JNMMA'S FUTURE REVEALED
JNMMA, one of the oldest and most decorated FF camps on the internet, permanently closed it's doors this past week.The camp shut down when acting camp leader, Meatmallet, resigned in an unexpected and dramatic fashion. With long time camp members BP and Dublindevil83 on indefinite hiatus, the now senior ArcArsenal, after consulting with remaining members Brick and Gordon, decided to close the doors on the camp.
Meatmallet has since formed Unknown Assailant with FF personality Buffaloblue and the pair have already begun to make signings. ArcArsenal and Gordon, in what may the the first high profile pairs- signing in JFF history, have inked a deal with Prediction Affliction. Brick has expressed interest in remaining unsigned at this juncture. BP and Dublindevil83 have still not commented.
RAMROD NOW COMPLETE
My fellow fantasy fighters, media, ladies, gents, and buffaloblue...it is with the utmost excitement that I stand before you. I stand here today to announce that Team Ramrod has made a momentous free agent signing. Things didn't work out with sessoms, and I regret that, as I enjoyed the training that I did with him. We wish him the best. But in light of recent events, I honestly would not sessoms' leaving for the world.
The man we signed will give us two great champions on our team, to go along with a bunch of contenders. He is constantly in the top 5 in both the JEC and the JFC, he's a former JEC champ with three title defenses, and he just fought for the JFC belt quite recently. He was a member of 2010's best team, GP champions Bloodsport.
Fantasy fighters (and buffaloblue) of mmajunkie.com, I am very happy to announce that Team Ramrod has signed recently_reaped. With this signing, we are poised to take over the IJFL, trampling all the pretenders out there, and respectfully beating up the good teams, like TXS, PA, Bloodsport, and JKSW. Let this be a warning to you all. We are stacked.
Oh and I'd like to thank TeamRamrod's main sponsor, Young's Famous Ramrod Ale
MESSAGE RECEIVED FROM UNKNOWN ASSAILANT
Unknown AssAilant {wIll} break alL of ÿou mentallÿ, physicällY, @nd emotìoñàlLy. Yoú (woñ't) hAve thE will to survive. I have been studÿiñg your st®eñgths àñd weakñëssés loÑger then mánÿ ôf yoú {kñow}. I havÉ been waiting fòr thé right time to strìke. Unknôwn {Assailañt} will make mY `preseñce` felt. All of yOu wìll fear my presence anD mY wo®ds, and you wìll feel mY (power) as I crush each one of you. :We: {hAve} added a fOúrth to ou® ranKs. "A" màn who will {help} cômpletê my misSion. UnkNown Assailant would /like\ to welcome the ñewest member of its unit:
JIMMYCANNOLI
There /is\ room foR two mòre (mên) amongst [my] ranks. /PleasE\ contact one of my co-captaîns Meatmället or BUffaloblue `if` yôu are inteRested in bEing part of greatness.
-Unknown Âssailant