I'm a dork because...

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Originally posted by: Goze
Date: May 06, 2010 at 04:12 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

Most of us here are pretty awesome with myself leading the charge but I know we all have that dork side to us except for J to the E to the double FF blah who has the roles reversed. Lets list what makes us dorks in this thread.
1. I love Nightmare on Elm Street movies, I checked websites everyday until the new movie came out just to catch a glimpse of what was to come. I went and saw a midnight screening like a dork and I loved every bit of it.
2. Because of Friday the 13th movies, I always open the bathroom door and kick behind it in case someone is hiding.
3. I can't poop if the shower curtain is closed, I think there could be a murderer behind the curtain or even worse an x-girlfriend who may want revenge and blast me all over youtube.
4. If I walk into a room where people are laughing, I automatically think they are laughing at me and get really defensive.
5. When the Fabulous Mulla lost the WWF championship to Wendi Richter, I cried.
6. I can never step on a sewer manhole because of the movie Chud.
7. If the right 80's or 90's song is played, I might cry.
8. I checked out the Del Taco Super Special show on Facebook only after the chick showed up in a bikini.
9. I went to five different supermarkets once just to find Boo Berry Cereal.
10. It creeps me out when little kids start growing their adult teeth and they have those gigantic buck teeth.
11. Following the law is very important to me, I freak out when people bust an illegal u-turn or go against a one way street i even if it's only a few feet.
12. The ocean scares me a lot.
13. I hate when people say "with all due respect" if your gonna insult me, just do it.
14. I hate being late to things.
15. I want to murder people who give their kids last names for first names. Example: Cooper, Connor, Anderson, and so on.
 
Originally posted by: JonnyRico
Date: May 06, 2010 at 04:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

You want to murder Anderson Silva parents , Goze? Anderson wouldnt let you get away with it haha
 
Originally posted by: Goze
Date: May 06, 2010 at 04:42 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

He's from another country, doesn't count.
 
Originally posted by: JimmyCannoli
Date: May 06, 2010 at 04:46 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

haha I searched quite a few super markets once for dunk a roos...one day I thought back when I was little and how much I loved those and decided to look for them....needless to say I found them and loved every second of it
 
Originally posted by: DAVEUWF
Date: May 06, 2010 at 05:08 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

wow. i went to like 4 different stores to get some count chocula one time
 
Originally posted by: Hellbilly
Date: May 06, 2010 at 05:09 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

Because I opened this thread.
 
Originally posted by: condrab
Date: May 06, 2010 at 05:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

I asked my girlfriend to dress up as super girl... And wouldn't let her take the outfit off while I had sex with her
 
Originally posted by: jamoan
Date: May 06, 2010 at 06:02 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

condrab said:
I asked my girlfriend to dress up as super girl... And wouldn't let her take the outfit off while I had sex with her
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Who didn't want to tap Super Girl???
...or Wonder Woman
...or Batgirl
...or Psylocke
 
Originally posted by: HarryBolzonya
Date: May 06, 2010 at 06:07 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

I'm a dork because Im addicted to MMA and Junkie Radio. My wife thinks so too cause all I talk about is what happend on the show today, or what GG said or a sound bite Goze played or something a caller said that was funny. (Its a sickness really) She doesnt get it but she still loves me.
 
Originally posted by: Goze
Date: May 06, 2010 at 06:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

condrab said:
I asked my girlfriend to dress up as super girl... And wouldn't let her take the outfit off while I had sex with her
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Yeah, must be hard to live with the memory of that. How do you live with yourself? COME ON DUDE! Give us something nerdy.
 
Originally posted by: jamoan
Date: May 06, 2010 at 06:25 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

...because Garfield always has, and will, be my favorite cartoon.
 
Originally posted by: Noodles4-LJ4
Date: May 06, 2010 at 06:43 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

I love listing to Beethoven music.
Have a passion for the piano but can't play I would kill to learn.
Not a fan of the ocean it's water I can't breath in it.
I play video games so what.
Use to write poetry haven't in about 8 years.
Won't to watch cartoons but no good ones on.
 
Originally posted by: jamoan
Date: May 06, 2010 at 07:03 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

Noodles4-LJ4 said:
I love listing to Beethoven music.
Have a passion for the piano but can't play I would kill to learn.
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Chopin is my favorite composer and, in my opinion, the greatest pianist to ever play the instrument.
No shame in wanting to play either. Case in point: D'Angelo, Alicia Keys, The Roots, etc.
Come on, man... come wit the dorkiness!
 
Originally posted by: ravyn
Date: May 06, 2010 at 07:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

Good lord, where to start...
1. I was once so afraid of sharks that I made my girlfriend hold my hand on the way to the aquarium. Swimming with them helped immensely.
2. As a child I was DEATHLY afraid of the iconic Australian children's book Wombat Stew - to this day it still makes me uncomfortable. http://www.amazon.com/Wombat-Stew-Marcia-K-Vaughan/dp/0382243560
3. I once spent 7 hours playing Call of Duty with friends at a LAN cafe. From 10 to 5am.
4. Speaking of CoD, I nearly cried at the end of MW2.
5. I call my girlfriend Erin, "Königin der hack Fleischsleute" which translates to "Queen of the Minced-Meat People"
6. Having Cerebral Palsy and the trademark "cripplehand", my affected right hand has developed it's own personality for the benefit of my girl. He's a door-to-door Encyclopedia Brittanica salesman named "The Claw". It's a long story.
7. I own more wrestling DVDs than I'd like to tell you.
8. I attended a costume party recently as Spiderman, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Pics on Facebook.
9. I make WAAAY too much noise at the gym. Like a stuck pig.
10. I'm secretly really proud of the "Origami Pumas" intro.
Peace,
Ravyn
 
Originally posted by: condrab
Date: May 06, 2010 at 08:18 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

Goze said:
condrab said:
I asked my girlfriend to dress up as super girl... And wouldn't let her take the outfit off while I had sex with her
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Yeah, must be hard to live with the memory of that. How do you live with yourself? COME ON DUDE! Give us something nerdy.
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I wouldn't let her tie me up with a yellow rope because it was wonder woman not super girl who had the golden lasso
have more graphic novels than actual novels
wore a hawaiian shirt almost every day of my senior year of high school. And ocasionall a mathing Hawaiian print cowboy hat with it.
Could at one point in time recite every wwf heavyweight champion in order from buddy Rogers to whomever it was when I finally stopped watching wrestling.
May favorite 3 movies
princess bride
muppet movie
labryinth
 
Originally posted by: Goze
Date: May 06, 2010 at 08:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

condrab said:
Goze said:
condrab said:
I asked my girlfriend to dress up as super girl... And wouldn't let her take the outfit off while I had sex with her
Click to expand...
Yeah, must be hard to live with the memory of that. How do you live with yourself? COME ON DUDE! Give us something nerdy.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't let her tie me up with a yellow rope because it was wonder woman not super girl who had the golden lasso
have more graphic novels than actual novels
wore a hawaiian shirt almost every day of my senior year of high school. And ocasionall a mathing Hawaiian print cowboy hat with it.
Could at one point in time recite every wwf heavyweight champion in order from buddy Rogers to whomever it was when I finally stopped watching wrestling.
May favorite 3 movies
princess bride
muppet movie
labryinth
Click to expand...
Holy crap! Even the guys from Lamda, Lamda, Lamda would be disgusted with you.
 
Originally posted by: KareemOfWheat
Date: May 06, 2010 at 08:29 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

Met Goze during UFC 100 weekend and he told me to come to the studio the next day but that next morning I was too intimidated. Still regret it.
When I'm lucky enough to meet a fighter at an event or a weighin I act like a kid meeting Mickey Mouse for the first time. My wife just laughs at me.
Its been months since I listened to anything on my Ipod other then Junkie radio.
I watch a lot of dumb reality tv. Survivor, Jersey Shore, Frank the Entertainer, etc......
 
Originally posted by: condrab
Date: May 06, 2010 at 08:38 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

I'm going to a midnight showing of iron man tonite. Who else is nerding up and doing that?
 
Originally posted by: Goze
Date: May 06, 2010 at 08:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/im-a-dork-because.25313/

condrab said:
I'm going to a midnight showing of iron man tonite. Who else is nerding up and doing that?
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Thats a good idea.
 
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