Is there anything that you would sell your soul for?

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: osubuckeye4
Date: February 18, 2013 at 04:33 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Let's say that the following things were true:
1) Heaven/Hell actually exist. I know, it's not possible to know (most likely, they don't)... but for sake of arguement in this thread, they do exist and you will end up there for eternity after your mortal death.
1a) Slight caveat... exactly "what" heaven and hell are is a big unknown. Hell could be sitting there in nothingness, just slightly further away from God than someone who is in heaven... or it could be getting pitchforked for eternity as you relive your worst day over and over again.
2) Selling ones soul was possible, and in return they could have
any worldly thing
they desired and it would be guaranteed up until
you turn 80 years of age
(about your average lifetime).
Would anyone on here make a deal? If so, what would you ask for?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TheREALOmoPlata
Date: February 18, 2013 at 05:20 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Nope.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: EnderWiggin
Date: February 18, 2013 at 07:05 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Not even close.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: phoenix-mma
Date: February 18, 2013 at 07:19 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Courtney Prathers thong after a session of bikram yoga.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Flound
Date: February 18, 2013 at 07:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

What soul?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: JonnyF
Date: February 18, 2013 at 08:27 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Sold it to some kid back when I was 14 for a YooHoo.
So apparently a YooHoo.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: February 18, 2013 at 09:28 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Flound said:
What soul?
Click to expand...
We're assuming in this scenario that we have 'em, Floundie old pal.
But the other caveats are lame. Only live till 80 years old? f--- that I'm keeping my soul.
Edit: upon rereading... endless youth and wishes (until I'm 80, at least). And being able to fly. And teleport. And I get teh Belafonte as my home, complete with crew.
You want my soul Lucie? You can have it for that package deal, b----. Sign on the dotted line.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Flound
Date: February 18, 2013 at 09:44 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

LighthouseKeeper said:
We're assuming in this scenario that we have 'em, Floundie old pal.
Click to expand...
I appreciate the attempt at clarification, Keep, but unnecessary as it was an assumption I was operating under - that souls exist. However, in the business of souls, there are creatures that are soul-less.
The angels in heaven; and their fallen brethren. One of who, as I understand it, is the guy who buys the souls.
You see, ole Lucifer has no soul.
Plus I got a Swedish chick for sale....

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: LighthouseKeeper
Date: February 18, 2013 at 09:47 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Flound said:
their fallen brethren...
I got a Swedish chick for sale....
Click to expand...
Noice

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMA-P6U6N6X
Date: February 18, 2013 at 09:50 PM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

My soul for swagger.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: princecharlestampon
Date: February 19, 2013 at 03:09 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

JonnyF said:
Sold it to some kid back when I was 14 for a YooHoo.
So apparently a YooHoo.
Click to expand...
LOL

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: princecharlestampon
Date: February 19, 2013 at 03:11 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Dan Henderson's dentures

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: maggotbrain
Date: February 19, 2013 at 03:17 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Satan's power, abilities and domain.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: MMAFTM13
Date: February 19, 2013 at 03:36 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

A threesome in a posh hotel with Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano with a big bag of coke n champagne, that'll do it I'll have up to 80 yrs to log in to my memory bank.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Waarheid
Date: February 19, 2013 at 04:28 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Never ever. My soul is very dear to me.

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: TheCregs
Date: February 19, 2013 at 06:50 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Immortality, hell for eternity? Hahaha NOPE!!!! Satan u mad?

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: NicoSuave
Date: February 19, 2013 at 09:33 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

Usually people who sell their souls for something eventually end up hating what they got in the deal.
So to answer your question... NO!!!

 

[Nastycrow]

Originally posted by: Flound
Date: February 19, 2013 at 09:34 AM
Source: https://forum.mmajunkie.com/threads/is-there-anything-that-you-would-sell-your-soul-for.51969/

TheCregs said:
Satan u mad?
Click to expand...
Nope.
I'll get you eventually - I always do.