IJFL Season 1: Team Introductions

I can't wait to "win" today!
My life will be complete and I will have made it to the Big time!
Confidence picks and virtual drag racing fighting
IS
MY
LIFE
I almost forgot...


***VIRTUAL FIGHTING TEAM FOR SALE***

Anyone interested in an A++ virtual fighting team?

I build their skills through tactical training and psychosis. You could take the team to ANY virtual flight club (GTA6 ANYONE?) and instantly be the champ.
I do this for a living, so you KNOW my team is legit.

***SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY***
 
I almost forgot...


***VIRTUAL FIGHTING TEAM FOR SALE***

Anyone interested in an A++ virtual fighting team?

I build their skills through tactical training and psychosis. You could take the team to ANY virtual flight club (GTA6 ANYONE?) and instantly be the champ.
I do this for a living, so you KNOW my team is legit.

***SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY***
What weight classes you got?

Last time I started getting into this, all some dude would do is sell me women's featherweights. Told me I can also fight em in the mens divisions if I just shaved their heads.

Lost a LOT of money on that one, so I'm more cautious now.
 
What weight classes you got?

Last time I started getting into this, all some dude would do is sell me women's featherweights. Told me I can also fight em in the mens divisions if I just shaved their heads.

Lost a LOT of money on that one, so I'm more cautious now.
HEAVYWEIGHT, LIGHT HEAVY, AND WELTERWEIGHT.

But if you buy NOW, I will throw in a cheat code that allows you to use any team at any weight class. Their attributes stay the same, it just tricks the game into thinking it's a different weight class.
A 50,000 Rupee value!
 
@Eranys
please stop blowing up my messages.
I suggest you go shore up your pics.
Because you're going to get it in the ass tonight. 🤘
 
I almost forgot...


***VIRTUAL FIGHTING TEAM FOR SALE***

Anyone interested in an A++ virtual fighting team?

I build their skills through tactical training and psychosis. You could take the team to ANY virtual flight club (GTA6 ANYONE?) and instantly be the champ.
I do this for a living, so you KNOW my team is legit.

***SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY***
Do you accept bus tokens??
 
Not looking good for our team. We got an hour till deadline. Ohoh. And it's not even me the one missing weight!!! For shame..
 
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