, 2013 at 06:30 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

Burn the place down after you kill some other guy and put him in the bed beside her

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Fight Magnet
Date: June 29, 2013 at 06:56 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

BRF said:
i would have snuck out after she fell asleep
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NOOB, hookers don't fall asleep. They wait for YOU to fall asleep, then they rip you off.
@

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: AllDay
Date: June 29, 2013 at 07:58 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

I dont do Hookers...

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: ScreamBloodyGordon
Date: June 29, 2013 at 08:42 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

CopperHeart said:
Doesn't work:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Nilsen
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doesnt work if you kill 15 people and store the bodies for months at a time. this one dead hooker we are talking about.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Seawall
Date: June 29, 2013 at 09:34 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/if-you-woke-up-in-a-hotel-with-a-dead-hooker-next-to-you-whos-the-first-person-youd-call.55952/

The police, because you're a piece of s---.